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    (Original post by 0to100)
    No...why...

    I smell piss bc you're prob taking a major one right now stop it john lmao
    reallu, why because i was lonely and delusional. living by myself in a remote area of the city, and going for 8 mile walks bare foot.

    I'm not taking the piss. i know all about what happened to me.. i can name some names and remember some faces.

    Here are some dates for you 2005 7 months the radbourne unit derby and icu
    2007 7 months the radbourne unit
    2008 11 weeks chiromo lane private medical facility nairobi kenya
    2009 over two years, the radbourne unit, pq (icu), dog kennel road lincolnshire, cygnet derby, audrey house and then finally release. Still think i'm lying huh oto?

    then september 2011 from day release at derby uni, and 2012 jan from my first house, 2013 brought my family over, and moved to my second house, now 2016 graduation. mission accomplished.

    i gave up smoking in jan 2012 as well i think?
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    (Original post by john2054)
    reallu, why because i was lonely and delusional. living by myself in a remote area of the city, and going for 8 mile walks bare foot.

    I'm not taking the piss. i know all about what happened to me.. i can name some names and remember some faces.

    Here are some dates for you 2005 7 months the radbourne unit derby and icu
    2007 7 months the radbourne unit
    2008 11 weeks chiromo lane private medical facility nairobi kenya
    2009 over two years, the radbourne unit, pq (icu), dog kennel road lincolnshire, cygnet derby, audrey house and then finally release. Still think i'm lying huh oto?

    then september 2011 from day release at derby uni, and 2012 jan from my first house, 2013 brought my family over, and moved to my second house, now 2016 graduation. mission accomplished.

    i gave up smoking in jan 2012 as well i think?
    :nothing: This ruins everything else
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    :nothing: This ruins everything else
    are you saying i didn't do them?
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    No, I already don't care if I live or die for some reason. Being sentenced to prison would just confirm that death is better.
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    Probably not lol. If I didn't start crying/panicking immediately, I'd probably offend someone without realising because I'm apparently quite blunt sometimes. Plus I'm really small and skinny and weak. And super awkward. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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    (Original post by Madmatician)
    Probably not lol. If I didn't start crying/panicking immediately, I'd probably offend someone without realising because I'm apparently quite blunt sometimes. Plus I'm really small and skinny and weak. And super awkward. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    when you get put in these places, you learn to toughen up real fast.
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    I'm a cute guy with soft features- I'd get by as someone's *****.
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    Probably not, I hate fighting and I hate conflict
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    Having seen a few prison documentaries recently, I don't think I would. Most of the documentaries are placed in maximum prisons though, so they are obviously going to be tougher and harder for the inmates. With my nature and personality, I (most likely) wouldn't survive because I am physically weak, am quite shy and don't really talk back to others, and they are all qualities that you don't need in prison.

    Although, I would say that to survive in prison you just have to be able to adapt to the situation and find a few "friends" who will look out for you. A lot would depend on the cell you receive and how friendly your cell mate/s are.
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    Yeah I would just sleep all day.
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    (Original post by idontknowmedoyou)
    Yeah I would just sleep all day.
    lol
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    Lol I probably wouldn't, hopefully would never have to go there
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    Yes Ive done 2 months but in a juvenile prison when I was 15, recently escaped a sentence not long ago, was prepared to go in tbh. Wouldnt bother me id catchup on my sleep anyone who wants a problem will find one. You are all jokes tbh giving it large online but mention prison all saying you wouldnt survive.


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    I don't know to be honest. I probably wouldn't, because I am way too sensitive and would probably cry at anything bad someone said to me. I would probably just fall into depression. I'm quite shy as well and would probably not talk to anyone.
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    basically in prison already so i think i could :lol:
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    I'm a delicate flower so I couldn't cope with loads of things in there. Plus, doubt gay people get treated very well in there
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    Yeah, I'd just play smart, provided I'm not in there for wrongly being convicted for being a child molester or something, 'cos I hear bad things happen to those people.

    I'd avoid making enemies, stick with my ethnicity, and if anyone thinks they can use me as a punk I'd fight, even if I'd know I lose, or people would just walk all over me. Scary thought, but I must have the conviction to do that and stand up for myself. Display of power and conviction and all that. Hope I'd get a good cellie.

    E2: What ever you do, if someone asks you what you're in there for, don't say drug dealing unless you actually dealt drugs, because I heard people check up on that kinda stuff.
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    hell yes i would
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    (Original post by XcitingStuart)
    Yeah, I'd just play smart, provided I'm not in there for wrongly being convicted for being a child molester or something, 'cos I hear bad things happen to those people.

    I'd avoid making enemies, stick with my ethnicity, and if anyone thinks they can use me as a punk I'd fight, even if I'd know I lose, or people would just walk all over me. Scary thought, but I must have the conviction to do that and stand up for myself. Display of power and conviction and all that. Hope I'd get a good cellie.

    E2: What ever you do, if someone asks you what you're in there for, don't say drug dealing unless you actually dealt drugs, because I heard people check up on that kinda stuff.
    You have watched too many prison movies and all were American. There isn't such a racial divide in UK prisons. You would be safer integrating and making friends on all sides.


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    I very much doubt it. xD
 
 
 
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