Ramadan and masturbation Watch

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Margaret Thatcher on a cold day.

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This will help with the frustration:
That is torture, really hated that GIF until I found the one where it actually does happen!!
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EPIC ANON FAIL!
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muslims are allowed to masturbate? wouldn't allah be mad with that?
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Circumcision
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i thought muslims are not allowed to masturbate?????
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Circumcision
how does that help with anything?
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how does that help with anything?
Simples. To prevent masturbation. Circumcision
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:rofl:

Classic H&R
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Simples. To prevent masturbation. Circumcision
But I am already circumcised!!!!!!!!!!?????
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But I am already circumcised!!!!!!!!!!?????
Mate, you are already going to 'hell' anyway, as muslims are not allowed to masturbate ever. I doubt that all the times you've w*nked, it was to prevent you having pre-marital sex or committing adultery, so you're f*cked. Allah is going to rain down on you. So you might as well just go and cry in a pile of your own semen.
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(Original post by mindy123)
go and cry in a pile of your own semen.
This is not recommended...
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I'm a muslim but the masturbation thing is difficult. It doesn't exactly break you fast if you do it at night. Correct me if i'm wrong.
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Ummmmmmmm.... Don't put yourself in a position where u can be tempted, try and stay around people that kinda thing?

Umm... do something distracting?

I dunno I reckon I could go a month without jacking off
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I dunno I reckon I could go a month without jacking off
This waaaayyyyyyy easier said than done. You gotta be a guy to undersand it.

Anyways, I know muslims should masturbate but when I think about it... I've already had sex so, I've pretty much screwed myself over already.
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i use like a hard surface instead
Like another penis.
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(Original post by Yawn11)
This waaaayyyyyyy easier said than done. You gotta be a guy to undersand it.

Anyways, I know muslims should masturbate but when I think about it... I've already had sex so, I've pretty much screwed myself over already.

Maybe, I should try this.........would be very very interesting experiment....

plus op maybe u want it more cos u can't
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i dont use my hands to masturbate
So childish and yet I found it funny. Shame on me
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There is no way in hell i could last 60 days! fair play to you
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surely its wrong to masturate if ur religous ? or is it ok as long as no one is looking
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