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    (Original post by dani_88)
    are u really?!

    *dont joke with me in my hour of need boyo :mad: :p:*
    Qué quiere usted
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    (Original post by Lithium)
    Haga usted da la boca buena
    Something about giving head.
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    i hav to "send off a presentation" to uni in spain..talking about me and why i want to go there to study blah blah blah.. it's for erasmus.. but i'm beginner and can barely say my name lol :o:
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    (Original post by dani_88)
    wah?
    I don't know the word for Oral
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    (Original post by dani_88)
    are u really?!

    *dont joke with me in my hour of need boyo :mad: :p:*
    Yeah, but its a special type of Spanish though.
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    (Original post by Harry_Plonker)
    Something about giving head.
    See now that oral, i can do.


    *Can i get away with saying that :ninja:*
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    (Original post by Harry_Plonker)
    Something about giving head.
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    (Original post by Harry_Plonker)
    Who needs porn when we have threads like that on here? :yep:
    Lol and she says she needs to be "incredibly frustrated to achieve release".


    Wait. Wait. I have a solution.

    How about you contact her and tell her to come over and live with you until Friday and do your exam! That way, she'll get incredibly frustrated and rediscover her sex life, you'll have someone commited to working hard on learning for your exam, so you'll do alright, and she'll probably thank you for the whole thing with a spot of quick ... well .... you wont need porn anymore.

    I ... am ... a genius?!
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    (Original post by dani_88)
    See now that oral, i can do.


    *Can i get away with saying that :ninja:*
    as long as you live up to it
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    (Original post by IanDangerously)
    Lol and she says she needs to be "incredibly frustrated to achieve release".


    Wait. Wait. I have a solution.

    How about you contact her and tell her to come over and live with you until Friday and do your exam! That way, she'll get incredibly frustrated and rediscover her sex life, you'll have someone commited to working hard on learning for your exam, so you'll do alright, and she'll probably thank you for the whole thing with a spot of quick ... well .... you wont need porn anymore.

    I ... am ... a genius?!
    Are you single?!

    Coz if you are... it's because you really don't understand girls mate :p:
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    (Original post by dani_88)
    See now that oral, i can do.


    *Can i get away with saying that :ninja:*
    You can't be the judge of that :no:
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    (Original post by IanDangerously)
    Lol and she says she needs to be "incredibly frustrated to achieve release".


    Wait. Wait. I have a solution.

    How about you contact her and tell her to come over and live with you until Friday and do your exam! That way, she'll get incredibly frustrated and rediscover her sex life, you'll have someone commited to working hard on learning for your exam, so you'll do alright, and she'll probably thank you for the whole thing with a spot of quick ... well .... you wont need porn anymore.

    I ... am ... a genius?!
    I was thinking incredibly bored.
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    (Original post by Lithium)
    as long as you live up to it
    Never had a complaint yet lol.
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    (Original post by dani_88)
    Are you single?!

    Coz if you are... it's because you really don't understand girls mate :p:
    :rofl:
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    (Original post by dani_88)
    Never had a complaint yet lol.
    you're on

    or soon will be :ninja:
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    I'm a muppet... brushed my teeth a couple of hours ago and now i'm sat tucking into a box of roses bad bad bad for the teeth... but hey least i've still got my enamel, for now :p:
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    (Original post by dani_88)
    I'm a muppet... brushed my teeth a couple of hours ago and now i'm sat tucking into a box of roses bad bad bad for the teeth... but hey least i've still got my enamel, for now :p:
    soo?
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    (Original post by Lithium)
    you're on

    or soon will be :ninja:
    i really hope you're not talking about the p word lol
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    (Original post by Lithium)
    soo?
    well i always brush my teeth before bed... mummy always told me i had to..

    but now i've tucked into a load of roses i feel like i have to brush em agen!
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    (Original post by dani_88)
    Are you single?!

    Coz if you are... it's because you really don't understand girls mate :p:
    Hmm, no need to take my satire and be so .... so .... condascending! Bah!

    If she's daft enough to post in H&R, she'd be daft enough to fall for that plan, it just requires a lot of convincing lying and then a few minor breaches in the law and, Blast! I've said enough!


    And yes, I am single. I do understand girls though, it's just that I haven't been out anywhere for a long time to meet them. In fact, I'm locked in my parents basement and I can't get out. Help! (Wait, this probably belongs in H&R)
 
 
 
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