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    (Original post by Life_peer)
    Erm, you'd be dead.
    That's not specified, perhaps you and the Cabinet had stepped out, or some random piece of fortune spared you all.
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    Looks like someone's just finished watching 'London Has Fallen'

    But seriously, this would be a job for MI5 & MI6. Maybe involve the army & get shizz cracking.
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    Firstly, apologies for the delay. Been a hectic few days with my Birthday tomorrow and only landing in England a couple of days ago. Let's just pretend this was posted immediately

    Government Statement
    This Government is saddened by the events currently being played out across London. The Prime Minister is luckily safe, on a trip to the ISS with Mr Whiskers, and all staff at Downing Street continue to remain safe.

    After speaking with MI5, we have deployed two sniper teams in view of the building at 8 Canada Square. They have eyes on a number of suspects and after reconnaissance have found that there are 20 hostages, with a further 10 hostages feared to have been killed. There are 6 suspects in view of the Snipers. Ground units are currently on stand by, awaiting further information.

    The Driver of the Lorry on the Victoria Embankment has been shot in the leg and is currently in custody. There is currently no further situation developing outside of 8 Canada Square.

    The Government awaits further information, and will be able to act on this information. However, if the suspects continue to give absolutely ludicrous demands, or information, all contact will be terminated, and the suspects will be shot.
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    Firstly, apologies for the delay. Been a hectic few days with my Birthday tomorrow and only landing in England a couple of days ago. Let's just pretend this was posted immediately

    Government Statement
    This Government is saddened by the events currently being played out across London. The Prime Minister is luckily safe, on a trip to the ISS with Mr Whiskers, and all staff at Downing Street continue to remain safe.

    After speaking with MI5, we have deployed two sniper teams in view of the building at 8 Canada Square. They have eyes on a number of suspects and after reconnaissance have found that there are 20 hostages, with a further 10 hostages feared to have been killed. There are 6 suspects in view of the Snipers. Ground units are currently on stand by, awaiting further information.

    The Driver of the Lorry on the Victoria Embankment has been shot in the leg and is currently in custody. There is currently no further situation developing outside of 8 Canada Square.

    The Government awaits further information, and will be able to act on this information. However, if the suspects continue to give absolutely ludicrous demands, or information, all contact will be terminated, and the suspects will be shot.
    Smooth
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    (Original post by DMcGovern)
    Smooth
    Which bit? Or the whole thing?
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    (Original post by PetrosAC)
    Which bit? Or the whole thing?
    The birthday bit surely... :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    The birthday bit surely... :rolleyes:
    You've got two hours to sort me a present btw
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    (Original post by PetrosAC)
    You've got two hours to sort me a present btw
    Then please prepare to be extremely disappointed.
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Then please prepare to be extremely disappointed.
    Eh it's fine, I'm used to it from you by now.....
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    Surely the absense of the Deputy Prime Minister coinciding with a terrorist attack can't be marked as pure coincidence?
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    (Original post by That Bearded Man)
    Surely the absense of the Deputy Prime Minister coinciding with a terrorist attack can't be marked as pure coincidence?
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