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A night with kim kardashian or £500 cash? watch

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    Hilarious this thread on how many people have chosen the £500 option.
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    (Original post by leavingthecity)
    Is that a line from one of your own war poems? It doesn't rhyme, it's not very good.

    Yeah I don't have celeb crushes. Though I did earlier walk past a bus with a 10 FT IMAGE OF ZAC GOLDSMITH'S FACE PRINTED ON IT and really enjoyed it.
    No, it's from one of my love poems, actually. Feel the iambic pentameter move your loins. Sonnet 147.

    The war poems are considered much more romantic, for sure.


    As for Mr. Goldsmith, I suppose it depends on your political persuasion whether you'd prefer him on the bus or under the bus.... ;-)


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    (Original post by Supersaps)
    As for Mr. Goldsmith, I suppose it depends on your political persuasion whether you'd prefer him on the bus or under the bus.... ;-)


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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Somebody didn't read the OP
    100% I did not :P
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    (Original post by leavingthecity)
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    It was only innuendo in the vaguest sense as a 3rd meaning. That's about as close to behaving as it gets.

    The 2nd meaning was clearly a pun on the choice between having him as a poster on the side of the bus or thrown under the bus depending on if you're blue or red, respectively. But as a clever person you didn't need me to explain the thrust of the joke, did you? :P


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    Even if it was 1p, I'd rather take that
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    Kim's hot, but damn I am not paying £500 for a sex session thanks. I don't like casual sex anyway... So I doubt I'd even do it for free!
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    (Original post by queen-bee)
    Wait,what's so special about Kim K?
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    She's not all that, I can think of WAY prettier/sexier girls that I would give u £500 for
    This is why he specified straight men.
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    (Original post by Supersaps)
    the thrust of the joke


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    Oh stop it!
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    £500 please
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    Not after Ray J has been at that 😂
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    (Original post by leavingthecity)
    Oh stop it!
    Hmmm, tried to slip that one in there but disappointingly you spotted it.

    It's too sunny not to spend the afternoon at the park eating ice-cream, that's it from me!

    Til next time.

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    kash please
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    I would do Kim K and make money off of a porn tape.
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    £500 any day of the week. No thank you.
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    (Original post by Dinaa)
    Kendall>Kylie :love:
    Nahhh, Kylie has a better body and dem child bearing hips :drool: I'd be on that all night!
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    (Original post by PoorBastward)
    I would do Kim K and make money off of a porn tape.
    Read the original post


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