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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    How can I finish my history homework in five minutes?
    Keep writing for four solid minutes then, however far you've managed to get, write 'The End'. Works every time.

    Come and join in our magic circle. We're going to share some feelings just as soon as I've gathered more people.
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    Hi Bear,

    I'm quite certain that I'll end up forever alone.

    How do I change that?
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    I have a problem Mr Bear. There is this animal of a man who is preying on me and is rather ancient (his own words, not mine). I don't know how to deal with him. Then, he asked rather an intrusive question... I don't even want to type it but I believe I must.

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    this animal asked me what my signature dish was... What a ******!!!!
    It sounds like this man is trying to get into your aga. The solution lies in a frying pan.
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Hi Bear,

    I'm quite certain that I'll end up forever alone.

    How do I change that?
    I read this passage in an ancient text, and believe it will bring you some comfort:

    Sometimes people leave you.
    Halfway through the wood.
    Others may deceive you.
    You decide whats good.
    You decide alone.
    But no one is alone.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    It sounds like this man is trying to get into your aga. The solution lies in a frying pan.
    Do I hit him with the frying pan? It makes a lot of sense... Thank you MsCaffrey
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I read this passage in an ancient text, and believe it will bring you some comfort:

    Sometimes people leave you.
    Halfway through the wood.
    Others may deceive you.
    You decide whats good.
    You decide alone.
    But no one is alone.
    Except me :sad:
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    Do I hit him with the frying pan? It makes a lot of sense... Thank you MsCaffrey
    I cannot publicly condone violence. You must do whatever you feel your heart is telling you to do.

    I'm happy to help, ZuluK. :cyber:
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I cannot publicly condone violence. You must do whatever you feel your heart is telling you to do.

    I'm happy to help, ZuluK. :cyber:
    If you were in my situation, MsCaffrey, what would you do?
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I cannot publicly condone violence. You must do whatever you feel your heart is telling you to do.

    I'm happy to help, ZuluK. :cyber:
    You're a pacifist? :erm: Time to re-evaluate our relationship, I suppose. :sigh:
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Except me :sad:
    Even you are not alone. Think of the air droplets that surround you just to keep you alive. And one day you will share those air droplets with a precious person who will try and steal your duvet away from your sleeping body. When that day arrives make sure to hold tight to your duvet. Never let go.

    And now for an obligatory group hug.

    :grouphugs:
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    Even you are not alone. Think of the air droplets that surround you just to keep you alive. And one day you will share those air droplets with a precious person who will try and steal your duvet away from your sleeping body. When that day arrives make sure to hold tight to your duvet. Never let go.

    And now for an obligatory group hug.

    :grouphugs:
    Damn there's water in my eyes

    :grouphugs:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    If you were in my situation, MsCaffrey, what would you do?
    I would follow my heart and the cryptic advice of a wise soul.

    (Original post by Hydeman)
    You're a pacifist? :erm: Time to re-evaluate our relationship, I suppose. :sigh:
    I cannot allow my free spirit to be bound by a concrete cell.
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    the bear I have a problem Mr Bear. There is this animal of a man who is preying on me and is rather ancient (his own words, not mine). I don't know how to deal with him. Then, he asked rather an intrusive question... I don't even want to type it but I believe I must.

    Warning: Don't read if sensitive. You have been warned!!
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    this animal asked me what my signature dish was... What a ******!!!!
    this is very disturbing... i am sure there is a support group which can help you through this difficult time :hugs:

    some people have no shame

    smh
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I would follow my heart and the cryptic advice of a wise soul.



    I cannot allow my free spirit to be bound by a concrete cell.
    thank you so much for your excellent advices while i was away MsCaffrey !!

    here is a token of my esteem:

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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Hi Bear,

    I'm quite certain that I'll end up forever alone.

    How do I change that?
    i shall send one of my assessors round right away to evaluate your needs. he is called ermm Derek. he looks pretty similar to me. the first visit is completely free.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    thank you so much for your excellent advices while i was away MsCaffrey !!

    here is a token of my esteem:
    Many thanks, bear. I'm sure my local monkey business will be happy to see me with my new riches.
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    Many thanks, bear. I'm sure my local monkey business will be happy to see me with my new riches.
    i thought you handled that Zulu lady very well. not quite 16 annas to the rupee i'm afraid.

    here is a flower for you

    :rose:

    :blush:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i thought you handled that Zulu lady very well. not quite 16 annas to the rupee i'm afraid.

    here is a flower for you

    :rose:

    :blush:
    :blushing:

    Thank you, Bear. You're such a gentleman.

    I hope you will accept this doughnut in return.

    :donut:
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    :blushing:

    Thank you, Bear. You're such a gentleman.

    I hope you will accept this doughnut in return.

    :donut:
    :cookie:

    delicious :kiss:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    i shall send one of my assessors round right away to evaluate your needs. he is called ermm Derek. he looks pretty similar to me. the first visit is completely free.
    Does he accept credit cards for subsequent visits?
 
 
 
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