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    (Original post by Captain Scarlet)
    £2.05 and a stroke on any part of your body.
    An offer that I cant refuse :p:
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    (Original post by Sausage)
    An offer that I cant refuse :p:


    I know how to push your buttons, what can I say :p:
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    Rennie has the winning bid at the moment though, Herbal. You'll have to beat £2. Big money, I know.
    I'll go £5... surely no one will pay more than that?
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    Haha, cute.
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    (Original post by Rennie)
    I'll go £5... surely no one will pay more than that?
    Tenner...i'll pay a tenner haha!
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    :eek:

    Uh-uh. £20
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    Be proud!
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    20 quid eh?? hmm...let me think about that...

    Meanwhile, thanks for the cheque, and I'm just about to post the first guy
    Jangrafess:

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    Hmm.. if I buy you and you buy him do I get him too?
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    (Original post by Rennie)
    Hmm.. if I buy you and you buy him do I get him too?
    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    Hmm... sort of. I think you'd have to respect my wishes if I said you couldn't touch him though.
    He has been known to get quire irate around lots of people
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    Oh definately. I'll leave all his touching to you.
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    Haha i'll stick with my original offer of a tenner, you can have him Rennie!!
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    Yay. *plots away*
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    I promise not to do anything cruel....

    In fact, I think this is rather unfair on you. I believe you should have a choice about whether you want to accept being bought or not.

    I shall not be too upset if you say no.
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    (Original post by Rennie)
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    Uh-uh. £20
    Wow a very interesting bidder :p:

    Anyone else go higher before I sell this son-of-a-*****?
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    (Original post by Sausage)
    Wow a very interesting bidder :p:

    Anyone else go higher before I sell this son-of-a-*****?
    (thinks...)

    :nope!
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    (Original post by noaksey)
    (thinks...)

    :nope!
    :eek4: what is wrong with my shaving foam loving sell?
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    (Original post by Sausage)
    :eek4: what is wrong with my shaving foam loving sell?
    Hehe i'm just running short of money at the minute...!!
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    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    I don't mind. Need to keep the business going. Talked through it with Sausage already.

    Well, actually. Will you feed me?
    Feed you? I didn't know that was part of the deal...

    Yes, of course. As it happens I am a very good cook.
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    (Original post by noaksey)
    Hehe i'm just running short of money at the minute...!!
    Thats ok then

    Anyone? Hes currently selling at 20 pounds! 2000 pennies! He'll do all your cooking (for a charge but he's reasonable) and will gladly wash any pets for you including birds and cats ;yes;
 
 
 
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