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    (Original post by RainbowKiwi)
    noo m8 :nooo:
    dw fam my rolly skills are ****, so its taken me bare time to make a semi-decent rollie (
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    (Original post by Hevachan)
    Mine.. when I was younger I used to climb to the top of a tree and poo so it'd fall from a height...
    Dude wtf
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    (Original post by vis break)
    My mum thinks I'm upstairs doing school work. I've been rolling joints and trolling tsr all day
    smh we sound like likeminded memers
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    smh we sound like likeminded memers
    if only my kush was as dank as my memes :/
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    I am evolving

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    If only I could post anonymously :innocent:

    I stole cake from my headteachers office #fatlyfe
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    Went into the staffroom during school and made myself a coffee. Even though I'm a student.
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    (Original post by aamirac)
    Went into the staffroom during school and made myself a coffee. Even though I'm a student.
    OHhhhhh ****. We've got a badass here. Ballllsy.
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    OHhhhhh ****. We've got a badass here. Ballllsy.
    :lol: Had a nice chat with a few of my teachers too.
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    (Original post by aamirac)
    :lol: Had a nice chat with a few of my teachers too.
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    You don't want to mess with me. I will destroy you.
    Well I do actually know what it is like to lounge about in the staff room as I did a placement teaching kiddie-winks at university and I got to do that and it was... Less exciting than my primary school self imagined I must say.

    Oh and no doubt you will. I have no intention of ever messing with you. Do not fret!
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Well I do actually know what it is like to lounge about in the staff room as I did a placement teaching kiddie-winks at university and I got to do that and it was... Less exciting than my primary school self imagined I must say.

    Oh and no doubt you will. I have no intention of ever messing with you. Do not fret!
    Yeah I don't know if I should be concerned for my Uni applications or not . (They'll be the ones writing my references after all).
    Aww so did you want to go into teaching?
    Although you will find that in the staffroom there is always food in there.
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    (Original post by aamirac)
    Yeah I don't know if I should be concerned for my Uni applications or not . (They'll be the ones writing my references after all).
    Aww so did you want to go into teaching?
    Although you will find that in the staffroom there is always food in there.
    I worded all of that rather terribly lol. I am still at uni, and of course, that placement was part of my degree but I was teaching people at the local primary school. But no, I don't actually want to go into teaching but I did it regardless as I thought it would be an interesting and enlightening experience, which it was. And it is also good for the CV as it shows responsibility which likely helped me get accepted into the police (which is my post-graduation career goal incidentally)

    Yes, there is always food. You're so right lol. Everytime I went in there were biscuits absolutely everywhere lol. I don't know who brings them... They just seem to leave them there. It's quite odd actually.
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    I worded all of that rather terribly lol. I am still at uni, and of course, that placement was part of my degree but I was teaching people at the local primary school. But no, I don't actually want to go into teaching but I did it regardless as I thought it would be an interesting and enlightening experience, which it was. And it is also good for the CV as it shows responsibility which likely helped me get accepted into the police (which is my post-graduation career goal incidentally)

    Yes, there is always food. You're so right lol. Everytime I went in there were biscuits absolutely everywhere lol. I don't know who brings them... They just seem to leave them there. It's quite odd actually.
    Oh right I see. Working in the police sounds like an awesome job to have. Protecting the people.

    I know right...very peculiar considering you never see who puts them there in the first place or who gets to take the rest home at the end of the day. (If there is anything left)
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    In a high school chemistry lesson in a catholic college I was bored so I decided to get a condom and put it inside a bible then leave the bible closed with the condom slightly hanging out in the middle of the classroom floor so that when the teacher back in she was bound to see it.

    I always enjoyed offensive humour. I still do. The irony of it all made my little 15 year old head laugh ceaselessly.
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    In a high school chemistry lesson in a catholic college I was bored so I decided to get a condom and put it inside a bible then leave the bible closed with the condom slightly hanging out in the middle of the classroom floor so that when the teacher back in she was bound to see it.

    I always enjoyed offensive humour. I still do. The irony of it all made my little 15 year old head laugh ceaselessly.
    thats outrageous
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    I've thought of a worse one.. Why do I have so many embarrassing moments..
    Once in science when I was like 13 I was on my period but still not used to it and I was too embarrassed to change my pad in school incase someone heard the wrapper...
    So I was sitting on a light grey chair and when we stood up for the experiment I realised my chair had blood on it :/. I put it by the wall and thought it was fine until the teacher took a random chair (my chair).. saw the brown mark.. wiped it with her hand and then sat down.. I died inside.
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    I confess all my sins to the Almighty Father.

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    I continually pissed in a bottle, whilst at halls over the summer because the toilets were miles away.
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    (Original post by Hevachan)
    I've thought of a worse one.. Why do I have so many embarrassing moments..
    Once in science when I was like 13 I was on my period but still not used to it and I was too embarrassed to change my pad in school incase someone heard the wrapper...
    So I was sitting on a light grey chair and when we stood up for the experiment I realised my chair had blood on it :/. I put it by the wall and thought it was fine until the teacher took a random chair (my chair).. saw the brown mark.. wiped it with her hand and then sat down.. I died inside.
    Ahh that **** nasty


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    Ahh that **** nasty


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    The joys of periods :') every girl must have an embarrassing period story though xD it's unavoidable
 
 
 
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