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    In fairness, he didn't say that you had requirements, just that you were "GCSE nazis" compared to Cambridge. I've seen far more people with low GCSEs being interviewed and made an offer by Cambridge than by Oxford.

    The consensus on TSR is this (perhaps you can comment on it):
    - The main criteria for interview at Oxford are your contextual GCSE results and your performance in the aptitude tests.
    - AAA at AS-level will most likely secure interview at Cambridge, and they will accept more people with low GCSEs if they have high A-level UMS scores - information which Oxford doesn't receive.

    Can I ask what the main factors are post-interview at Oxford, and where A-level results/predictions and the Personal Statement fit into the selection process?
    I've seen that theory about a lot too, but little statistical evidence either way. I'd be interested to see some hard evidence on a course-by-course basis. I'm not enough of an expert to give a view on the Cambridge opinion of GCSEs, but what I can say is that for CompSci at Oxford, other factors really are a lot more important.

    For Comp Sci, it's fair to say that the most important part of the short-listing process is the MAT test. As you rightly say we don't normally see UMS so (predicted) A Levels (etc) aren't the most helpful of factors in differentiating candidates. (IF someone includes a UMS score in a reference/PS that's helpful to us, as it's further evidence of a candidates' abilities, but it's not a requirement.) We don't need to rely on the PS as much as some unis as we interview and get to know the student a bit that way, so the PS isn't a particularly influential part of the application.

    We normally call to interview a bit over half of those who apply. Once the MAT tests are in a rough "line in the sand" is drawn. Last year that was about the 52/3 mark in the test. Pretty much everyone over that was offered an interview. The tutors then have the freedom to also call to interview students who fell below that line. This is normally as a results of there being some kind of contextual information, or, for example, GCSE results that are particularly outstanding compared to everyone in their school. So yes, GCSEs do play a part here, but someone who's done well in the test will get called no matter what their GCSEs. A brilliant set of contextualised GCSEs isn't going to make up for a really poor test score, although it might pull a really boarder-line candidate over the line. Again a stunning PS might conceivably pull a boarder-line candidate over the line, but a weak PS isn't going to out-weight a good test score.

    Our offers are based on three A Levels (we notice if candidates have done more but they don't form part of the offer) so it's perfectly realistic to apply having "only" got three As at AS.

    Shortlisted students are then interviewed. Normally they get two interviews in their first choice college, and at least another interview in a second assigned college. (Other colleges may then also call them for interview.) This all happens over a roughly three day period.

    At this point all of the tutors can see all the information we have on all of the shortlisted candidates: MAT scores (broken down by question), PS, preference, scores from all the interviews, GCSEs, predicted grades, etc. They can also see, for example, where a student has messed up their first interview, and then shone in the others. (This happens quite a bit, and really isn't a deal-breaker!)

    The tutors are trying to get a self-consistant picture of a candidate's abilities and potential from all the information available. But there's no magic formular that says "PS is worth X% of the total score, GCSEs Y%." We are looking at small enough numbers of candidates at this point, that tutors really can take the time to look at someone as an individual.

    Some students make it easy for us by performing really well across the board. It's the next set of candidates down, where the tutors will spend more time making up their minds. The tutors will set aside a factor when it's clear that it's not a true reflection of what a student can do. (A reference can be particularly helpful here, if there mitigating reasons for a unusually low performance in something.) So a student who's done well in the MAT and in the interviews will get offered a place, even if their GCSEs are notably below the average of other successful candidates.

    Having decided who to make offers to these, (and the rejections) are all sent out, in late Dec/early Jan. When we make offers we fully-expect the students to be able to meet their A*AA (or equivalent offers), so we aren't significantly over offering. The tutors are working hard to make sure that we take the best candidates, no matter which college they have applied to, so some candidates will receive an offer from a college other than the one they applied to.

    I hope that explains things from an Oxford CompSci perspective a bit more clearly. If anyone has equivalent information on the application process at Cambridge I'd be interested to hear it.
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    (Original post by Felix Felicis)
    Haha, you kinky girl :sexface: Hahaha! xD Oh you'd know all about it being a classic porno scene, wouldn't you? :sexface:
    http://news.3yen.com/wp-content/images/robocop-fap.gif xD
    Oh yes, what can I say, I like spanking

    Ha! Ok, that was phrased a little oddly :L Oh good! You scared me there for a second, I thought you were one of them
    :eek: :giggle:

    http://www.myfacewhen.net/uploads/1648-noface.jpg N'aww, she sounds lovely :L I bet she's one of those people who if you hit with your car will apologise for denting your hood xD No one is sorrier than I Lou :sadnod: Man, that must've sucked! Physics notes aren't that bad to redo, but Geog :eek: So much content! :eek:

    Hahaha
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    Oh the messier and dirtier the better :sexface: Srs? That indubitably deserves a good, hard spanking :sexface:

    Hahaha, isn't he just?! xD https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6411938304/h47934E08/
    Haha, no not really, I was joking :L Psshhh, please, you're going doooowwwwnnnn! (Also, slightly disturbing being a pillow fighting champion when you consider I've been in an all boys' school for the last 5 years or so :L) Oh, you see, I was talking about myself, Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield. Awks But I suppose you could join in too Grool, I can't wait :sexface: Bring a ball-gag next time btw, the neighbours complained about the noise XP Ehh, I've got an ace up my sleeve don't worry

    Indubitably you cried more than the first time because the Japanese version is so much more awesome And Takeru goddammit, his name is Takeru, none of this dub version TK bull! But yeah, he was awesome but Taichi was without a doubt the most awesome
    Yeah... :sexface: Well I.. er. I was just.. guessing? That it was a classic scene? Maybe? YES ROBOCOP XD Although, going to an all-girls school, we're more "schlick"-ers https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6545687296/h77D1F559/
    Well who doesn't like a good spank now and again?

    Maybe just a teensie-bit :') NO! I could never be one of those.. *gulp*.. Twi-hards :eek: I just love the way he mocks Stephanie Meyer's writing abilities. Or should I say "lack-of"? :teehee:

    http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003..._1_xlarge.jpeg - it'll be two at a big push She probably would! But she was feckin' scary as Roger.. turned from sweetie-pie to psycho in a sec :eek: Aww.. RIP Cody's Physics notes :cry2: It did! They got wiped off my memory stick somehow! Took me almost a week to do them again. Let's just say I felt slightly suicidal :coma: Wayyyyy too much content! :eek:
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    Basic maths! Dang! #99noobproblems :rolleyes:
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    That's good to know. Howdy partner :sexface:

    Oh yes! XD Uhuh, srs :cool: YAY! I mean.. aw NO. Lou's been a very naughty girl - she deserves to be punished :rolleyes:

    OHH THE IRONY!! :mmm: Oh. You were? Aww XD Haha, you really think you could beat me, Louisa "the Pillow-Pummeler" *surname*?? Psssh!! B**** puuuh-lease :sexface: YES. THAT IS VERY DISTURBING :eek: Is that really what you guys at an all-boys boarding school get up to? Seriously? I'm kinda disappointed :teehee: Urgh. Offended much :mad: Nooo, it's fine! I'll find some other random guy off the internet, comic book hero and their superhot girlfriend to hook up with! :unimpressed: :lol: Neither can I Ooopsie! Hahaa, dw, I'll bring it! And I'll try to keep it down next time, but I make no promises.. :sexface: And what might this ace card be?

    Okay. Yes I did. And you're right, subbed is better than dubbed.. *sniffle* :') But I won't change! He'll always be little TK to me. So DEALWITHIT And I agree! Tai is awesome! I loved Sora though, she was soooo badass! I always wanted her Biyomon. And her hat :ahee:
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    Yeah... :sexface: Well I.. er. I was just.. guessing? That it was a classic scene? Maybe? YES ROBOCOP XD Although, going to an all-girls school, we're more "schlick"-ers https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6545687296/h77D1F559/
    Well who doesn't like a good spank now and again?

    Maybe just a teensie-bit :') NO! I could never be one of those.. *gulp*.. Twi-hards :eek: I just love the way he mocks Stephanie Meyer's writing abilities. Or should I say "lack-of"? :teehee:

    http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003..._1_xlarge.jpeg - it'll be two at a big push She probably would! But she was feckin' scary as Roger.. turned from sweetie-pie to psycho in a sec :eek: Aww.. RIP Cody's Physics notes :cry2: It did! They got wiped off my memory stick somehow! Took me almost a week to do them again. Let's just say I felt slightly suicidal :coma: Wayyyyy too much content! :eek:
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    That's good to know. Howdy partner :sexface:

    Oh yes! XD Uhuh, srs :cool: YAY! I mean.. aw NO. Lou's been a very naughty girl - she deserves to be punished :rolleyes:

    OHH THE IRONY!! :mmm: Oh. You were? Aww XD Haha, you really think you could beat me, Louisa "the Pillow-Pummeler" *surname*?? Psssh!! B**** puuuh-lease :sexface: YES. THAT IS VERY DISTURBING :eek: Is that really what you guys at an all-boys boarding school get up to? Seriously? I'm kinda disappointed :teehee: Urgh. Offended much :mad: Nooo, it's fine! I'll find some other random guy off the internet, comic book hero and their superhot girlfriend to hook up with! :unimpressed: :lol: Neither can I Ooopsie! Hahaa, dw, I'll bring it! And I'll try to keep it down next time, but I make no promises.. :sexface: And what might this ace card be?

    Okay. Yes I did. And you're right, subbed is better than dubbed.. *sniffle* :') But I won't change! He'll always be little TK to me. So DEALWITHIT And I agree! Tai is awesome! I loved Sora though, she was soooo badass! I always wanted her Biyomon. And her hat :ahee:
    Pffftt! Like I believe that for one second! Proceed to the walk of shame you little fiend And it still wasn't a no :sexface: Haha, to the schlick cave! xD http://i.imgur.com/Myadd.jpg
    Fair enough :teehee: And yes, lack of indeed

    Holy crap! :eek: I've never seen that meme before and it effing creepy :eek: Almost like this :rofl: http://d28mt5n9lkji5m.cloudfront.net/i/VTCCWHCKJk.jpg It's hideous :teehee: And pshh, you can do better than that That just shows you how much talent she has then! The best actors are the ones that make you hate them when they play a villain Oh Christ! If my geog notes ever got wiped out, :shot: I spent absolutely ages on them :teehee:
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    She's been very, very naughty - may the punishment fit the crime :sexface: Another classic opening, care to validate?

    Hahaha, disappointed? :sexface: Pshhh of course I do! Do you even know who I am? :eek: Cody "the pillow-piledriver" *?????* ?? No it's not I was joking!! xD Haha, of course you are! :teehee: I'm sure some of these goings-ons of whatever your dirty little mind can conjure do happen but I just don't roll that way What! NO XD I was kidding!! Course I'd choose you over Andrew Garfield :sexface: Damn! If you don't sshhh next time, I'll bite...:sexface: Oh, I'll give you a hint, it's long, starts with 'P' and ends with 'Enis' and makes women happy :sexface:
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    ...Fine, fine, whatevz She annoyed me at times, but yes, she was pretty awesome in the end Can't believe she eventually got with Yamato, I mean there was like an entire villian dedicated to her and Taichi :rolleyes:
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    Pffftt! Like I believe that for one second! Proceed to the walk of shame you little fiend And it still wasn't a no :sexface: Haha, to the schlick cave! xD http://i.imgur.com/Myadd.jpg
    Fair enough :teehee: And yes, lack of indeed

    Holy crap! :eek: I've never seen that meme before and it effing creepy :eek: Almost like this :rofl: http://d28mt5n9lkji5m.cloudfront.net/i/VTCCWHCKJk.jpg It's hideous :teehee: And pshh, you can do better than that That just shows you how much talent she has then! The best actors are the ones that make you hate them when they play a villain Oh Christ! If my geog notes ever got wiped out, :shot: I spent absolutely ages on them :teehee:
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    Heehaw, ride 'em cowgirl :sexface:

    She's been very, very naughty - may the punishment fit the crime :sexface: Another classic opening, care to validate?

    Hahaha, disappointed? :sexface: Pshhh of course I do! Do you even know who I am? :eek: Cody "the pillow-piledriver" *?????* ?? No it's not I was joking!! xD Haha, of course you are! :teehee: I'm sure some of these goings-ons of whatever your dirty little mind can conjure do happen but I just don't roll that way What! NO XD I was kidding!! Course I'd choose you over Andrew Garfield :sexface: Damn! If you don't sshhh next time, I'll bite...:sexface: Oh, I'll give you a hint, it's long, starts with 'P' and ends with 'Enis' and makes women happy :sexface:
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    ...Fine, fine, whatevz She annoyed me at times, but yes, she was pretty awesome in the end Can't believe she eventually got with Yamato, I mean there was like an entire villian dedicated to her and Taichi :rolleyes:
    Well, it was worth a try. Ha, already walking I know, there's just no point in denying things anymore :giggle: Hahaha, you mean the kitchen? I especially like this one: http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-of...he-kitchen.jpg :teehee:

    Really? I always use it when someone says that "no" meme to me - it's like my automatic response It is effing creepy and so's that one.. EEEP! IT IS HIDEOUS! Oh no, looks like I won't be sleeping tonight :rolleyes: haha, naaaah, I'll be lucky to get one .. let's just say, mocks aren't going the way I planned them too She is uber talented.. seems to be good at everything too. Music, maths, blah blah blah..:rolleyes: Ha, like Loki. Mmm. Love me some Tom Hiddleston :sexface:
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    Haha, as they say: save a horse, ride a cowgirl

    Hahaa, yes she has! I deserve my punishment for what I've done :giggle: and no, I do not care to validate, thank you very much. Although I could if I wanted to. But I'm not :mmm:

    Haha, maybe a little bit Cody the "pillow-piledriver"? Pillow-pummeler sounds much more intimidating. You have no hope Hahaha, I know you were. I mean, pillow-fighting competitions at all-boys boarding schools? Pfft! :rolleyes: Going-ons? I have no idea what you're talking about :teehee: And I KNOW YOU WERE XD of course you'd choose me, who wouldn't? :sexface: oopsie! This is a little awkward.. because I'd choose Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone over you :lol: Oh, feel free to bite. I'll only bite harder so you'll give me a Pallenis? You're right! It does make women happy. Love the colour, that's definitely an ace. Well done :giggle:
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    I actually thought that link said "phallus", so I opened it in incognito :teehee:

    She was.. and IKR? I soooo wanted her to get with Tai. They were just meant to be! And not Matt of all people!! WHICH VILLAIN? I'm clearly missing something here :eek:
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    Well, it was worth a try. Ha, already walking I know, there's just no point in denying things anymore :giggle: Hahaha, you mean the kitchen? I especially like this one: http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-of...he-kitchen.jpg :teehee:

    Really? I always use it when someone says that "no" meme to me - it's like my automatic response It is effing creepy and so's that one.. EEEP! IT IS HIDEOUS! Oh no, looks like I won't be sleeping tonight :rolleyes: haha, naaaah, I'll be lucky to get one .. let's just say, mocks aren't going the way I planned them too She is uber talented.. seems to be good at everything too. Music, maths, blah blah blah..:rolleyes: Ha, like Loki. Mmm. Love me some Tom Hiddleston :sexface:
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    Haha, as they say: save a horse, ride a cowgirl

    Hahaa, yes she has! I deserve my punishment for what I've done :giggle: and no, I do not care to validate, thank you very much. Although I could if I wanted to. But I'm not :mmm:

    Haha, maybe a little bit Cody the "pillow-piledriver"? Pillow-pummeler sounds much more intimidating. You have no hope Hahaha, I know you were. I mean, pillow-fighting competitions at all-boys boarding schools? Pfft! :rolleyes: Going-ons? I have no idea what you're talking about :teehee: And I KNOW YOU WERE XD of course you'd choose me, who wouldn't? :sexface: oopsie! This is a little awkward.. because I'd choose Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone over you :lol: Oh, feel free to bite. I'll only bite harder so you'll give me a Pallenis? You're right! It does make women happy. Love the colour, that's definitely an ace. Well done :giggle:
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    I actually thought that link said "phallus", so I opened it in incognito :teehee:

    She was.. and IKR? I soooo wanted her to get with Tai. They were just meant to be! And not Matt of all people!! WHICH VILLAIN? I'm clearly missing something here :eek:
    Haha, I meant it wasn't a no to the massage :sexface: And of course there's no point in denying! I caught you, wet-handed :sexface: Hahaha, I particularly like this joke xD A man runs over a woman with his car. Who's fault was it?
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    The man's; he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen :teehee:


    http://memegenerator.net/instance/37681914 Haha, I see You've still got a week or so, that's ages to rectify things Oh, is she now? :sexface: It appears I've found my long-lost doppleganger...
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    Oh, you will Bite the pillow, things are gonna get painful :sexface: I'm sure you could, being such an expert connoisseur of :sexface:

    Pshhhtt, please You have two plosives with pile driver with the p and the D (:sexface:). Pummel sounds like pre-pubescent American slang, you may as well surrender already and give me my prize Oh really? Why am I having a hard time believing you? :teehee: Pft, beats me :sexface: Oh, I see. Hmm you're right, this is a teensy bit awkward Whatevz, I'm still all up for the foursome idea :sexface: Bring it on! Oh not just a Pallenis, you'll also get a...onut? :sexface:
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    Do you just constantly have phallus on the mind? :rofl:

    They were! :eek: It just came out of nowhere as well, I was like wtf? xD Elvis wannabe of course!! :eek: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d6Kct3shZ-...320/etemon.gif
    I just noticed, you have exactly 69 posts :mmm:
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    Haha, I meant it wasn't a no to the massage :sexface: And of course there's no point in denying! I caught you, wet-handed :sexface: Hahaha, I particularly like this joke xD A man runs over a woman with his car. Who's fault was it?
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    http://memegenerator.net/instance/37681914 Haha, I see You've still got a week or so, that's ages to rectify things Oh, is she now? :sexface: It appears I've found my long-lost doppleganger...
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    Oh, you will Bite the pillow, things are gonna get painful :sexface: I'm sure you could, being such an expert connoisseur of :sexface:

    Pshhhtt, please You have two plosives with pile driver with the p and the D (:sexface:). Pummel sounds like pre-pubescent American slang, you may as well surrender already and give me my prize Oh really? Why am I having a hard time believing you? :teehee: Pft, beats me :sexface: Oh, I see. Hmm you're right, this is a teensy bit awkward Whatevz, I'm still all up for the foursome idea :sexface: Bring it on! Oh not just a Pallenis, you'll also get a...onut? :sexface:
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    Do you just constantly have phallus on the mind? :rofl:

    They were! :eek: It just came out of nowhere as well, I was like wtf? xD Elvis wannabe of course!! :eek: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_d6Kct3shZ-...320/etemon.gif
    I just noticed, you have exactly 69 posts :mmm:
    Ohhhh :giggle: Well perhaps I could give you that massage - if you return the favour Wet-handed?!? That doesn't prove that I'm guilty. I could've been washing the dishes or.. something.. else? Sheesh! :sexface: Har-har-har, c'est très amusant XD
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    I expected you to say the other option: if the man ran over the woman outside of the kitchen, it's her fault for not being in the kitchen making him a sandwich :rolleyes:

    HOLY GUACAMOLE THE FACE!! :ahhhhh: It looks like it's staring straight into my soul :eek: Why do you do this to me? WHY? :cry2: Haha, more like a day or so now. But I'm feeling pretty ready Haha, sure.. except for the fact that she's a she, she's always nice and I'm sure she's nowhere near as sexed up as you :teehee:
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    Ha, don't worry I'm prepared for anything you throw at me. Bring it on and I wouldn't quite call myself a connoisseur, more of an avid enthusiast :teehee:

    Well plosive-schmosive! I like pummeler! (aha, I enjoy what you did there :sexface:) I refuse to accept it as "pre-pubescent American slang", while your "pillow-piledriver" just sounds like some fat-ass washed-up wrestler's going to try and pin me down with a pillowcase :rolleyes: But I'm curious now - what's the prize? I have no idea why you'd think that! Absolutely nothing dirty went through my head, t'was all clean hmm.. I guess I can let you into it, you can't be that bad can you? :sexface: Haha XD Well how could a girl say no to a Pallenis and an onut?
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    NO. Not consciously anyway :lol:

    I remember him now with Tai, gosh yeah! He was a creep-and-a-half. His fart attack was quite funny though :mmm:
    Hahaha, the dreaded number everyone loves to see their maths teacher write on the whiteboard :rolleyes: And now it's 73 posts you dirty boy, so there
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    Ohhhh :giggle: Well perhaps I could give you that massage - if you return the favour Wet-handed?!? That doesn't prove that I'm guilty. I could've been washing the dishes or.. something.. else? Sheesh! :sexface: Har-har-har, c'est très amusant XD
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    I expected you to say the other option: if the man ran over the woman outside of the kitchen, it's her fault for not being in the kitchen making him a sandwich :rolleyes:

    HOLY GUACAMOLE THE FACE!! :ahhhhh: It looks like it's staring straight into my soul :eek: Why do you do this to me? WHY? :cry2: Haha, more like a day or so now. But I'm feeling pretty ready Haha, sure.. except for the fact that she's a she, she's always nice and I'm sure she's nowhere near as sexed up as you :teehee:
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    Haha. Ha. Ha. Tool. Spanner. I get it :rolleyes:
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    Ha, don't worry I'm prepared for anything you throw at me. Bring it on and I wouldn't quite call myself a connoisseur, more of an avid enthusiast :teehee:

    Well plosive-schmosive! I like pummeler! (aha, I enjoy what you did there :sexface:) I refuse to accept it as "pre-pubescent American slang", while your "pillow-piledriver" just sounds like some fat-ass washed-up wrestler's going to try and pin me down with a pillowcase :rolleyes: But I'm curious now - what's the prize? I have no idea why you'd think that! Absolutely nothing dirty went through my head, t'was all clean hmm.. I guess I can let you into it, you can't be that bad can you? :sexface: Haha XD Well how could a girl say no to a Pallenis and an onut?
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    I remember him now with Tai, gosh yeah! He was a creep-and-a-half. His fart attack was quite funny though :mmm:
    Hahaha, the dreaded number everyone loves to see their maths teacher write on the whiteboard :rolleyes: And now it's 73 posts you dirty boy, so there
    Are your guys posts always this sexual?:rolleyes: Can't help but laugh at all this :awesome:

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    Are your guys posts always this sexual?:rolleyes: Can't help but laugh at all this :awesome:

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    In short, yes. But he started it! With his sexface :rolleyes: Haha, I'm glad you're being entertained though
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    In short, yes. But he started it! With his sexface :rolleyes: Haha, I'm glad you're being entertained though
    I am! Your convos give me a smile on my face and half the stuff here if I said it to a girl would leave my cheeks more red than a bamboo's bumcheek

    Don't stop what you're doing, that's all I'm going to say

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    Thats what she said :sexface:
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    I am! Your convos give me a smile on my face and half the stuff here if I said it to a girl would leave my cheeks more red than a bamboo's bumcheek

    Don't stop what you're doing, that's all I'm going to say

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    Thats what she said :sexface:
    GoodGood! N'aww, I'd probably fell a little embarrassed too. Which is why hiding behind a computer screen is so awesome :ahee: You mean baboon? I'm such bamboo's like a plant or something :teehee:

    Okie dokie, thank you! And haha, I know - I meant that to have a double-meaning
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    GoodGood! N'aww, I'd probably fell a little embarrassed too. Which is why hiding behind a computer screen is so awesome :ahee: You mean baboon? I'm such bamboo's like a plant or something :teehee:

    Okie dokie, thank you! And haha, I know - I meant that to have a double-meaning

    Hahaa, well surely it can't be that bad I'll just say a sexual joke if I ever see you around...big IF just to see your reaction:teehee:. Arghhh, cannot believe I confused baboon with bamboo
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    Hahaa, well surely it can't be that bad I'll just say a sexual joke if I ever see you around...big IF just to see your reaction:teehee:. Arghhh, cannot believe I confused baboon with bamboo
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    And at least you didn't rage at me about how the male population are pigs - I already got that from someone on this website.
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    Oh trust me, it can! Hahaha, an almost infinite IF so, if you said a sexual joke to me in public and I didn't know that you were you, then I'd probably pepper spray you and kick you in the balls
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    Me? Mess with your head? Never!
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    Yeah, I guess so. Ouch! :teehee: What did you say to get that reaction?
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    Oh trust me, it can! Hahaha, an almost infinite IF so, if you said a sexual joke to me in public and I didn't know that you were you, then I'd probably pepper spray you and kick you in the balls
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    Who knows?... :rolleyes:

    Yeah, I guess so. Ouch! :teehee: What did you say to get that reaction?
    Hehee... Haa
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    Remind me never to meet you if I consider having children:pinch:
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    But you'd be losing out if you permanentaly damaged my balls
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    Your loss, your loss


    Okay, now I'm confused. I feel like I'm with my childish maths teacher
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    And I think it was cause I interrupted an argument she was having cause she broke up with my friend.
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    Yeahh, nice guys do finish last
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    Hehee... Haa
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    Okay, now I'm confused. I feel like I'm with my childish maths teacher
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    Se only calls me daisy:K:
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    She obviously wants the D:perv:


    And I think it was cause I interrupted an argument she was having cause she broke up with my friend.
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    Yep, you keep on laughing mister
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    Okay, will do so
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    In the words of the Great Gloria Gaynor: "I Will Survive! Hey hey!"

    Then I've done my job properly Haha, plants? Daisy?! Now that's just plain freaky. Why can't I have a maths teacher like that? :teehee:
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    Aha - somehow I think that's not the case

    Haha, I can see why she said that! Still seems a little extreme to me though..
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    To be honest I've never been a big fan of Shakespeare even though we are studying A Winters Tale. I like Greek theatre but most of the plays that are my favourite are modern. Do you have any favourite plays?
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    Apparently this is the space where I introduce myself, so here it goes...

    I'm currently studying AS Levels in Maths, Further Maths, Physics and Geography and hope to study either Civil Engineering. Environmental Engineering or Geophysics at University. My no.1 university choice at the moment is Imperial College London, but I'm bound to change my mind at some point in the near future!

    So yeah. That's me. I guess :cool:

    hello! welcome to tsr

    i also chose maths,f.maths and physics
    my 4th A level is french

    these are my possible uni options
    -nuclear physics
    -aerospace engineering
    -astrophysics
    -civil enginering

    im thinking of UCL,southmapton,bristol,exeter,b irmingham,imperial college,queen mary (its a bit early for me to choose my uni)

    well thats me!
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    hi, im new here. does anyone here like mcr and cry when they broke up? :'(
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    Yep, you keep on laughing mister
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    In the words of the Great Gloria Gaynor: "I Will Survive! Hey hey!"

    Then I've done my job properly Haha, plants? Daisy?! Now that's just plain freaky. Why can't I have a maths teacher like that? :teehee:
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    It's like when people say "no offence" then they're still offensive! :lol:
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    Aha - somehow I think that's not the case

    Haha, I can see why she said that! Still seems a little extreme to me though..
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    Haha, true. True
    And I will continue laughing:giggle:
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    There's only one way to find out:mmm:
    Sure you will


    I have quite the childish teacher but she's fun nevertheless:proud:
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    Yeahh, you get to be called daffodill:P I guess so, stop countering my arguments


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    Half of me felt sorry for her, my friend was quite the man-****
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    [SPOILER]Of course you'd know that:sexface:[SPOILER]
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    (Original post by Infinity_4652)
    hello! welcome to tsr

    i also chose maths,f.maths and physics
    my 4th A level is french

    these are my possible uni options
    -nuclear physics
    -aerospace engineering
    -astrophysics
    -civil enginering

    im thinking of UCL,southmapton,bristol,exeter,b irmingham,imperial college,queen mary (its a bit early for me to choose my uni)

    well thats me!
    Hey, thank you! You're a little late though :lol:

    Pretty similar A-Levels to me! It's never too early to choose your Uni I say

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    hi, im new here. does anyone here like mcr and cry when they broke up? :'(
    No

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    And I will continue laughing:giggle:
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    Sure you will


    I have quite the childish teacher but she's fun nevertheless:proud:
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    Yeahh, you get to be called daffodill:P I guess so, stop countering my arguments


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    Sorta reminds me of Gary Oak man-**** with his car full of girls
    OMIGOD Nigahiga reference!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfeys7Jfnx8
    [SPOILER]Of course you'd know that:sexface:[SPOILER]
    Okay, you do that
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    Call it women's intuition. We can tell these things
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    Oh really? How so? :rolleyes:

    #Welljel. I need a fun teacher who calls me daffodil And I can't help it, I like arguing with people! So shoot me! :teehee:

    See? Girls don't like man-****s. So don't peeve them off :rolleyes:
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    What are you trying to imply? :sexface::giggle:
 
 
 
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