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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    You can keep it, I don't think I feel like squirting BLOOD anytime soon. :cry2:
    She was only a petite little chinese gal, bless her
    (ok I'm starting to sound rather creepy now)

    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    No you mean Mac, Estee Lauder, Chanel, Lancome, Dior etc

    It is an untouched vagina we are speaking about
    How about I buy you some Asda-brand sparkly eyeshadow?
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    (Original post by Shannon.SS)
    He looked like my dad.
    Because, well, it was my dad.
    Wow. I am so sorry to hear that. You should report this to the police, if you were young when he did that to you. Your dad is a pedophile on a statutory rape charge.
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    (Original post by Wired_1800)
    Do girls really like ass that much. I thought it was a man's thing.
    There are loads of girls out there who are ass girls. I'm an ass person in general
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    Lol so am I screwed because I'm a few inches below 6ft?
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    There are loads of girls out there who are ass girls. I'm an ass person in general
    Okay cool. some dudes need to do squats then.
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    (Original post by RobML)
    She was only a petite little chinese gal, bless her
    (ok I'm starting to sound rather creepy now)



    How about I buy you some Asda-brand sparkly eyeshadow?
    That works see you tomorrow, pick me up after school, I'll wear my plaid skirt for you
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    Blonde, blue/green eyes 5,6, nice teeth a little pudgy/succulent, cracking set of jugs (About a stone overweight). Still with the little pudgster to this day
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    That works see you tomorrow, pick me up after school, I'll wear my plaid skirt for you
    I'll treat you to a Maccie's drive through bby
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Lol so am I screwed because I'm a few inches below 6ft?
    Go to the gym and grow massive muscles. People will not consider your height.
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    (Original post by RobML)
    I'll treat you to a Maccie's drive through bby
    Happy meal pls
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    5'8, long mousy brown hair, green eyes. What he didnt have with height, he certainly made up with girth so it was 10 times as painful and rough as hell. But fun though. Still fun. ;D
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Happy meal pls
    always a happy meal for me speshul pwincess xox
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Wow, she was quite the pineapple Sassy too, I like her!
    Well she's dead now, she was put in a blender to make Pineapple juice... I smiled as I watched her die...

    http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploa...augh-X-Men.gif
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    (Original post by RobML)
    always a happy meal for me speshul pwincess xox
    Thanks daddy :flutter:
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    (Original post by John55)
    Well she's dead now, she was put in a blender to make Pineapple juice... I smiled as I watched her die...

    http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploa...augh-X-Men.gif
    That is actually the scariest laugh I have ever seen in my life.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Thanks daddy :flutter:
    You have weird fantasies...
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    There are loads of girls out there who are ass girls. I'm an ass person in general
    I have a very feminine butt; how's that?
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    (Original post by RobML)
    You have weird fantasies...
    :cry2: I was just playing along, I'm innocent OKAY ?!!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    :cry2: I was just playing along, I'm innocent OKAY ?!!
    I bet though, if you do meet a guy that looks like your dad, you'll be attracted to him according to Freudian shiz.

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    (Original post by AmazingArry)
    I bet though

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    I am!
 
 
 
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