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Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo City like a big playground
when suddenly Batman burst from the shade
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue

and he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
but before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because Optimus Prime came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
and Batman was injured, and trying to get steady
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip

then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, oooh

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...

angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Indiana Jones
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs

then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe

and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
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Let's go to the car
I wanna kiss you underneath the stars
Maybe we'll go too far
We just don't care
We just don't care
We just don't
Let's make love
Let's go somewhere they might discover us
Let's get lost in lust
We just don't care
We just don't care
We just don't care
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Muse- Bliss :love:

Everything about you is how I wanna be
Your freedom comes naturally
Everything about you resonates happiness
Now I wont settle for less

Give me all the peace and joy in your mind

Everything about you pains my envying
Your soul cant hate anything
Everything about you is so easy to love
Theyre watching you from above

Give me all the peace and joy in your mind
I want the peace and joy in your mind
Give me the peace and joy in your mind

Everything about you resonates happiness
Now I wont settle for less

Give me all the peace and joy in your mind
I want the peace and joy in your mind
Give me the peace and joy in your mind
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Goodbyyyyyeeeee nice to know you!
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You think you got it all worked out
But you dont know nothing, nothing, NOTHING
You think that you can rub me out
But im made of something, something, SOMETHING

I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah oh Yeah
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah oh Yeah
I can teach you a thing or two
Yeah oh Yeah
I can teach you a thing or two

Aww dirty pop track
Push it in and pull it back
Am i glamour pussing it
See if you can top that
Come into the new way
Bodyrox a new way
More then just a new craze
I'll show you who's rock'n'roll
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She's got me lovestoned
Man, I swear she's bad and she knows
I think that she knows
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Loveshack lalaloveshack
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Sometimes I feel like I'm in Barcelona
See, anytime I hear this tune I just start drifting away
And all I wanna do is go back
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All the subtle flavours of my life
are become bitter seeds
and poisoned leaves
without you

You represent what's true
I drain the colour from the sky
And turn blue
without you

These arms lack a purpose
Flapping like a humming-bird
I'm nervous 'cause
I'm the left eye
you're the right

Would it not be madness to fight
We come one
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Shoulda Woulda Coulda
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I dont brown nose out of town hoes.
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If you're ready for me boy
You'd better push the button and let me know
Before I get the wrong idea and go
You're gonna miss the freak that I control
(I control)
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I don't give a flying ****** mother******er
I don't give a flying ****** mother******er
I don't give a flying
I don't give a flying,
I don't give a flying ******

Heh, Children Of Bodom are awesome!
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'wen u go, wud u have the guts to say,

i don't love you, like i loved you yesterday'
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I am an arms dealer

my fave line in a song at the mo.

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'i'm a leading man, the lies i weave are oh so introcate'
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you like that song too? it's not normally the sort of song I'd go for, but ...


I love it!

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"Keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you, can I lay in your bed all day? I'll be your best-kept secret and your biggest mistake, the hand behind this pen relives a failure every day"

Love Fall Out Boy
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I don't wanna wait, for our lives to be over, I want to know right now what could it beeeee

I've been watching Dawson's Creek
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He calls her the chocolate girl
Cause he thinks she melts when he touches her
she knows shes the chocolate girl
cause shes broken up and swallowed and wrapped in bits of silver
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