We're not mate, and I say this as an attractive British guy. Overall though we're in the bottom tier of countries in Europe. Still, we fair better than our ladyfolk in the international comparisons.
Having read all most of the posts in the thread, it seems that Brits in general suffer from a serious lack of confidence in their own country. I find this strange since the UK is a country that has contributed so much to the world (good and bad). However for a relatively small island in the North Sea, its relative soft and hard power is immense. Britain's cultural influence in the world is probably second only to the USA and this fact alone makes British men very attractive on the world scene. They may not be the most physically good looking in the world but I would argue this is less important to women when deciding who is an attractive man. Chav's aside and looking at university educated men in the UK, I think they are amongst the global cream of the crop.
One thing that has been apparent from this thread is the self loathing and very open lack of confidence that Brits seem to display openly. Very bizarre coming from one of the 'Premier League' countries of the world, I would understand this coming from a place like Moldova, Afghanistan, Uzbekistan or some other no hoper nation but not a country like Britain. We in Switzerland have a lot of respect for so much of what Britain has contributed to Europe and the world, for example I am using TSR and not another student room is because the UK has a first class higher education system.
Plus London is a shining beacon to the rest of the world of how a true cosmopolitan society can operate. No other city displays such ethnic harmony (including New York). This is something the Swiss struggle to achieve and is becoming a very important attribute in the increasingly globalised world. I believe London truly is the capital of the world.
British women on the other hand, are not so much good looking.
No offense, but on average they are quite ugly. No homos.