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Oh I can be, darling, just for you
Umm, no, unless you are willing to cut your **** off and have a vagina, then no...
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Once, which I'm surprised by considering I'd get plenty of offers working as a shot girl. I guess I'm very picky.
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Are you propositioning me Mr Brah? I'm flattered n' all but no thanks.
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I'm actually a girl rofl, check my previous threads Changed TSR gender today for trolling purposes. Soz
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Umm, no, unless you are willing to cut your **** off and have a vagina, then no...
I can do that :awesome:
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Do you ever get that thing where you can hear them calling you beneath the Baaahs?

Baaa'aaaaah. Baaa'aaaaah. Seee'aaaaan. Baaa'aaaaah.
Baaaaa'aaah Baaaahaaah. Chaaaaarrrrr. Baaaaahhhh. Haaaaaarderrrr.
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Baaaaa'aaah Baaaahaaah. Chaaaaarrrrr. Baaaaahhhh. Haaaaaarderrrr.
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(Original post by Cake Faced Kid.)
Baaaaa'aaah Baaaahaaah. Chaaaaarrrrr. Baaaaahhhh. Haaaaaarderrrr.
When it was snowing last year I woke up with a sheep on my drive. I got my phone and ran down stairs to get a proper welsh pic with it but it had gone. Must have heard me coming
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
When it was snowing last year I woke up with a sheep on my drive. I got my phone and ran down stairs to get a proper welsh pic with it but it had gone. Must have heard me coming
You don't want porn on your phone anyway
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God help her!
Is that some sass I detect, Maid Marian?
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
When it was snowing last year I woke up with a sheep on my drive. I got my phone and ran down stairs to get a proper welsh pic with it but it had gone. Must have heard me coming
Shame, you can't be welsh until you have a picture with a sheep.

In the village where I live, the sheep all fight each other to get into the bus shelter when it's raining, its pretty funny.
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(Original post by Chihiro95)
Once, which I'm surprised by considering I'd get plenty of offers working as a shot girl. I guess I'm very picky.
Ohh, hello lady.
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(Original post by 2ndClass)
2013-absolutely zero sex, I did other stuff but this one "experience" put me off vagina for a bit. Though I have met someone recently.
what happened? D:
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Is that some sass I detect, Maid Marian?
Hmm?
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(Original post by Cake Faced Kid.)
Shame, you can't be welsh until you have a picture with a sheep.

In the village where I live, the sheep all fight each other to get into the bus shelter when it's raining, its pretty funny.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn drobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch :pierre:

The sheep here are especially stupid (But we all know that blondes are stupid so by extrapolating we could deduce that the sheep by me are the most appealing :lol:) they run to the beach when it's raining and hide in this outhouse thing but when the tide come in they all run for the exit at the same time and get stuck so people have to come and help them :facepalm:
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn drobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch :pierre:

The sheep here are especially stupid (But we all know that blondes are stupid so by extrapolating we could deduce that the sheep by me are the most appealing :lol:) they run to the beach when it's raining and hide in this outhouse thing but when the tide come in they all run for the exit at the same time and get stuck so people have to come and help them :facepalm:
Right up the other end of wales to me, llanfairpwll sounds so much more interesting than Bridgend :moon:

I'm pretty sure sheep in general are stupid, they seem to have no concept that if I am driving towards you at 40 miles an hour it is not a good idea to step out in front of me, hence sheep shaped dent in bonnet and (what I'm 99% sure was) a dead sheep
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(Original post by Cake Faced Kid.)
Right up the other end of wales to me, llanfairpwll sounds so much more interesting than Bridgend :moon:

I'm pretty sure sheep in general are stupid, they seem to have no concept that if I am driving towards you at 40 miles an hour it is not a good idea to step out in front of me, hence sheep shaped dent in bonnet and (what I'm 99% sure was) a dead sheep
I live in the Gower I was saying it to prove I'm welsh (I hope I spelled it right). I go to college in gorsienon and support Swansea City so all pretty close to you! :yep: I also spend a lot of time surfing in Swansea on Caswell Bay/Rhossili
It's not as bad as Newport, at least! :mmm: And not as smelly as Port Talbot :borat:

:lol: I ride a motorbike most of the time so don't have such an issue getting around them
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
I live in the Gower I was saying it to prove I'm welsh (I hope I spelled it right). I go to college in gorsienon and support Swansea City so all pretty close to you! :yep:
It's not as bad as Newport, at least! :mmm: And not as smelly as Port Talbot :borat:

:lol: I ride a motorbike most of the time so don't have such an issue getting around them
Very close, wow. Always wondered if I'd passed people from TSR on the train and such and never realised. Good job you aren't from Newpeehhrrt either, a lot of the people who go to my college are from newport and the accent makes my eardrums bleed.

Bridgend isn't really famous for anything except being a bit crap and it's high suicide rate...

Motorbike being the ultimate sheep dodging machine, all in the swerve.
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