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    (Original post by Trinculo)
    I've been on TSR like two or three months, and all that time there have been a few posters giving out advice as if they're sex sages or something - and then you read on here they've had no poon in a year.
    Not really relevant. There's a multitude of different variables that contribute to one's celibacy, that doesn't make them any less "qualified" to give advice...bearing in mind that the purpose of this forum is to communicate with other students, share opinions etc and that the vast majority of people are not professionals in the field of relationships, sexual health etc; it's inevitable that you will get varying responses from people who are more experienced, less experienced etc.

    Example: Whilst I'm utterly useless when it comes to dating, sexual relationships and the like, having had a long-term relationship and spending a great deal of time engaging with other young people on related subjects, I feel knowledgeable enough to provide accurate, fair, informative advice to those in need of assistance. At the end of the day, most of what I say is an opinion and ultimately I'd like to think those who ask for advice are intelligent enough to make up their own minds.
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    It's actually 5'3/5'7 averages, but 5'5/5'10 for people of our generation.

    Which is actually quite normal.
    Sounds more likely, 5'5'' is not as tiny
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    (Original post by Rhaenys10)
    omg this reply is so savageeeeeeeeee
    But seriously - there's people posting on this thread that they've not been laid since before Harambe was still peeling his own bananas - but every day on TSR they're writing a treatise like they've got some kind of vaginal gravity.
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    (Original post by Trinculo)
    But seriously - there's people posting on this thread that they've not been laid since before Harambe was still peeling his own bananas - but every day on TSR they're writing a treatise like they've got some kind of vaginal gravity.
    omg=)))))))))))))))
    i was personally kidding with the whole no sex before marriage thing lol
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
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    Now I get why everyone loves you, you're hilarious! :rofl:

    Excuse me, I'm pure too

    Edit: Skeptical because you're good looking and older than 18.
    Everyone eh :smug:

    Sure sure, that's all the non-pure haraami people say :hand:

    Awh :blush:

    Lmaoooo :toofunny: so being older than 18 qualifies one for a bang? :rofl:
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    Everyone eh :smug:

    Sure sure, that's all the non-pure haraami people say :hand:

    Awh :blush:

    Lmaoooo :toofunny: so being older than 18 qualifies one for a bang? :rofl:
    Well yeah, most non religious guys around your age have had sex :rofl:

    So you're actually full halal then? :lol:
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    (Original post by 571122)
    It's been eight years for me, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhh hh eiiiiiiiiiiiight freakingggggggggggg yeaaaaaaaaaaaarsssssssssssssssss ! This is tormenting. I need to get back in the game sometime soon!
    Last night :mmm:
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    In my dream :teehee:
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    jk even my dreams aren't that fun :emo:

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    That does not mean I'm a virgin in my dreams tho :teehee:

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    Okay fineee...I'll leave
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Well yeah, most non religious guys around your age have had sex :rofl:

    So you're actually full halal then? :lol:
    Define "full" :beard:
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    Define "full" :beard:
    No drinking, no Zina, no haram meat and more according to this website:
    http://progressive-muslim.org/A-list...-the-Quran.htm
    Edit: OMG there's more here :lol:
    http://muslimconverts.com/Munajjid-books/forbiden.htm
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    About a fortnight ago
    I always love your eloquence. My hat off to you!
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    No drinking, no Zina, no haram meat and more according to this website:
    http://progressive-muslim.org/A-list...-the-Quran.htm
    "Riba is HARAAM [interest or usury] " I read that as Ribena is haraam :eek3:

    "[Drinking] blood [2:173, 6:145, 16:115]" :indiff: Guess I'm haraam then :indiff:

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    I rarely drink tbh.

    I've done...things :ninja: just not sex :ninja: I'd rather have meaningful sex with a gf/wife than casual, don't see the appeal in it

    also in year 2 i kissed my crush so i guess that's kinda like sex
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    "Riba is HARAAM [interest or usury] " I read that as Ribena is haraam :eek3:

    "[Drinking] blood [2:173, 6:145, 16:115]" :indiff: Guess I'm haraam then :indiff:
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    I rarely drink tbh.

    I've done...things :ninja: just not sex :ninja: I'd rather have meaningful sex with a gf/wife than casual, don't see the appeal in it

    also in year 2 i kissed my crush so i guess that's kinda like sex
    About 2 months ago.
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    "Riba is HARAAM [interest or usury] " I read that as Ribena is haraam :eek3:

    "[Drinking] blood [2:173, 6:145, 16:115]" :indiff: Guess I'm haraam then :indiff:
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    I rarely drink tbh.

    I've done...things :ninja: just not sex :ninja: I'd rather have meaningful sex with a gf/wife than casual, don't see the appeal in it

    also in year 2 i kissed my crush so i guess that's kinda like sex
    Look at the second link, it's hilarious. Everyone's haram then because I'm sure 99% of people listen to music :lol:

    Ribena? :toofunny:

    Ahh right
    I'm more pure than you
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    (Original post by john2054)
    About 2 months ago.
    i hope it was everything u expected it to be and so much more
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    i hope it was everything u expected it to be and so much more
    You've just entered my list of favourite TSR people
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    i hope it was everything u expected it to be and so much more
    Yes it felt good thanks. With my wife btw.
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    I'm having it right now
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    n-e-v-e-r
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Look at the second link, it's hilarious. Everyone's haram then because I'm sure 99% of people listen to music :lol:

    Ribena? :toofunny:

    Ahh right
    I'm more pure than you


    "Dyeing one’s hair black" wat

    "Having intercourse with one's wife in her rectum" :rofl: :toofunny: the wording tho


    lmao, I guess we're all going to Jahanam m8 :indiff: See you there

    orly, how pure are you? :hmmm:

    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    You've just entered my list of favourite TSR people
    thanks, I'd like to thank my mum, whom of which this would not be possible without

    (Original post by john2054)
    Yes it felt good thanks. With my wife btw.
    Thanks for clarifying :borat:
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    I'm 19 and the last time I had sex was when I pulled out of my mother 19 years ago.
 
 
 
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