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    (Original post by vis break)
    but shes not a couch potato shes cleaning the dishes
    Cleaning the dishes takes 15 mins max
    So what will she do after she has cooked food and washed the dishes?
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Cleaning the dishes takes 15 mins max
    So what will she do after she has cooked food and washed the dishes?
    go to gym and work on her deadlift, its been slacking
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    (Original post by Conservationofmass)
    Russian brides, bald fat blokes go to asia and get hot wifes to bring back, and I'm neither fat or bald.
    I'd rather marry a bald, fat bloke than some trollish, misogynistic retard.
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    (Original post by vis break)
    go to gym and work on her deadlift, its been slacking
    With what money?
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    (Original post by iSerendipity)
    Thanks and yes, good memory
    It occurred to me only when, on viewing your profile, I again registered the tremendous disparity between physical and chronological age, which in turn put me in mind of the aforementioned thread (and certain remarks of a complimentary nature, which I declined to embellish upon).

    But yes: suffice it to say that the MySpace angle is most definitely not required.
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    With what money?
    the money i give her that i bring in from working. your bare slow bruh download some ram

    anyway we have a joint gym membership
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    (Original post by vis break)
    first of all im a real boy not a donught, how tf is a donught gunna sit here and type you fool.

    second of all why you callin my wife a parralelogram?? shes not in a wheelchair she can use spoons perfectly, i dont need to support her using a spoon.

    why are u such a misojiknee enthusiast (idc if i spelt it rong) idc if tradition dictates she cooks, sometime i wanna do it. but she can clean the dishes cuz i did everyhting else
    Why do you feel the need to feed her, then, if you don't need to support her using a spoon? I'm not calling your "wife" anything, just pointing out what you pretty much are.

    And I quite obviously didn't mean donut in a literal sense did I. Urban Dictionary's definition: An individual whom is extremely stupid. Lacks intelligence and common sense.

    Pretty much you.
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    (Original post by vis break)
    the money i give her that i bring in from working. your bare slow bruh download some ram

    If she works as well you can have more income lol
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    (Original post by TylerClementi)
    Gender defined job roles:
    Women{

    Cook
    Clean
    F u c k
    Suck and
    Serve

    Men{

    S h i t
    Shower
    Shag
    Shave and
    Shampoo
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    (Original post by Walt_14)
    Why do you feel the need to feed her, then, if you don't need to support her using a spoon? I'm not calling your "wife" anything, just pointing out what you pretty much are.

    And I quite obviously didn't mean donut in a literal sense did I. Urban Dictionary's definition: An individual whom is extremely stupid. Lacks intelligence and common sense.

    Pretty much you.
    bruv. when did i say I want to feed her?? i think it was jesus that said "u can take a horse to water, but u cant make it drink"
    similarly i gave her food but i cant make her eat.
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    (Original post by Walt_14)
    I'd rather marry a bald, fat bloke than some trollish, misogynistic retard.
    Now now, no need to be mean to someone that has a different opinion to you
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)

    If she works as well you can have more income lol
    ye but then its gunna taek bre ages for the dishes to be washed and shes never gunna fix up her deadlift
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    (Original post by vis break)
    ye but then its gunna taek bre ages for the dishes to be washed and shes never gunna fix up her deadlift
    Patience is key man!!!
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    (Original post by vis break)
    ye but then its gunna taek bre ages for the dishes to be washed and shes never gunna fix up her deadlift
    Jake ?
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    (Original post by Conservationofmass)
    Jake ?
    na man, im just another champion of wimins rights
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    It occurred to me only when, on viewing your profile, I again registered the tremendous disparity between physical and chronological age, which in turn put me in mind of the aforementioned thread (and certain remarks of a complimentary nature, which I declined to embellish upon).

    But yes: suffice it to say that the MySpace angle is most definitely not required.
    I think I remember you now. Hello again
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    (Original post by vis break)
    bruv. when did i say I want to feed her?? i think it was jesus that said "u can take a horse to water, but u cant make it drink"
    similarly i gave her food but i cant make her eat.
    how have i oprrsed any womens, i hypothetically offered her food shelter and "love". all she has to do is was the dishes

    Quite how you'll manage to offer her any of that when you can't even spell baffles me. Unless you can sustain a family on minimum wage as a tile scrubber.
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    (Original post by toonervoustotalk)
    Patience is key man!!!
    no its not fam, patience is a noun
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    (Original post by vis break)
    na man, im just another champion of wimins rights
    Just the meme and the whole dead lift thing reminds me of a trolly friend I have.
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    (Original post by vis break)
    no its not fam, patience is a noun
    Ok i didnt come here for an english lesson :lol:
 
 
 
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