Hey there! Sign in to join this conversationNew here? Join for free
x Turn on thread page Beta

Five Words to Ruin a Date watch

Announcements
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    Hitler was a good man
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by unprinted)
    Try advertising as a submissive woman on BDSM sites - you'll get plenty of wannabe doms who say that sort of thing.
    And probably getting themselves removed from said sites, given that consent is basically one of the biggest things in the BDSM scene, regardless of what E.L. James said.

    #fivewordstoruinadate Favourite book series? Fifty Shades!
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Milanikins)
    Hitler was a good man
    I'm growing a Hitler mustache... (especially if it's from a woman)
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by minimarshmallow)
    I'm growing a Hitler mustache... (especially if it's from a woman)
    I bet you'll look Adolfrable (I felt bad even typing this)
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    the other is even bigger
    Offline

    19
    ReputationRep:
    Are you gonna bang doe
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    "I didn't bring my wallet"
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    I am a serial killer.

    Table for three, please waiter.
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    My life is Sky Sports.
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    Get in the trunk now!
    • Community Assistant
    Offline

    19
    ReputationRep:
    Community Assistant
    (Original post by minimarshmallow)
    And probably getting themselves removed from said sites, given that consent is basically one of the biggest things in the BDSM scene
    You say that, but Fetlife won't do anything about people who ignore consent. The people behind probably the biggest BDSM porn empire have 'issues' that mean I wouldn't want anyone I know to perform there. The list of women in particular complaining about 'leading figures' ignoring consent is enormous. Etc etc etc.

    #fivewordstoruinadate Favourite book series? Fifty Shades!
    Ha!
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    Rohypnol ? I have terrible asthma.
    • TSR Support Team
    Offline

    19
    ReputationRep:
    TSR Support Team
    ''I am a Liverpool supporter''
    Offline

    3
    ReputationRep:
    'I want to rape you'
    Offline

    15
    ReputationRep:
    Want to see my PHD?

    PHD counts as one. True facts.
    Offline

    15
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Queen Cersei)
    Trending on Twitter but I think we can do better!

    Five words that would ruin a date for me?

    'I Hate Game of Thrones'

    :hand:
    Scream and I cut you.
    Offline

    15
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by Maccees)
    Want to see my PHD?

    PHD counts as one. True facts.
    But only if you pronounce it as Pa-Hud.
    Offline

    12
    ReputationRep:
    I already have a [boyfriend/girlfriend]*

    *Delete where appropriate?
    • Welcome Squad
    Offline

    13
    ReputationRep:
    Welcome Squad
    You can pay the bill
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    I am allergic to cats

 
 
 
Poll
Do you like carrot cake?
Useful resources
AtCTs

Ask the Community Team

Got a question about the site content or our moderation? Ask here.

Welcome Lounge

Welcome Lounge

We're a friendly bunch. Post here if you're new to TSR.

Groups associated with this forum:

View associated groups

The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

Write a reply...
Reply
Hide
Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.