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OP... are you there?
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do this

http://rt.com/Top_News/2009-04-14/Ha...html?fullstory
This is ******* hilarious.
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Yet you still managed to type that on TSR instead of emailing someone for help :troll:
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(Original post by Aphotic Cosmos)
You're fine as long as it's not a turd burglar.

Then you're up the proverbial creek.
The Burglar will be up OP's creek soon enough.

Sorry, I'll get my coat.


This is why having dogs is a must, me and my trusty Golden Lab could take down any turkey ass chav, armed with ping pong bats I'm a force not to be reckoned with.
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This is a :troll:, for god's sake. The guy must be laughing his *** off seeing all the responses from the people who bought that. :lol:
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(Original post by Victor-PP)
This is a :troll:, for god's sake. The guy must be laughing his *** off seeing all the responses from the people who bought that. :lol:
Everyone knows it's a troll.

We are actually trolling the troll. Just playing along with the thread.

I would have thought that was pretty obvious.
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(Original post by DaveSmith99)
The stupidity of some people amazes me.
This man is a genius.
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Don't listen to these pussies. Take an axe then charge down the stairs screaming, don't forget your woad either.
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(Original post by mathew551)
OP... are you there?
:no: 'fraid he's been touched up by the kidnappers.. :sadnod:

What would have been funny if this was true, and the burglers were members of TSR and found this thread and shyted in their pants :rofl:

But who the fakk would actually log onto tsr and post this up when they are being burgled?! I'd rather save myself than try and get hits online..
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(Original post by Trinket)
This is ******* hilarious.
Nothing particularly hilarious about rape, tbh.
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OP is the 21st century's answer to Anne Frank.
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(Original post by Pedus)
:no: 'fraid he's been touched up by the kidnappers.. :sadnod:

What would have been funny if this was true, and the burglers were members of TSR and found this thread and shyted in their pants :rofl:

But who the fakk would actually log onto tsr and post this up when they are being burgled?! I'd rather save myself than try and get hits online..
The burglar is a member of TSR. He created a thread last night about hearing noises in the house he is burgling. Unfortunately, it was mistaken as a troll thread (probably because it was put in H+R for anon use) and removed.
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(Original post by Singh_2)
Everyone knows it's a troll.

We are actually trolling the troll. Just playing along with the thread.

I would have thought that was pretty obvious.
Of course it's obvious. But there are a couple of people who really seemed to take it for real:p:
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Of course it's obvious. But there are a couple of people who really seemed to take it for real:p:
Yeh I know. Forgive them, for they are probably new to the internetz.
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Genius. I've been laughing solidly for 5 minutes over this.
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Love this thread...and if OP would just post an ending it would be the cherry on top of the cake
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OP had laptop/internet stolen.. No closure I'm afraid
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once when i thought there was a burglar in my house late at night, i grabbed my cricket bat... held it high above my ahead (adrenaline puming) about to hit some guy.
thankgod there was no one there... i would have probably killed the man i was that pumped
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Times like this make me feel unsafe for not having a baseball bat/axe

I've always thought the lid thing over the cistern would make a great weapon. My upstairs toilet is right at the top of the stairs so I'd be able to get to it then charge down...

I've thought too much about this.
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