The only way this Eurovision will be good for me is if the UK gives 12 points to France. We love a bit of fun here.
In fact we should do Commonwealth-o-vision.
Next year send a band like Muse to Eurovision and blow everyone away then pull out all our finacial support.
Cmmon! UK for Double figures!
Points for Russia, but I wasn't paying proper attention! Nine?
Pandabär, Starless Eyes and Kaaatieee got Germany.
I don't know what's more laughable, the totally blatant regional voting or the israeli asslicking...
Why doesn't the UK enter a big name band?
Did that just sound like "As I finger myself" to anyone else?