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The most ridiculous song lyrics you've ever had the misfortune of hearing watch

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    (Original post by ForgettingWhatsername)
    Haha no I don't think you've been singing it wrong, I think one verse is about the stars and then the other one is about the yellow line
    Ahh, riiiighht! That makes sense :rolleyes:
    Thanks for putting me right
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    Taylor Swift: The Way I Loved You

    He is sensible and so incredible
    And all my single friends are jealous
    He says everything I need to hear and it's like
    I couldn't ask for anything better

    He opens up my door and I get into his car
    And he says, you look beautiful tonight
    And I feel perfectly fine

    But I've been screamin' and fightin'
    And kissin' in the rain
    And it's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
    You're so in love that you act insane
    And that's the way I loved you

    Breakin' down and comin' undone
    It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
    And I never knew I could feel that much
    And that's the way I loved you

    He respects my space and never makes me wait
    And he calls exactly when he says he will
    He's close to my mother
    Talks business with my father
    He's charming and endearing, and I'm comfortable

    But I've been screamin' and fightin'
    And kissin' in the rain
    And it's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
    You're so in love that you act insane
    And that's the way I loved you

    Breakin' down and comin' undone
    It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
    And I never knew I could feel that much
    And that's the way I loved you

    He can't see the smile I'm fakin'
    And my heart's not breakin'
    'Cause I'm not feelin' anything at all

    And you were wild and crazy
    Just so frustrating, intoxicating, complicated
    Got away by some mistake and now

    I'll be screamin' and fightin'
    And kissin' in the rain
    It's two a.m. and I'm cursin' your name
    I'm so in love that I acted insane
    And that's the way I loved you

    Breakin' down and comin' undone
    It's a roller-coaster kinda rush
    And I never knew I could feel that much
    And that's the way I loved you

    And that's the way I loved you
    I never knew I could feel that much
    And that's the way I loved you.
    Actually, It's i miss screaming and fightin blah blah blah

    It's about her going out with a guy that she thinks she should be in love with because he is so perfect and a total gent and that, but she misses her ex, who she had a rollercoaster relationship with, and they were fighting and also in love.
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    "When I'm done with you, you won't have a c**t left"
    Annotations Of An Autopsy - Sludge City

    and the worst thing is, it's always girls I see quoting it on facebook.
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    Yeah, dis one right here is for all them girls with dat booty meat
    Booty meat, booty meat, booty meat, booty meat

    Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
    Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
    Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
    Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

    Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
    Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
    Girl shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat
    Shake dat booty meat, dat booty meat

    Girl shake dat booty meat all up on me
    Soulja Boy up in this thang come an hang wit me
    I'm ya Ace Boon Coon, drink champagne wit me
    Take a bubble bath come an switch lanes wit me

    and so on and so forth...
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    (Original post by siani-chan)
    I've been Southampton but I never been to Scunthorpe... :awesome:

    Also:

    Poppin' bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
    When we drink we do it right gettin' slizzard
    Sippin' sizzurp in my ride, like Three 6
    Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6
    Like a G6, Like a G6
    Now I'm feelin' so fly like a G6


    Hell Yeaa
    Drink it up, drink-drink it up,
    When sober girls around me, they be actin' like they drunk
    They be actin like they drunk, actin'-actin' like they drunk
    When sober girls around me actin'-actin' like they drunk


    BAHAHA. :rofl:
    oi bruv thats a tuuuuuneeeee!

    anything by soulja boy is terrible :|
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    The ones I wrote for my 'band' when I was twelve AHA
    I find Taylor Swift lyrics really worrying, she's got a total passive-aggressive whore/madonna complex goin' on
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    Girls call me "Jolly Rancher" (Oh!) 'cos I stay so hard,
    You can suck me for a long time, Oh my God.


    From a song called Laffy Taffy or something like that.
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    "Come into your house, make love to your spouse, **** her in the mouth then I'm out!"- can't decide whether this is awful or awesome xD
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    "Ravenous! I will be be your god. Carniverous Jesus, I need your flesh!"

    Ravenous - Arch Enemy
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehcF_Hb82Bo

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

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    Pussy pussy.

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    Come here rude boy, boy can you get it up?
    Come here rude boy, boy is you big enough?

    Tell you what I want want want is what you want want want.
    Give it to me baby like boom boom boom.
    What I want want want is what you want want want.
    Naa naa...

    :facepalm:
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    'Young Money - I can make your bed rock'

    She got the good good
    she Michael Jackson bad
    Im attracted to her
    but her attractive ass
    but now were murders
    cause we kill time
    I knock her lights out
    but she still shine
    I hate to see her go
    but i love to watch her leave
    but i keep her running back and forth
    like a soccer team
    cold as a winter's day today
    hot as a summers eve
    young money thieves
    steal your heart with ease
    (Gudda Gudda)
    I like the way you walk it
    and if your walkin my way
    Im that red bull
    and lets fly away
    lets find a place
    with all kinds of space
    ill let you be the judge
    and im the the case
    im gudda gudda
    i putta hugga
    i see me with her
    no stevie wonder
    she wont ever wonder
    cause she knows she bad
    and i gotta *****
    grocery bag


    The most ridiculous piece of **** I've heard in my life, my ears bled. :'(
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    All summed up nicely by

    We watch the shows -- we watch the stars
    On videos for hours and hours
    We hardly need to use our ears
    How music changes through the years
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    (Original post by danadd9)
    I won't post it all, but:

    Aww ****
    Get your towels ready it's about to go down (yeah, shawty)
    Everybody in the place hit the ****in deck (yeah, shawty)
    But stay on your mother****in toes
    We runnin this, let's go


    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat (sailin on a boat)
    I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
    I'm on a boat
    Take a good hard look at the mother****in boat (boat, yeah)


    I'm on a boat mother****er take a look at me
    Straight floatin on a boat on the deep blue sea
    Bustin five knots, wind whippin at my coat
    You can't stop me mother****er cause I'm on a boat
    I'm sorry but that is the single greatest song I have ever heard. Played 114 times.
    But it is a parody after all loool.
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    SEXUAL CHOCOLATE BABY!!! :rofl:

    Alice In Chains - Real Thing
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    DANGER, DANGER, high VOLTAGE!!
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    Why don't you sit yourself down, and take a seat - some Nelly song
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    Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?


    Well, yeah. I probably would.
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    Drake in Rihanna's 'What's my Name?':

    I HEARD YOU GOOD WITH THEM SOFT LIPS
    YEAH YOU KNOW WORD OF MOUTH
    THE SQUARE ROOT OF 69 IS 8 SOMETHING
    CAUSE I'VE BEEN TRYING TO WORK IT OUT

    What the ****?
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    Switchfoot -Circles

    "Spinning out in circles
    In circles, in circles
    Spinning out in circles
    In circles, in circles
    In circles, in circles"

    Repeat ad nauseum
 
 
 
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