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I write loads... Usually I write stuff to the examiner or when I get bored of that I see how many songs I can remember all the lyrics (usually Quenya, Sindarin and Old English songs :o: ) Then I delete it all (the joys of getting a computer in exams.. :p: ) History is the best... in one of my AS exams I wrote an essay on how studying the bloody Nazis isn't proper History then I deleted it all and did the stupid question on the Nazis... I have an urge to re-write it this year but keep it in....
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"Call me xxx"!
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(Original post by Hravan)
I write loads... Usually I write stuff to the examiner or when I get bored of that I see how many songs I can remember all the lyrics (usually Quenya, Sindarin and Old English songs :o: ) Then I delete it all (the joys of getting a computer in exams.. :p: ) History is the best... in one of my AS exams I wrote an essay on how studying the bloody Nazis isn't proper History then I deleted it all and did the stupid question on the Nazis... I have an urge to re-write it this year but keep it in....
I really don't see how you had time to write an incorrect essay and then write the proper one. I have an hour and fifteen to write 4 ridiculously in depth essays, and I barely manage it
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I know someone who wrote messages about how all the blank pages weren't actually blank in a French mock, in both French and English. He also drew pictures of trees and claimed it was murder.
Guess he was bored.
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my law teacher is also an examiner on a different board and she says she always gets people putting "thank you for reading" "i really need a A to get into ..." and she finds it ridicously annoying! hahaha
she has also had people put that they would kill themselves if they didnt get a grade. :/
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I really don't see how you had time to write an incorrect essay and then write the proper one. I have an hour and fifteen to write 4 ridiculously in depth essays, and I barely manage it

There were two questions. A 20 mark one and a 40 mark one. I did the 20 mark one, did half the 40 mark one, got p***ed off, had the major rant (took less than 10 minutes... I can type stupidly fast when I'm angry and not bothered about spellings) then finished off the question.... It was a really, really easy question (I got 116/120 UMS for the whole paper) hence why I got so bored of doing it....
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I really want to do this now.
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Then there was the history one our teacher told us about - this girl (he assumed from the handwriting...) had written two amazing essays and finished well ahead of time, so she wrote him a poem about Lenin and Mussolini, and then illustrated it.

His response was, "Clever g*t."
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I wrote in my physics AS exam:
"The grade boundries better be low!"
haha lol
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In my French mock someone in my class couldn't write the letter about "things in your town" so he wrote an English rant about how he hates our city and blamed everything on the council.

And a girl in English last week wrote "I just lost the game" on her answer booklet haha.
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"i know where you live"
Why didn't I write that in my Maths exam? :mad:
The teacher lives two blocks away from my house! :woo:
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Why didn't I write that in my Maths exam? :mad:
The teacher lives two blocks away from my house! :woo:
Hehehe:p:

I never wrote any notes..
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Hehehe:p:

I never wrote any notes..
Lol, well, if she grades me with a bad mark then there are eggs coming. MANY eggs comming. Oh yes :yep:
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One of my friends wrote: "Careful. As you write that curvy B on the front of this paper you are pushing me from suicidal to homocidal."
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In my French mock someone in my class couldn't write the letter about "things in your town" so he wrote an English rant about how he hates our city and blamed everything on the council.

And a girl in English last week wrote "I just lost the game" on her answer booklet haha.
Damnit, now *I * just lost the game.
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Lol, well, if she grades me with a bad mark then there are eggs coming. MANY eggs comming. Oh yes :yep:
I was thinking that or covering her house with toilet paper. *












* I am not advocating such methods but it would still be pretty funny!:woo:
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I was thinking that or covering her house with toilet paper. *












* I am not advocating such methods but it would still be pretty funny!:woo:

Lol:p: I'm so happy I'm done with the exams. I can relax for the next few weeks. Well, not really relax but, you know, I feel less stressed now. Even if I haven't done very well today.
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Well, for my History exam, I was just about to finish the conclusion, when I suddenly realized that I missed out a VERY IMPORTANT POINT that needed addressing, so what I did was I wrote the additionally paragraph underneath the conclusion, and then drew an arrow with a message which said "READ THIS PARAGRAPH BEFORE THE CONCLUSION! THANK YOU!!" When the exam was finished, I was heartbroken and shattered.

I ended up getting a very high A, so go figure! :p:
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For philosophy, I used a load of personal examples, like referring to the examiner's current actions, e.g.:

Your eyes are reading these letters -- or are they? It's unlikely that you're reading them all, but merely subconsciously looking at some scrawlings on an exam paper that you've been told to mark, and somehow, these scribbles are translating into words, which your brain is translating into meaning!

I got full marks for that exam :rolleyes:
Wow
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(Original post by Funny Face)
One of my friends wrote: "Careful. As you write that curvy B on the front of this paper you are pushing me from suicidal to homocidal."
lol!
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