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    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Feck this where's the rohypnol?
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    (Original post by Jimbo1234)
    'I have a knife under this coat so do what I say'
    :lolwut:

    There's always one who just takes it too far...
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    (Original post by AshleighH)
    Him: 'Touch this'
    *I touch his jacket*
    Him: 'You know what that is?'
    Me: 'What'
    Him: 'Thats boyfriend material'

    Its cheesy but it made me giggle :giggle:
    Awh, how romantic :o:

    I heard a similar one;

    "If you press charges, I'll hunt you down"

    Well, my record's clean, so I'd say it worked!
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    As long as I've got a face, you'll have somewhere to sit.
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    (Original post by Iron Mike)
    Well, I am glad you posted then
    i am too glad you agree
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    (Original post by Lovecraft243)
    I'm black and where I live I constantly get African men old enough to be my grandfather coming up to me with stupidness like, 'You are the spice in my jellof rice' or 'Sister you are beautiful like the inside of a plane..if only I had money I would ride you' and the worst has to be 'I will carry you like egg, other men will carry you like lemon or tomato but me, EGG'.
    Oh god, I LOL'd...
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    "Baby, let me find your nth term" :toofunny:
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    "Let's go out to dinner, have some sex and see where this goes"
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    you dont sweat much for a fat girl
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    (Original post by najinaji)
    "Baby, let me find your nth term" :toofunny:
    :rofl:
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    theres only one difference between you and a bottle of bubble bath - i cant fit my shaft in the bottle of bubble bath
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    *maths one

    I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves...
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    Screw me if im wrong but have we met before?
 
 
 
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