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    I'd buy those fancy Heinz beans instead of this own brand nonsense.
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    You could establish your own college (or three) at Cambridge and award yourself honorary degrees, maybe even make yourself a permanent student. I'm certain they would be happy with it for that kind of cash.
    It's a plan.
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    (Original post by anonymouspie227)
    It's a plan.
    Can I ask you to name it 'Oxford College, Cambridge', just to annoy the heck out of them?
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    Can I ask you to name it 'Oxford College, Cambridge', just to annoy the heck out of them?
    HAhahahah,, Oh yes, that would be good!!
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    (Original post by anonymouspie227)
    HAhahahah,, Oh yes, that would be good!!
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    Can I ask you to name it 'Oxford College, Cambridge', just to annoy the heck out of them?
    Or Dumbledore College? :dontknow:
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    (Original post by HumanSupremacist)
    Or Dumbledore College? :dontknow:
    mmm.... could be an option
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    I would purchase all of the victoria's secret models.
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    (Original post by HumanSupremacist)
    But surely we'd want competent doctors in hospitals? Why would you buy your way in? What if you're actually unsuitable? :hmmm:
    There's nothing wrong with admitting unsuitable candidates to med school, assuming you don't buy your way through medical school. That way if you were to graduate medical school you'd be judged as being competent enough to start FY1, at least.

    I'd quite like to be GP. Ain't no way I'd want to step foot in an OR though. Noooooooo waaaaaaaaay.
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    Buy Pornhub
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    Install a toilet made of solid gold in my bathroom.
    And then only eat gold for breakfast lunch and dinner every day
    sleep on a bed made of diamonds
    buy an ipad

    live a life of LUXURY
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    Can I ask you to name it 'Oxford College, Cambridge', just to annoy the heck out of them?
    What's wrong with TSR College, Cambridge? Though with £4bn you could easily have both, I suppose.

    Ahh, TSR...:drool:
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    (Original post by ilickbatteries)
    There's nothing wrong with admitting unsuitable candidates to med school, assuming you don't buy your way through medical school. That way if you were to graduate medical school you'd be judged as being competent enough to start FY1, at least.

    I'd quite like to be GP. Ain't no way I'd want to step foot in an OR though. Noooooooo waaaaaaaaay.
    OK, that's acceptable. As long as you're not buying your way through - so that if you fail, you won't buy your way out of it to qualify, right?

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    Buy Pornhub
    :lol:

    For the purposes of what, though?
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    (Original post by Vian)
    What's wrong with TSR College, Cambridge? Though with £4bn you could easily have both, I suppose.

    Ahh, TSR...:drool:
    And then you could set up some sort of criteria on the TSR site picking and choosing who you want to be admitted from the forum into the new college, right? :lol:
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    (Original post by Danz123)
    Equally we could just combine our resources to get it done faster and become partners in the 'Hogwarts Project.'
    That could work, though how we both have the resources to buy/make a castle I'll never know. However, I absolutely must have complete control over sporting facilities. A Quidditch Pitch fit for dinosaurs requires greatness to create

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    Build a fast food resteraunt that serves mac and cheese. Then give some to charity
    That's actually brilliant. I'd eat there everyday if I could!

    (Original post by HumanSupremacist)
    And then you could set up some sort of criteria on the TSR site picking and choosing who you want to be admitted from the forum into the new college, right? :lol:
    Me, choose? Well, if you insist.:lolz:
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    (Original post by Vian)
    What's wrong with TSR College, Cambridge? Though with £4bn you could easily have both, I suppose.

    Ahh, TSR...:drool:
    Lol, it would be the ultimate for many of the would-be tutors on here to do the selecting. "I like your style in chat threads, but you really didn't put enough thought and effort into your rants against Oxford in the education threads, plus you have had 11 warnings, so you're a Fail."
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    I'd shag myself to death.
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    (Original post by Fullofsurprises)
    Lol, it would be the ultimate for many of the would-be tutors on here to do the selecting. "I like your style in chat threads, but you really didn't put enough thought and effort into your rants against Oxford in the education threads, plus you have had 11 warnings, so you're a Fail."
    That would work when those criteria are used alongside how much rep a user has. "Only two green bars? I'm afraid your reputation fails to meet the prestige of this institution."
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    Nuke north korea :evilbanana:
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    (Original post by Vian)
    That would work when those criteria are used alongside how much rep a user has. "Only two green bars? I'm afraid your reputation fails to meet the prestige of this institution."
    The Mods could give predictions. "I feel young Jenkins has promise for a redbrick, but is unlikely to be able to meet the taxing levels of trolling and general obnoxity considered the norm at TSR, Cambridge."
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    (Original post by The_Duck)
    Nuke north korea :evilbanana:
    And not only kill millions of innocent North Koreans, but also endanger the surrounding areas and lives of nearby Chinese and South Koreans?
 
 
 
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