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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    My Dutch friend once sent me a giant package for my birthday so I've opened it all in front of my family. The last present was this cute hello kitty purse but I felt something inside of it, so I've opened it...

    And a 3 inch dildo flopped out. Cute.


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    Well, that's definitely one to tell the children...
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    My Dutch friend once sent me a giant package for my birthday so I've opened it all in front of my family. The last present was this cute hello kitty purse but I felt something inside of it, so I've opened it...

    And a 3 inch dildo flopped out. Cute.


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    On no. What did your family do lawl


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    (Original post by SaffronMarshalls)
    Well, that's definitely one to tell the children...
    I'll pass it down throughout the ages.


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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    I'll pass it down throughout the ages.


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    Yay! Fun for all the family!

    Literally.
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    I'll pass it down throughout the ages.


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    The dildo?
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    Not quite awkward more embarrassing but when I was 13 I broke my coccyx(tailbone). I was looking after my cousins who were 8 and 5 respectably whilst my parents and aunt were out. They loved bob the builder. So being the entertainer Im I decided to dress up as Bob with his vest and helmet all way to small since it was for kids younger then me. I was going round the house with them singing the theme song when we walked up the stairs and I fell down from a flight of stairs about 12 steps. The neighbour had to come round and call my aunt for me and that cut their day trip short. They found me dressed as bob in a crap ton of pain.

    Haven't lived it down.

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    (Original post by Shabalala)
    luckily my parents have never caught me doing anything sexual at all I have always been too careful.

    But something 1000* worse did happen. I was at my ex-girlfriends house her family (her Mum, Dad, older sister & younger brother) were all going out to Edinburgh for the day so we thought we had the house to ourselves anyway fast forward 20 minutes after they had left they walk back into the house seeing me on the sofa with their daughter between my legs right as I sprayed *** all over her face it was too late to stop by the time they walked in :eek: so it sprayed all over her face and neck and some onto the carpet from where she jumped up in shock. Her entire family just stood there for a second in shock then her mum piped up with "I forgot my purse" and they all left again.

    I almost got caught ****ing by my computer by my gran aswell, she is the busy body type that never knocks before entering but luckily I heard her footsteps outside the door so I quickly wiped my **** back into my jeans and just switched my computer off at the socket because I wouldn't have had time to close off the porn it was the fastest I have ever moved but when she came in she did wonder why I was sitting completley still beside my computer in the pitch black but I don't think she suspected anything thank **** that would have been horrible.
    That first one is American Pie material! It's gold!

    Nans are very savvy and good at hiding things in my experience- I wouldn't be surprised if she worked it out, not that I was there!
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    (Original post by anonymouse01)
    On no. What did your family do lawl


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    We all sat there awkwardly for a moment, then I picked it up, laughed, shoved it in the purse and went to my room.


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    (Original post by AtlasCanTakeIt)
    The dildo?
    Yes. :yep:


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    (Original post by Malevolent)
    Not quite awkward more embarrassing but when I was 13 I broke my coccyx(tailbone). I was looking after my cousins who were 8 and 5 respectably whilst my parents and aunt were out. They loved bob the builder. So being the entertainer Im I decided to dress up as Bob with his vest and helmet all way to small since it was for kids younger then me. I was going round the house with them singing the theme song when we walked up the stairs and I fell down from a flight of stairs about 12 steps. The neighbour had to come round and call my aunt for me and that cut their day trip short. They found me dressed as bob in a crap ton of pain.

    Haven't lived it down.

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    (insert joke about Bob the Builder and fixing a coccyx HERE)
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    (Original post by Rosasaurr)
    (insert joke about Bob the Builder and fixing a coccyx HERE)
    Nothing good came of it. I had to carry a pillow wherever I went. Embarrassing to say the least.

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    (Original post by Malevolent)
    Nothing good came of it. I had to carry a pillow wherever I went. Embarrassing to say the least.

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    oh ouch D: ah well - at least if there was a spontaneous pillow fight you'd have been prepared
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    (Original post by GeekChicc)
    Well I was masturbating one night and as you do, I took my pyjama bottoms off and when I was finished, I put them back on (but this was in the dark so I couldn't see what I was doing). Then in the morning I went downstairs for breakfast and both my mam and my dad had given me a funny look and I realised my pyjama bottoms were inside out... cringe
    I love the way the masturbation actually has nothing to do with it. Really the story is that you wore your pyjamas inside out. You just felt the need to mention the masturbation anyway
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    The stories on this thread are hilarious!
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    I shaved my pubes one day, i thought i cleared all the little hairs in the tube, evidently not my sister phoned my mum about it took a picture put it on fb and my girlfriend was come around on the same day.
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    (Original post by Shabalala)
    luckily my parents have never caught me doing anything sexual at all I have always been too careful.

    But something 1000* worse did happen. I was at my ex-girlfriends house her family (her Mum, Dad, older sister & younger brother) were all going out to Edinburgh for the day so we thought we had the house to ourselves anyway fast forward 20 minutes after they had left they walk back into the house seeing me on the sofa with their daughter between my legs right as I sprayed *** all over her face it was too late to stop by the time they walked in :eek: so it sprayed all over her face and neck and some onto the carpet from where she jumped up in shock. Her entire family just stood there for a second in shock then her mum piped up with "I forgot my purse" and they all left again.
    Did that actually happen? :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    The most embarrassing thing my parents/siblings walked in on me doing is watching a 10 minute long video of a Slow Loris eating a ball of rice on YouTube...I was in my room with the door open and apparently my Mum heard me laughing so she came over and saw me, so she called my Dad and 2 brothers without me realising so when I turn around, I see my whole family standing at my door looking at me with a grin on their face that said "What the actual **** are you watching!"

    Luckily nothing sexual or vastly embarrassing unlike some of these posts on this thread... :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    My Dutch friend once sent me a giant package for my birthday so I've opened it all in front of my family. The last present was this cute hello kitty purse but I felt something inside of it, so I've opened it...

    And a 3 inch dildo flopped out. Cute.


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    The Dutch eh? Gotta love them
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    (Original post by scrotgrot)
    The Dutch eh? Gotta love them
    :yep: 4 years later we're still best friends...haven't had any other presents quite like that though
 
 
 
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