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    I saw them in the cupboard and principle skinner and mrs crabople were making babies and one of the babies looked at me _ Ralph

    What do you want homer? Peas and what's the best way to get peace? With a a knife oh homer you're like the son I never had and your like the father I never visit.
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    When Bart says something like 'we're going to teach those kids a lesson!' and Homer goes 'Ohh, my son's a tutor! Tute on son, tute on!'
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    That episode where they go skiing, and Flanders turns up in a very revealing skisuit...

    "Feels like I'm wearing NOTHING AT ALL!"
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    When Rainier Wolfcastle (the actor that resembles arnold schwarzenegger) holds a meeting with springfield celebs because of Homer revealing all their secrets as a paparazzi. In the end he says:

    "I declare this meeting adjourned! Now, please help yourself to some soooshi, because if I give it to the dogs they will think 'oh now I will get soooshi all the time'...and I am not made of soooshiiiiiiii!!"

    It always makes me laugh, especially because they do a close up of his face and it turns all dark when he says the last bit :rofl:
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    Homer - How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

    Hilariously stupid but true at the same time
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    Lisa: Shouldn't you put on a helmet
    Homer: No they mess up my hair.
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    There are so many that are better but I just can't think of any. TV has destroyed my memory.
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    'It's still good, it's still good!'
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    I love the simpsons too much to have a single favourite, but heres 3 I like a lot off the top of my head:

    "I ated the purple berries!" - Ralph wiggum, before keeling over and succuming to poisoning

    "Attemptedmurder! I mean honestly, do they give a nobel prize for attempted chemistry" -Sideshow Bob on his incarceration

    "*Gasp!* She's going to smash the angel" - Homer , "Somebody stop her!" - Marge , "No!" - Bart
    -Qoute when Lisa attempts to smash up the 'angel' in the garage, but despite their opposition to it, none of the family move from the couch to stop her
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      "This just in, I'm pissed off!" - Kent Brockman
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      Here's some classic Skinner:

      'Order, order! Do you kids want to be like the real UN, or do you just want to squabble and waste time?'

      Smithers: [over intercom] 'Principal Skinner, this is your secretary. There is one last student here to see you.'
      Skinner: 'That’s odd. I don’t have a secretary – or an intercom. But send him in.'

      And the classic exchange from 27 Short Films About Springfield:

      Skinner: [faking a yawn] Well, that was wonderful. Good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
      Chalmers: Yes, I guess I should be - [notes entire kitchen is on fire] - Good Lord, what is happening in there?
      Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
      Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? A this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
      Skinner: Yes.
      Chalmers: May I see it?
      Skinner: Oh, erm... No.

      In fact I'll just go ahead and post that entire scene:

      http://mcooki.es/54624
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      When Homer gets banned from Moes. Man who looks exactly like Homer with a top hat and ridiculous moustache walks into the bar.

      Moe: Get out Homer.
      Guy: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

      *They beat him up and throw him out just as Homer walks past*
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      (Original post by Snuzz)
      When Homer gets banned from Moes. Man who looks exactly like Homer with a top hat and ridiculous moustache walks into the bar.

      Moe: Get out Homer.
      Guy: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

      *They beat him up and throw him out just as Homer walks past*
      yeah and then homer see's the man.

      Homer: Oh my god, this man is my exact double!
      - a small dog walks past
      Homer: that dog has a fluffy tail, here fluff, here, fluff. :rofl2:

      And..

      The Christmas episode where Bart steals a video game.
      Bart switches the answering machine, where the secruity guard called and left a message for marge and homer.

      Homer plays the answer tape,
      'Hello, moda', hello fada', here we are at Camp Granada' - a frank sinatra type voice
      Homer: MARGE HAS LISA GONE TO CAMP GRANADA?
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      That episode where Lisa has to change the law and Homer gets really drunk and tries to create a diversion.

      Then he runs into the courtroom and gets the crap beaten out of him and screams "I SAY I SAY MY GROIN!"

      Absolute genius.
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      Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
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      'You have selected "regicide." If you know the name of the king or queen being murdered, press one.'
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      "Max Power doesn't snuggle, you just strap yourself in and feel the Gs!"
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      (Original post by alissasantiago)
      "Max Power doesn't snuggle, you just strap yourself in and feel the Gs!"
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      "Let us celebrate our agreement with the adding of chocolate to milk."
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      "Must Kill Moe.. Wee! Must Kill Moe.. Wee!" - Homer

      "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, do these sound like the actions of a man whose had ALL he could eat?" - Lionel Hutz
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      Jimbo Jones: You kissed a girl? That is so gay!
     
     
     
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