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    Um hello all...
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    (Original post by asif007)
    Who said anything about adult movies? I was talking about her Bollywood films - she should have won an award for Mastizaade
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    Lol jk, ofc I've seen her adult films. That's why I call it being a "British desi", not a haraamzaada

    Someone seems very dry but still wet
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    I guess the thirst may still be real after all
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    Listen up peepz so you know who you're dealin': (totally did not steal from Don btw)

    Final Fantasy ka intezar to gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hain, lekin ek baat samajh lo, Final Fantasy ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hain. :cool:

    Final Fantasy ko Jungli billiyan bahut pasand hai... :sexface:

    Final Fantasy ke dushman ki sabse badi galti yeh hai, ki woh Final Fantasy ka dushman hai. :afraid:
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    (Original post by Final Fantasy)
    Listen up peepz so you know who you're dealin': (totally did not steal from Don btw)

    Final Fantasy ka intezar to gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hain, lekin ek baat samajh lo, Final Fantasy ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hain. :cool:
    Should've made it "Final Fantasy ka intezaar to gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hain aur baarweh mulq se already baat chal rahi hai" :lol:

    I didn't steal that from "Partner" :innocent:
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    (Original post by OGGUS)
    Someone seems very dry but still wet
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    I guess the thirst may still be real after all
    No idea what you're chatting about fam
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    Let me go make thread only for whites
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    (Original post by asif007)
    Lol, you're right - poking fun at someone who gets worked up over these things is just too entertaining

    Damn right bro, ain't no-one sexier than these Bollywood actresses. Amy Jackson and Parineeti Chopra - the things I would do to them... :coma:
    Deepika Padukone and Jacqueline Fernandez are something else tho :coma:
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    Deepika Padukone and Jacqueline Fernandez are something else tho :coma:
    They sure are! Add Alia Bhatt and Shraddha Kapoor to that list too

    Word of advice: the best time to touch Jacqueline Fernandez on the shoulder is not when her spotgirl is standing right there giving you evils, lol. Get her alone in your own Bollywood scene and then you can put your hands all over her like Salman and Akshay do, haha.
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    Let me go make thread only for whites
    Why are you so salty about brown people? Nowhere has Indeterminate said this chat thread is exclusive to desi people only. We get told off and carded for speaking our own language on other threads so this is one way we can speak freely. The CT haven't deleted the thread yet so why do you have a problem?
    And even if someone did make an English Anglo-Saxon heritage thread there's nothing wrong with that either. As a long it doesn't violate TSR rules we can talk about most things here.
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    (Original post by RobML)
    Every thread on this forum is a desi chat thread :lol:
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    :lol:

    Soooo true! Wana become a desi?
    Rob doesn't want to be a desi, but I still have his profile ready on shaadi.com should he want an Indian wife :lol:
    (Original post by junayd1998)
    Desi a person of Indian, Pakistani or Bangladeshi birth or descent. Sorry he cant lmao :aetsch:
    Well, what if they grew up in those countries, knew about the culture followed parts of it and spoke the language fluently. If they do that better than most British Asians then they are more desi than them are they not? I mean, that's like saying anyone who is not White-British can't call themselves British because they aren't of British descent.
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    7 pages already, why am I not surprised. :lol:

    Thanks for this Bhaiyya. It had to be done.

    Aap sab kaisen hain?
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    Ey chal party sharty karuya chal

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    7 pages already, why am I not surprised. :lol:Thanks for this Bhaiyya. It had to be done. Aap sab kaisen hain?
    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Rob doesn't want to be a desi, but I still have his profile ready on shaadi.com should he want an Indian wife :lol:Well, what if they grew up in those countries, knew about the culture followed parts of it and spoke the language fluently. If they do that better than most British Asians then they are more desi than them are they not? I mean, that's like saying anyone who is not White-British can't call themselves British because they aren't of British descent.
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    No idea what you're chatting about fam
    (Original post by nucdev)
    Should've made it "Final Fantasy ka intezaar to gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hain aur baarweh mulq se already baat chal rahi hai" :lol:I didn't steal that from "Partner" :innocent::lol:
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    Listen up peepz so you know who you're dealin': (totally did not steal from Don btw)Final Fantasy ka intezar to gyarah mulkon ki police kar rahi hain, lekin ek baat samajh lo, Final Fantasy ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin, naamumkin hain. :cool:Final Fantasy ko Jungli billiyan bahut pasand hai... :sexface:Final Fantasy ke dushman ki sabse badi galti yeh hai, ki woh Final Fantasy ka dushman hai. :afraid:
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    (Original post by undercxver)
    7 pages already, why am I not surprised. :lol:

    Thanks for this Bhaiyya. It had to be done.

    Aap sab kaisen hain?
    Ey chikne kya kar rahi he tu re?
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    XxKingSniprxX you can join us here too if you like?

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    Ey chal party sharty karuya chal
    Aaj ki partyyy mere taraf se! :dance:

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    Ey chikne kya kar rahi he tu re?
    I'm only 8. :afraid:

    I'd like to know who's behind this username. :holmes:
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    (Original post by undercxver)
    XxKingSniprxX you can join us here too if you like?



    Aaj ki partyyy mere taraf se! :dance:



    I'm only 8. :afraid:

    I'd like to know who's behind this username. :holmes:
    Phele tera photo to dikha phir me kon hoo wo bataoonga. Uske saath tera number bhi dede.
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    (Original post by undercxver)
    7 pages already, why am I not surprised. :lol:
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    Thanks for this Bhaiyya. It had to be done.
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    Yes, absolutely!

    Aap sab kaisen hain?
    Hum teek hain, shukriya Aur aap? Aapne billi nahin li ab tak? :lol:
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    Salam bhaiyo and beheno😂
    This thread seems fun😂

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    (Original post by Tiktok0)
    Phele tera photo to dikha phir me kon hoo wo bataoonga. Uske saath tera number bhi dede.
    1-212-660-2245 :kiss:

    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    Yes, absolutely! Hum teek hain, shukriya Aur aap? Aapne billi nahin li ab tak?
    Mein bhi theek hoon. Bus garmi bohoth ho rahi hai. :cry:Meri ami billi paal ne nahi deti. :bawling:
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    (Original post by Bham369)
    Um hello all...
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    Welcome to the madhouse
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Novices? You calling me a novice?
    Yes.
    The British government don't take on Asians anymore! Too many threats
    LOL, I'm sure they take on non-Muslims with the kind of access that I have.
    Teri
    No, really, it's meri*. Trust me.
    Nooooo it wouldn't because then who would I flirt with
    The dozen other people besides me who you've promised to marry?
    Loool you are not a grown up :rofl:
    I'm 19. :hand:
    You lick the edge and get it nice and wet and then with your fingers, slowly pat it down it can get sticky :teehee:
    Go and pray Isha, besharam. :lol:
 
 
 
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