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"I would buy you a drink, but I fear you may be a lesbian"
"I'm not a lesbian"
"Ah, so what are you having?"
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LurkerintheDark
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"Can ya catch, love?"
"Ugh?"
"'Cos I've gotta couple of balls comin your way"
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(Original post by Lovecraft243)
I'm black and where I live I constantly get African men old enough to be my grandfather coming up to me with stupidness like, 'You are the spice in my jellof rice' or 'Sister you are beautiful like the inside of a plane..if only I had money I would ride you' and the worst has to be 'I will carry you like egg, other men will carry you like lemon or tomato but me, EGG'.
lmao
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(Original post by Lovecraft243)
I'm black and where I live I constantly get African men old enough to be my grandfather coming up to me with stupidness like, 'You are the spice in my jellof rice' or 'Sister you are beautiful like the inside of a plane..if only I had money I would ride you' and the worst has to be 'I will carry you like egg, other men will carry you like lemon or tomato but me, EGG'.
:lolwut:

What the hell does that even mean?
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(Original post by Jaz.K)
Names Bond. James Bond

My friend actually had that said to her, it was so funny and cheesy. Lol
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Off. **** off.


Here's my contribution to the thread:
Were your parents retarded? Coz you sure are special
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(Original post by Lovecraft243)
I'm black and where I live I constantly get African men old enough to be my grandfather coming up to me with stupidness like, 'You are the spice in my jellof rice' or 'Sister you are beautiful like the inside of a plane..if only I had money I would ride you' and the worst has to be 'I will carry you like egg, other men will carry you like lemon or tomato but me, EGG'.
Thats ******* awesome, & sad thing is I can just imagine an african guy saying this :rofl:
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"i dropped a tear in the ocean, the day i find it is the day i'll stop loving you" haaa xx
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(Original post by im so academic)
:lolwut:

What the hell does that even mean?
an egg cracks easily, so I'm guessing he'll take more care of her and treat her well because one drop and the egg's gone. lol
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(Original post by EssRidge)
I've actually heard this one being used:

"I know twenty different programming languages. Will you go out with me?"
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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(Original post by failingatm)
Lol whut? ARE YOU CALLING ME FOREIGN.. mam I have a british passport! :hmmm:
I was saying people always ask if im foreign then start talking to me. jeeez :P
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(Original post by cookiecrisp)
I was saying people always ask if im foreign then start talking to me. jeeez :P
Ohh lol sorry.
You must be sexy foreign looking then
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im so academic
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(Original post by Suetonius)
"I would buy you a drink, but I fear you may be a lesbian"
"I'm not a lesbian"
"Ah, so what are you having?"
:mmm:

Very nice.
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Wanna go outside for a bit of fresh air? I'll show you off to the roses.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

You know.....I don't know what it is.....but.....you've got it.
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My favourite is "my spidey senses are tingling" :rofl:
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Did you just fart? Cos you sure blew me away. :sexface:
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(Original post by FieldLeftBlank)
Now this has a ready reply.

Off. **** off.


Here's my contribution to the thread:
Were your parents retarded? Coz you sure are special
:facepalm:
That's what she said. Literally. Guy was heart broken. Sad but hilarious at the same time :rolleyes:
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'I have a knife under this coat so do what I say'
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'Thats a nice dress, I'm sure it'd look good in a police evidence bag.'
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"you're so pretty you could make a dead man ***"!
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(Original post by im so academic)
:lolwut:

What the hell does that even mean?
I think he meant eggs are delicate, you have to take great care with them.
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