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    (Original post by John55)
    Don't worry about it, I found a Tortilla wrap in the fridge :yay:

    We should all send angry letters to the CEO of jaffa cake HQ...
    Weird, I just went on a wikipedia spiral, and they are ultimately owned by a Turkish family
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    HELLOOOO ITS ME

    Yes! I'm back... But not really! Going to do revision until 2 so I shall be back then properly to entertain you all through the night

    Hope you didn't miss me too much
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    HELLOOOO ITS ME

    Yes! I'm back... But not really! Going to do revision until 2 so I shall be back then properly to entertain you all through the night

    Hope you didn't miss me too much
    Don't worry, we didn't miss anything
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Don't worry, we didn't miss anything
    This is where you say... "But Zulu, I missed you so much!!! Where were you? Why did you go? This thread fell apart without you?"

    :rofl:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    This is where you say... "But Zulu, I missed you so much!!! Where were you? Why did you go? This thread fell apart without you?"

    :rofl:
    Yeh... Nope.
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Yeh... Nope.
    Yeh... You're still annoying

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    I love you really ... Nope... :rofl:
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    heya
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    So my friend split up with his wife and they both have a kid together, he said he needed me (I'm a lawyer) to make a case to the judge to get custody of the child, and y'know, he should get custody because the mother, goes by the name Sheila Bombastic, she's a right nut, once threw a chair at a 5 year old then offered him a beer to numb the pain, also she's been to jail 7 times...
    Anyway, I got to work on the case and eventually the court date came round, Sheila's lawyer made her non-existent case, and then it was my turn, I handed the judge the beautifully woven silk pillowcase I'd worked on tirelessly for the previous month... my friend doesn't speak to me anymore and apparently the child's dead .
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    Wide awake because of wisdom toothache :/ this is only 1/4 and I'm hoping so much the others aren't this painful


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    Loool alright... So I fell asleep for like 10 mins only to wake up thinking its been hours but it was the most peaceful 10 mins of my life I believe!

    What is my life?

    Edit: back to revision so speak later people
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    (Original post by alana_p)
    Wide awake because of wisdom toothache :/ this is only 1/4 and I'm hoping so much the others aren't this painful


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    Do you at least feel wiser?
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Loool alright... So I fell asleep for like 10 mins only to wake up thinking its been hours but it was the most peaceful 10 mins of my life I believe!

    What is my life?

    Edit: back to revision so speak later people
    Did you have any cool dreams?
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    wide awake *sigh*
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    (Original post by John55)
    Did you have any cool dreams?
    Well, it was a dream about mangos... Because I had a mango this morning soooo... I was basically eating a mango in the sun and I looked up into the sun thinking wow the sun is bright but why aren't I blind yet? And I woke up I will never get my answer
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    John55 is your name really John? And how come you're always awake??? Hmmmm???
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Well, it was a dream about mangos... Because I had a mango this morning soooo... I was basically eating a mango in the sun and I looked up into the sun thinking wow the sun is bright but why aren't I blind yet? And I woke up I will never get my answer
    Sounds trippy, so you were inside the sun at first you say? Then you were looking up at the sun... What could this mean? :holmes:
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    John55 is your name really John? And how come you're always awake??? Hmmmm???
    No, my name in real life is Wilfred

    I could ask you the same question...
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    (Original post by John55)
    Sounds trippy, so you were inside the sun at first you say? Then you were looking up at the sun... What could this mean? :holmes:
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    No, my name in real life is Wilfred

    I could ask you the same question...
    Now that you put it like that... I have re-evaluate everything about the dream, my sleep, my life, my entire existence :shock:

    Maybe it means, the sun got rid of me and then I looked longingly at it wanting it's heat again. Which could mean someone in my life who was my sun, who bought light to my life, kicked me out and all I want is to feel the heat of their comfort and love again?

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    Aaahhh Wilfred is a wonderful name.

    And you could ask me, but you didn't ask me. I asked you... So answer young Wilfred
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    Trying to write about diglossia in bilingual communities- urgh
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Now that you put it like that... I have re-evaluate everything about the dream, my sleep, my life, my entire existence :shock:

    Maybe it means, the sun got rid of me and then I looked longingly at it wanting it's heat again. Which could mean someone in my life who was my sun, who bought light to my life, kicked me out and all I want is to feel the heat of their comfort and love again?
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    Aaahhh Wilfred is a wonderful name.

    And you could ask me, but you didn't ask me. I asked you... So answer young Wilfred
    I was going to say turn the heating up, since you wanted to be inside the sun so much but... sure... could be that too I guess... does anyone fit that description?

    I know, everyone says that... what's your real life name?

    Hey, I'm not young, I'm 46 years old I'll have you know!
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    I kid of course... or do I
    I just prefer it, it's quiet and peaceful, tbh, me being a forty six year old man going through a mid life crisis would explain it better, but yeah... so why are you always up?
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    (Original post by John55)
    I was going to say turn the heating up, since you wanted to be inside the sun so much but... sure... could be that too I guess... does anyone fit that description?

    I know, everyone says that... what's your real life name?

    Hey, I'm not young, I'm 46 years old I'll have you know!
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    I kid of course... or do I
    I just prefer it, it's quiet and peaceful, tbh, me being a forty six year old man going through a mid life crisis would explain it better, but yeah... so why are you always up?
    :lol: haha well I like to dramatise things and nope.... Why would anyone get me out of their lives?

    Haha my real name is Kulu

    46? Are you sure Wilfred? That seems awfully young for the name Wilfred...

    Ahh fair enough... Mid life crisis at 45 :lol: more like "end of life crisis"

    Me? Well I just don't sleep I can get by on an hour a day if that
 
 
 
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