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    That I look like a ***** - people say this when they first see me
    But in reality, I'm just a shy person who doesn't initiate conversation at first, but when they get to know me it's different aha and usually laugh at the first impression


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    (Original post by Man.bear.pig)
    literal lol -_-
    he looks weird now no?
    Weird?

    Nope, he looks perfectly normal to me! :dontknow:
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    That I'm a ***** and think I'm better than everyone. Definitely not true, so I find it amusing :lol:
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    One of my friends called me a "stylish chav", which I thought was weird because I live on an ex-council estate & try and distance myself from chav-iness as much as possible.

    But hey, stylish, check me out!
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    (Original post by AristoBrat!)
    Weird?

    Nope, he looks perfectly normal to me! :dontknow:
    hmm well it's also that he's played some very ...interesting characters over the years and so when people compare me to him... lol
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    (Original post by Ser Alex Toyne)
    That I look both like a Nazi and a Jew.
    lol wtf
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    I've been told that I act like 'the love child of Sheldon Cooper and Mr. Bean'...
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    I've been told that I speak posh (by parts of my own family, no less!) and that I sound American (by Americans as well). My sister and mum also mock me when I try to do accents.

    Its just my voice, it seems.
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    (Original post by Man.bear.pig)
    hmm well it's also that he's played some very ...interesting characters over the years and so when people compare me to him... lol
    We didn't say you were him. Just that you looked similar! :P
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    (Original post by AristoBrat!)
    We didn't say you were him. Just that you looked similar! :P
    -_- well irl the comparisons had context like "remember when he played that prick in ali g? Hey wait Malcolm you kinda look like him :hahaha:."



    ngl i kinda do but ppl who I know who have said it were taking the mick is all. didn't include you in that
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    That I've had "a lot of boyfriends, so you shouldn't get engaged yet" - whatttt?

    I had 3 proper boyfriends before my fiancé and a few dates/one-off flings but even if I'd had 272762829 boyfriends, why would that mean I shouldn't get engaged?

    People thought I was a huge **** at uni, too. These 2 guys bullied me (and made me quit uni!) and told everyone I'd slept with a zillion guys. I was known as "cheltenham bicycle" because everyone's ridden me or something (even tho it doesn't make sense as I'm female and a bicycle is slang for a male "****")

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    I once heard it said that rabbits grow out of my ears!

    Hilarious because it's actually ferrets.
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    (Original post by dnor)
    i move across the ground like a hoover
    What are your hourly rates?
    My bedroom is quite messy you see.
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    These are things i have been asked (and my answers to them):

    Have you had your eyebrows shaped (no I haven't they're just naturally sharp)
    Are you Pakistani (no i am not because im an Israelite by blood but refer to myself as Arab to reduce confusion)
    Why do you have black people hair (i dont, my hair is just ridiculously thick and curly but a lot softer than afro hair, but im black in all the right places )

    Thats pretty much it, pretty boring i know, sorry.
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    (Original post by saeed97)
    These are things i have been asked (and my answers to them):

    Have you had your eyebrows shaped (no I haven't they're just naturally sharp)
    Are you Pakistani (no i am not because im an Israelite by blood but refer to myself as Arab to reduce confusion)
    Why do you have black people hair (i dont, my hair is just ridiculously thick and curly but a lot softer than afro hair, but im black in all the right places )

    Thats pretty much it, pretty boring i know, sorry.
    People ask me if I have "black ancestors" because on my curly wurly hair too. I'm so white. Like, I should have been a ginger because I'm so white (my hair is dark blonde naturally, now with silver streaks in my old age of 20)

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    (Original post by holson)
    People ask me if I have "black ancestors" because on my curly wurly hair too. I'm so white. Like, I should have been a ginger because I'm so white (my hair is dark blonde naturally, now with silver streaks in my old age of 20)

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    Haha thats cool.
    My hair is just curly, but i have so much hair (like 5 times the general hair count of normal people on my head) that it looks like African hair sometimes,
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    I was told I was quiet by one of my flatmates last year... anyone who knows me properly will know this is not the case :rofl:
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    (Original post by Man.bear.pig)
    that new av is everything mochz
    I know riiiight?! Wish I could take credit for it though.

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    No discrimination pls :hand:

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    Take your time, m'dear. :hugs:
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    (Original post by Mochassassin)
    I know riiiight?! Wish I could take credit for it though.
    it's not you? I thought it was you and you designed your face and specs froma normal photo lol
    also do i look like ray panthaki? lool
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    ...And I often get called a snob.

    It's as though society loves to judge anyone who isn't "your average joe" in a negative way.
 
 
 
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