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    Stop making silly excuses for revision breaks :mob:

    I heard sprite really helps with stomach pains :indiff:

    Disclaimer: im not a doctor :indiff:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    My baby is almost week old today. I am such a proud mum
    :lovehug: we're all so proud!1one!11!1eleven!1
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    Stop making silly excuses for revision breaks :mob:

    I heard sprite really helps with stomach pains :indiff:

    Disclaimer: im not a doctor :indiff:
    But I'm a mum, things have changed now. :unimpressed:

    Anyway my angel is due for a feed soon.

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    (Original post by iEthan)
    :lovehug: we're all so proud!1one!11!1eleven!1
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    But I'm a mum, things have changed now. :unimpressed:

    Anyway my angel is due for a feed soon.



    WHy is ur baby a stock image

    can i be it's godfather ok thx
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    TheonlyMrsHolmes adorable :bawling:
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    WHy is ur baby a stock image

    can i be it's godfather ok thx
    My baby is in my avatar!

    I don't know why I posted that...

    But yes, you are the God father!

    and Pokémontrainer, you can be God mother!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    My baby is in my avatar!

    I don't know why I posted that...

    But yes, you are the God father!

    and Pokémontrainer, you can be God mother!
    Lmao :toofunny: - you just posted a picture of some random baby instead of your own... :erm:

    I actually do feel so honoured. :cry2: I'm going to be the best damn Godmother the world has ever seen! :cry:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    My baby is in my avatar!

    I don't know why I posted that...

    But yes, you are the God father!

    and Pokémontrainer, you can be God mother!

    I don't see any pics in your avatar :cry: The image is broken on my screen :cry2: Is the baby broken too :cry2:

    Thank you I feel so honoured


    (Original post by Pokémontrainer)
    Lmao :toofunny: - you just posted a picture of some random baby instead of your own... :erm:

    I actually do feel so honoured. :cry2: I'm going to be the best damn Godmother the world has ever seen! :cry:
    The baby is gonna like the godfather better :hand:
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    I don't see any pics in your avatar :cry: The image is broken on my screen :cry2: Is the baby broken too :cry2:

    Thank you I feel so honoured

    The baby is gonna like the godfather better :hand:

    You can't see her because you don't believe in her. :emo: She is cute as pie though, shame you're missing out on that :love:

    No. I'm going to spoil her rotten :woo: - and girls always love their godmothers more. I'm going to make her lots of shirini and she'll adore me
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    (Original post by Pokémontrainer)
    You can't see her because you don't believe in her. :emo: She is cute as pie though, shame you're missing out on that :love:

    No. I'm going to spoil her rotten :woo: - and girls always love their godmothers more. I'm going to make her lots of shirini and she'll adore me
    I DO BELIEVE OMG :mob: Can you show me :cry2: I deserve to see my godchild :cry2:

    SHOW ME THE DATA THAT SUPPORTS THIS :mob: I'll make her pakoras and samosas and she'll love me :hand: Better start learning to cook m8 :mob:
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    I DO BELIEVE OMG :mob: Can you show me :cry2: I deserve to see my godchild :cry2:

    SHOW ME THE DATA THAT SUPPORTS THIS :mob: I'll make her pakoras and samosas and she'll love me :hand: Better start learning to cook m8 :mob:
    You haven't even seen her yet - what a bad godfather :erm: :cry2:

    Erm, excuse me, when TheonlyMrsHolmes returns, we'll see who my darling goddaughter loves the most :rolleyes: - I know the answer already (me, obvs).
    Children love sweets more. :sigh: Omg, you don't even know that. :zomg: I am way ahead of you, already made her some pierogi - take that.
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    I DO BELIEVE OMG :mob: Can you show me :cry2: I deserve to see my godchild :cry2:

    SHOW ME THE DATA THAT SUPPORTS THIS :mob: I'll make her pakoras and samosas and she'll love me :hand: Better start learning to cook m8 :mob:
    (Original post by Pokémontrainer)
    You haven't even seen her yet - what a bad godfather :erm: :cry2:

    Erm, excuse me, when TheonlyMrsHolmes returns, we'll see who my darling goddaughter loves the most :rolleyes: - I know the answer already (me, obvs).
    Children love sweets more. :sigh: Omg, you don't even know that. :zomg: I am way ahead of you, already made her some pierogi - take that.
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    All this love for my baby makes me such a happy mum

    and Zuki here she is,
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    She looks a little different in my avatar because it has been edited


    We need a name for her!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    All this love for my baby makes me such a happy mum

    and Zuki here she is,
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    She looks a little different in my avatar because it has been edited


    We need a name for her!
    I love her more than Zuki does.

    How about Jim?
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    (Original post by Pokémontrainer)
    You haven't even seen her yet - what a bad godfather :erm: :cry2:

    Erm, excuse me, when TheonlyMrsHolmes returns, we'll see who my darling goddaughter loves the most :rolleyes: - I know the answer already (me, obvs).
    Children love sweets more. :sigh: Omg, you don't even know that. :zomg: I am way ahead of you, already made her some pierogi - take that.
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    I've seen her now :smug: That means we're equal now :mob: You're a bad godmother for talking bad about godfather and corrupting the innocent childs mind :mob: The child won't fall for your propaganda m8 :noway:

    Your pierogi looks ok at best :hand: The poor child has only just been born, don't think it can eat that just yet :hand: See what I mean smh, irresponsibility :hand: Godfather knew these things already
    Whereas I made her a fitting cake

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    So much more thoughtful






    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    All this love for my baby makes me such a happy mum

    and Zuki here she is,
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    She looks a little different in my avatar because it has been edited


    We need a name for her!

    She's beautiful :love: What about Athena

    (Original post by Pokémontrainer)
    I love her more than Zuki does.

    How about Jim?
    What kind of a name is Jim for a female smh :mob:
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    I've seen her now :smug: That means we're equal now :mob: You're a bad godmother for talking bad about godfather and corrupting the innocent childs mind :mob: The child won't fall for your propaganda m8 :noway:

    Your pierogi looks ok at best :hand: The poor child has only just been born, don't think it can eat that just yet :hand: See what I mean smh, irresponsibility :hand: Godfather knew these things already
    Whereas I made her a fitting cake
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    So much more thoughtful







    She's beautiful :love: What about Athena



    What kind of a name is Jim for a female smh :mob:
    She's a week old smh, don't mollycoddle her :erm:

    That cake... 'Exotic' are you trying to teach our beloved goddaughter that she doesn't fit in? :hmmm:

    'Athena' :rofl: - I think TheonlyMrsHolmes would trust my judgement when I say that Jim is a great name for a beautiful girl. Who says Jim isn't a female name? Stop applying gender norms to the child :sigh:
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    (Original post by Pokémontrainer)
    She's a week old smh, don't mollycoddle her :erm:

    That cake... 'Exotic' are you trying to teach our beloved goddaughter that she doesn't fit in? :hmmm:

    'Athena' :rofl: - I think TheonlyMrsHolmes would trust my judgement when I say that Jim is a great name for a beautiful girl. Who says Jim isn't a female name? Stop applying gender norms to the child :sigh:
    *MY* beloved goddaughter :hand: Nonono, you can't twist my words :hand: She's exotic and out of this world....see what I did there :ahee: Well, let me ask you, godmother, have you ever met a girl called Jim? :fuhrer: I rest my case :hmmm:
 
 
 
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