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    (Original post by ArcadiaHouse)
    All of Vampire Weekend's lyrics make me feel violent. Pretentious knobs.
    Take the chapstick put it on your lips
    Crack a smile, adjust my tie.

    Anything but violent :confused:

    is it because you go to oxford

    But I'm surprised this has not been said yet:

    Call me Mr Flintstone, I can make your bed rock.

    I cringe, I physically cringe when I hear this song. And then one of my friends is like wow that's so clever :facepalm:
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    (Original post by jimcatinnes)
    Take the chapstick put it on your lips
    Crack a smile, adjust my tie.

    Anything but violent :confused:
    Well, maybe not violent. But they are pretentious knobs.
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    Benny Lava

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw
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    Haha.

    You can't beat a bit of Vybz Kartel...his lyrics are stupid and ridiculously dirty...that being said he is still awesome :ahee:

    One of his songs...

    Vybz Kartel - Goodnight



    Yuh ave to approach di ladies like a gentleman

    Girl Goodnight, night
    Mi wish you a stiff goodnight, night
    Yuh breast look pleasantly nice, nice
    Yuh pussy look fat ina yuh tights like (WTF? LOL)
    If you fi be mi girl mi **** you every day, everynight, night
    Yuh breast look pleasantly nice, nice
    Yuh pussy look fat
    Mi honey bunch mi darlin

    [Verse 1:]
    Ping mi blackberry when yuh pussy callin
    Late ina di nite or ina di mawnin
    Yuh seh yuh wah di ting di bredda steady yawnin
    If him *** fuss dagt mean yuh cyah win
    If yuh **** pon di bwoy dem cyah seh yah sin
    Please an thanx fi **** mi askin
    Mi will mek yuh pussy jump like it deh pan spring
    Di egg ina yuh belly an mi sperms wah swim

    heh heh
    Goodnight my lady
    Yuh two titty dem look nice my lady
    A me fi a get di punani baby
    Mek yuh fall ina love a beg for a baby
    Vision di love weh mi ave fi you gyal
    And vision di cocky a go up ina belly
    Gyal a me fi a get di punani baby
    Mek yuh fall ina love a

    [Verse 2:]
    Mi full a mannaz
    Mi ask politely
    Tek off yuh drawz
    **** ina yuh nitey
    Yuh breast pretty eeh
    Weh mi fi bite it .?
    Cocky deh yah f yuh stickity ditey
    Ladies before gentleman eh
    Suh mi mek gyal come before mi
    Pussy a bun har she seh she wah pee pee
    Belly a cramp up she seh she feel sleepy
    Mi seh

    [Chorus :]
    heh heh
    Goodnight my lady
    Yuh two titty dem look nice my lady
    A me fi a get di punani baby
    Mek yuh fall ina love a beg for a baby
    Vision di love weh mi ave fi you gyal
    And vision di cocky a go up ina belly
    Gyal a me fi a get di punani baby
    Mek yuh fall ina love a


    Girl Goodnight, night
    Mi wish you a stiff goodnight, night
    Yuh breast look pleasantly nice, nice
    Yuh pussy look fat ina yuh tights like
    If you fi be mi girl mi **** you every day, everynight, night
    Yuh breast look pleasantly nice, nice
    Yuh pussy look fat
    Mi honey bunch mi darlin

    [Verse 1:]
    Ping mi blackberry when yuh pussy callin
    Late ina di nite or ina di mawnin
    Yuh seh yuh wah di ting di bredda steady yawnin
    If him *** fuss dagt mean yuh cyah win
    If yuh **** pon di bwoy dem cyah seh yah sin
    Please an thanx fi **** mi askin
    Mi will mek yuh pussy jump like it deh pan spring
    Di egg ina yuh belly an mi sperms wah swim

    [Chorus :]
    heh heh
    Goodnight my lady
    Yuh two titty dem look nice my lady
    A me fi a get di punani baby
    Mek yuh fall ina love a beg for a baby
    Vision di love weh mi ave fi you gyal
    And vision di cocky a go up ina belly
    Gyal a me fi a get di punani baby
    Mek yuh fall ina love a

    [Verse 2:]
    Mi full a mannaz
    Mi ask politely
    Tek off yuh drawz
    **** ina yuh nitey
    Yuh breast pretty eeh
    Weh mi fi bite it .?
    Cocky deh yah f yuh stickity ditey
    Ladies before gentleman eh
    Suh mi mek gyal come before mi
    Pussy a bun har she seh she wah pee pee
    Belly a cramp up she seh she feel sleepy
    Mi seh

    [Chorus :]
    heh heh
    Goodnight my lady
    Yuh two titty dem look nice my lady
    A me fi a get di punani baby
    Mek yuh fall ina love a beg for a baby
    Vision di love weh mi ave fi you gyal
    And vision di cocky a go up ina belly
    Gyal a me fi a get di punani baby
    Mek yuh fall ina love a
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    "I hate seagulls, and I hate being sick". Wise words from Kate nash there


    oh and

    "They call me 'her'
    They call me 'Stacey'
    They call me 'her'
    They call me 'Jane'
    That's not my name
    That's not my name
    That's not my name
    That's not my name
    They call me 'quiet'
    But I'm a riot
    Mary-Jo-Lisa
    Always the same
    That's not my name
    That's not my name
    That's not my name
    That's not my name"

    :facepalm:
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    Don't Trust Me 3OH!3

    Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef
    That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't ****ing scared of him

    Fix up look sharp Dizzee Rascal

    I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana,
    When the hammer hits, your head splits like banana

    Most songs i hear on the radio make me cringe tbh
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    (Original post by Mm_Minty)
    The blanket line always sounds so awkwarddddd I always wondered why that was out in there, it's so cringey and horrible!
    Definitely! And I'm so glad I'm not the only one who feels like that! I can't avoid paying the most acute attention when I know it's coming too. All my friends can either ignore it or aren't even aware of it! They're the lucky ones. Ha!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65QFkAETliI

    this is comedy, i dont think its a spoof either
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    (Original post by Mm_Minty)
    The blanket line always sounds so awkwarddddd I always wondered why that was out in there, it's so cringey and horrible!

    LOL. me and my best friend were in the car with her mum like two years ago, and she was convinced the line was "i don't want to miss you like a child misses their BLIND CAT..." hahahahaha.
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    Heathcliff, it's Me, Cathy,
    I've come home, I'm so cold,
    Let me in at your window,

    Still like the song though.
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    I whip my hair back and forth
    I whip my hai....
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    Everything in this song:

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    All time low-Lost in stereo

    'And I'm just like cellophane
    Cause she sees right through me'

    always cringe at that lol
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    (Original post by joy_division)
    Don't Trust Me 3OH!3

    Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef
    That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't ****ing scared of him

    Fix up look sharp Dizzee Rascal

    I stay sweet as a nut, sweet like Tropicana,
    When the hammer hits, your head splits like banana

    Most songs i hear on the radio make me cringe tbh
    thought that 3OH!3 one was genius! and fix up look sharp is nuts! lol
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    Listen up *****es
    I'm your ****in' MC
    I got my mind on your goodies
    I can see your wee wee
    Gettin' hard in your pants
    Boy, I wanna see you dance
    A little strip for me?
    'Till I D-I-E

    Let's just hit
    No commitment
    Get down on your knees
    awwww....

    So get me off like a prom dress
    Let me feel you deep inside
    I can tell that you're excited
    And it's something you can't hide

    You on top of me
    That's how it's gotta be
    Get me off like a prom dress
    tonight....

    So I get my little honey bunny
    On last easter Sunday
    By 12 noon he was munchin'
    on my brownies

    Are you ready for dessert?
    Keep it comin' up my skirt
    Show me banana split
    Just keep lickin' on that shiiitt

    Let's just hit
    No commitment
    Get down on your knees
    awwww....

    So get me off like a prom dress
    Let me feel you deep inside
    I can tell that you're excited
    And it's something you can't hide

    You on top of me
    That's how it's gotta be
    Get me off like a prom dress
    tonight....

    Lickety-quick
    Let's just hit, no commit
    I've been fillin' up my piggy bank
    Machete's gonna do its thing

    One dolla' bill, for the thrill
    Down that roller coaster hill
    These kids would kill for this life
    This life full of speed

    And the weed
    Need no keys
    Cuttin' weed
    But we like to party
    Gettin' drunk off that Bacardi

    So get me off like a prom dress
    Let me feel you deep inside
    I can tell that you're excited
    And it's something you can't hide

    You on top of me
    That's how it's gotta be
    Get me off like a prom dress
    tonight
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    (Original post by ashleighwhitehouse)
    LOL. me and my best friend were in the car with her mum like two years ago, and she was convinced the line was "i don't want to miss you like a child misses their BLIND CAT..." hahahahaha.
    Misheard lyrics are always a good source of amusement XD
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    "Ooh, stick you, your momma too, and your daddy."

    "U.G.L.Y, you ain't got no alibi, you're ugly."

    >.<
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    Ke$ha - We R Who We R

    "Got Jesus on my necklace -ace -ace"

    I'm sorry, but Ke$ha isn't the sort of girl to have Jesus on her necklace .... -ace -ace.
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    I don't understand.
    Can somebody tell me what's going on?
    Why's there a drunk chinese man doing push-ups on my front lawn?
    And why's he wearing lipstick?


    Jon Lajoie - 'I Don't Understand'
    :lolwut:
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    That Nicki minaj lyrics 'pussy on your sideburns' :lolwut:

    And Tinie Tempah 'I've been to southampton but I never been to Scunthorpe' and the rest of his lyrics

    Rap isn't what it used to be any more :facepalm2:
 
 
 
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