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    (Original post by beeninetytwo)
    "How often do you masturbate?"

    That's something quite personal to ask a person you don't know on a first date imo
    I've actually these exact words be the first thing a guy's ever said to me. In person. In public. And not even on a date! Apparently it being a munch means all people want to talk about is sex, duh.

    (As it happens, he was a porn addict who himself got off for at least 6-8 hours every day. And, unsurprisingly, had yet to have actual sex with anyone)
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    One that someone I know said (unfortunately not 5 words):

    'Wow you looked much better the other day with make up on.'


    :facepalm: Oh dear.


    Edit: Oooo and another gem from same person that is 5 words :awesome:

    'What was your name again?'
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    "No. I am your father".
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    "Dead? Erm, not any more..." (from a favourite film)

    "Any kids I can ****?"

    "No, they couldn't prove anything!"

    "Go 'baaaaa' when we ****."

    "Acquitted - no-one dared give evidence"
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    My favourite footballer? Ched Evans.
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    "I can't find the Rohypnol..."

    "You also into human sacrifice?"
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    (Original post by minimarshmallow)
    My favourite footballer? Ched Evans.
    "Ched Evans did nothing wrong."

    "Consent is for wimps."
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    (Original post by unprinted)
    "Ched Evans did nothing wrong."

    "Consent is for wimps."
    Oh my god, I wouldn't even be polite and finish the date and then let them down gently when they called for a second date, I'd pay for my food and get outta there!
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    (Original post by minimarshmallow)
    Oh my god, I wouldn't even be polite and finish the date and then let them down gently when they called for a second date, I'd pay for my food and get outta there!
    Try advertising as a submissive woman on BDSM sites - you'll get plenty of wannabe doms who say that sort of thing.
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    (Original post by Groot)
    And yet I ask that question often on TSR to complete strangers.
    That's fineeeeee :bigsmile: It isn't a first date so barely even counts :daydreaming:
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    (Original post by Jeanlucpicard)
    Is this date going well...

    that's a hook, line and sinker right there.
    This. Or a variant that I've been asked - "So, what do you think?" (referring to the date)
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