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    My cousin has Asperger's and I know he finds it hard. I would suggest seeing someone for help to talk too about how you are feeling, lots of people do it so don't feel weird. Like other people have suggested go to clubs, maybe an art thing as you are amazing at art and you can meet other like minded people! I wish you luck! + Yes you are very handsome!
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    (Original post by FrankTeller1234)
    I'm actually an artist. It played somewhat of a role in my cosmetic surgery plan. Below are some examples of my work.

    Outside of art, I like to read philosophy and romance, watch anime and surf the internet.
    I don't know a huge amount about art but i think your work is really good. The colours fit really well if that makes sense. How did art play a role in your cosmetic surgery?


    Have you tried talking to people on anime forums etc to make friends online?
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    Dude, no homo, but your face is a chiseled piece of art.

    How does one replicate what you've done? I swear, if I looked like you I would rule the social world.

    Any advice on how to diet, exercise or whatever other method I could use to at least achieve a fraction of what you have?
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    (Original post by FrankTeller1234)
    People with physical deformities typically isolate themselves from society whilst physically attractive people typically lead thriving social lives.

    Despite being objectively good-looking relative to the average person, I have a non-existent social life, zero friends and no female company. Isolation is very depressing. Especially seeing your youth slip you by.
    why........??? dude your hot.......... girls don ignore you i know that for a fact (well girls you dont know)
    go to a club or sumat get drunk youll meet people... or are you just anxious around others?
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    (Original post by Princepieman)
    Dude, no homo, but your face is a chiseled piece of art.

    How does one replicate what you've done? I swear, if I looked like you I would rule the social world.

    Any advice on how to diet, exercise or whatever other method I could use to at least achieve a fraction of what you have?
    It's just a matter of identifying your physical flaws and fixing them. A lot of it is common sense... it's that carrying-out the necessary action is a real grind that has to be maintained over a large period of time.

    For example, for me, the things holding me back were:

    Skin: I had bad acne and I was horribly pale. I was able to cure the acne by putting up with a 6 month accutane cycle. I then used retin-a to get rid of acne scarring and smooth/tighten up my skin. Now that my skin is clear, I maintain it simply by drinking a lot of water, moisturizing, tanning and exfoliating.

    Underweight/Lanky: This is both the hardest and easiest task to overcome. Absolutely anyone can have a great body and building muscle/losing fat is an exact science in terms of nutrition/weight-training. But hardly anyone ever achieves the body they desire because they lack the commitment to do stick with it month after month, year after year. All the information is out there online.

    Basic things: I whitened my teeth, trained my neck to make it thicker, got jaw implants, brow filler, a hair-cut that suited me, dieted down to a low body-fat percentage and what-not.

    I suspect this was one of the few things that my asperger's actually helped with. It's very easy for me to do repetitive and monotonous things if I know they are serving a purpose and are guaranteed to yield results.
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    The drawing of the couples shagging is really good. Maybe you are too short or feminine looking but I wouln't have any good advice as a fellow non successful with women tsr person.
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    OP you are super hot. I wanna do crazy things to you.

    Maybe you just need some confidence.
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    Why do you have no friends?
    If you had to choose any celebrity to be your best friend who would you pick and why?
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    Have you ever sat in a freezer?

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    I'd bang if I were a girl.
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    Damn man, you iz hot.

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    Fairly simple mate, go out more and instead of feeling sorry for your life actually spend time with other people. Want girls? Go to a club and start approaching them. Want friends? Start conversing with people at your gym, or go to some sort of society where you feel you'll be part of. Surely there is somewhere where you can meet others!

    I'm sorry to be harsh, but you can't possibly expect everything to be brought before you on its own. If you want something, you have to claim it yourself. That's life - that's how it's been and how it'll be. Good looks, no matter how helpful in most circumstances, are not the determining factor of everything.

    Now go and enjoy your life before it's too late.
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    (Original post by Anon_98)
    Do you like Taylor swift¿
    How many Taylor swift songs do you know?
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    Oh my hahaha :rofl:

    (That almost made me spill my water on my previous mac Anon!!!)
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    (Original post by *Stefan*)
    Oh my hahaha :rofl:

    (That almost made me spill my water on my previous mac Anon!!!)
    XD Oh no. >.< I'd hate to have been the cause of any water damage, glad it was only an "almost".

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    (Original post by Anon_98)
    XD Oh no. >.< I'd hate to have been the cause of any water damage, glad it was only an "almost".

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    Did you actually write all those questions on your own though?
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    (Original post by *Stefan*)
    Did you actually write all those questions on your own though?
    Yes, ofc I did. XD Why do you ask?

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    (Original post by Anon_98)
    Yes, ofc I did. XD Why do you ask?

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    Because it's too long and diverse lol

    I'm impressed (here's hoping he's gonna answer them...)
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    (Original post by GlitterandGold-x)
    Have you tried going to a club and chatting up girls there? You can always say your mate left with a girl if asked why you're on your own.
    You're very good looking.
    I have a similar issue that I don't really know how to speak with people personally, especially girls, so when I go to a club I can never approach girls because I have no idea what to say.
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    (Original post by *Stefan*)
    Because it's too long and diverse lol

    I'm impressed (here's hoping he's gonna answer them...)
    Oh I see aha. :awesome:

    Well, thanks¡ :teehee: (Oh mhm xD...I mean, it may take him some time but my 8 gem rep once he's completed it will obviously make it worth his while. )

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    OP, are you desperately trying to have sex for the first time or are you not too worried about it?
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    (Original post by Anon_98)
    Oh I see aha. :awesome:

    Well, thanks¡ :teehee: (Oh mhm xD...I mean, it may take him some time but my 8 gem rep once he's completed it will obviously make it worth his while. )

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    I'll fortify your incentive by adding 8 reps as well
 
 
 
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