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I just realized Leigh is a dude.
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Anon or delete because my dog's friend posts on here and he knows me.

Ok, I swallowed my boyfriends sperm, am I pregnant? My boyfriend is so ashamed of me.
Please help me.

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First up, I am your dog's friend, so be ashamed of yourself.

Next, you probably are but only if you really want to be and you were a virgin before. Your boyfriend has every right to be ashamed of you and you should probably makes amends by sucking it again and not swallowing.
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ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant
Yes, but it doesn't matter because that's what's going to stop it being an albino.
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I have a fetish where I like to **** off horses, is this normal?
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Love you.
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I have a fetish where I like to **** off horses, is this normal?
Yes, you're from the midlands.
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Love you.
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What? I was only going by the name Leigh and so I just assumed!

Sorry. :puppyeyes: :bawling:
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She has a point, you're the only male Leigh I know.
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Thank you Jangrafess.
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What? I was only going by the name Leigh and so I just assumed!

Sorry. :puppyeyes: :bawling:
It's alright, I love you too.

Most of my lecturers have called me Ley at first
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Hi I'm 17 and my penis is only 3 inches long when erect, is this too small? :confused:

Some girl told me it was, and I would never ever find love, and that the average penis size for someone of my age is 10 inches. :shock:
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What happens if you wake up spooning a tampon? Not that it happened lol, just want to know. Anon or delete.
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She has a point, you're the only male Leigh I know.
On the contrary for me I know no female Leighs and there are two male Leighs that I know of but don't know personally.
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Hi I'm 17 and my penis is only 3 inches long when erect, is this too small? :confused:

Some girl told me it was, and I would never ever find love, and that the average penis size for someone of my age is 10 inches. :shock:
yeah, those facts are all true and you're going to live a miserable, solitary life punctuated only by pathetic attempts at masturbation which will inevitably end in your demise.
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What happens if you wake up spooning a tampon? Not that it happened lol, just want to know. Anon or delete.
LOL THAT'S ONE BIG TAMPON YOU HAVE BUCKET FANNY
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Is it sexy to have a carrot stuck in your bum
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yeah, those facts are all true and you're going to live a miserable, solitary life punctuated only by pathetic attempts at masturbation which will inevitably end in your demise.
:emo:

I added some more information, maybe you will change your mind? Please, I don't want to be lonesome all my life. To be honest it's pretty embarassing ******* all alone too because the length means I don't get any pleasure.

Here is it measured against the screen.

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I measured my friends too while he was sleeping, it was this big!

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On the contrary for me I know no female Leighs and there are two male Leighs that I know of but don't know personally.
Maybe things are different in Wales.
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:emo:

I added some more information, maybe you will change your mind? Please, I don't want to be lonesome all my life. To be honest it's pretty embarassing ******* all alone too because the length means I don't get any pleasure.

Here is it measured against the screen.

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I measured my friends too while he was sleeping, it was this big!

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No sorry, your penis is inadequate and will lead to you being unemployed, unloved and gay.
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