Don't listen to these pussies. Take an axe then charge down the stairs screaming, don't forget your woad either.
OP is the 21st century's answer to Anne Frank.
Genius. I've been laughing solidly for 5 minutes over this.
OP had laptop/internet stolen.. No closure I'm afraid
once when i thought there was a burglar in my house late at night, i grabbed my cricket bat... held it high above my ahead (adrenaline puming) about to hit some guy.
thankgod there was no one there... i would have probably killed the man i was that pumped