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I read that whilst sitting her on my bed at 1:25am shoving twiglets in my mouth (3 at once) and chewing in an extremely unladylike manner, my hair has far to many knots to comb out so I have unleashed it from my hair tie and it is waving around infront of a fan resembling a wooly mammoth. I look repulsive, I almost spat my twiglets on my screen reading that. :rofl::rofl: Trust me, I'm nobodies dream. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
I think Missy Holmes is a dream wrapped up in a nightmare, and I doubt all but mankind's greatest are worthy of witnessing her undress, so to speak :mmm:
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(Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
You are my dream. :daydreaming:
As you are mine :flutter:

(Original post by RobML)
I think Missy Holmes is a dream wrapped up in a nightmare, and I doubt all but mankind's greatest are worthy of witnessing her undress, so to speak :mmm:
No, no don't talk about undressing (:ahhhhh:), I just ate a packet of twiglets past midnight!

But thanks anyway Robertoooo
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I'm just so bored with life at the moment I feel like I have no purposewhat do you think?
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(Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
As you are mine :flutter:



No, no don't talk about undressing (:ahhhhh:), I just ate a packet of twiglets past midnight!

But thanks anyway Robertoooo
It was a metaphorical undressing, don't panic!
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(Original post by FortuneTelIer)
you get....
very...


very....


RICH :ahee:
how rich as
is in I should call my emerald dealer
a Rolex showroom
or the Bentley dealership
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(Original post by RobML)
It was a metaphorical undressing, don't panic!
TheonlyMrsHolmes is mine, don't flirt with my girl tyvm. :sigh:
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(Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
TheonlyMrsHolmes is mine, don't flirt with my girl tyvm. :sigh:
u a lesbo or summit fam
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After noticing how absolutely beautiful and gorgeous you look the man of your dreams swoops you off your feet and invites you for a dance :poke:

whilst twirling elegantly on the floor an acting/dancing company notices you and hires you ON THE SPOT!!!!


you spend the rest of your life bathed in riches and more importantly, love :love:
well
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See any cookies in my future?
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You travel to hong kong and become the greatest oriental artist the world has ever seen :pierre:

oh and you get some free spotify premium as company policy
:rofl: free Spotify premium omg :rofl:
I'm so blessed
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Last but by certainly no means least :lovehug:
After attending the awards with Deyesy (you also won lots of prizes because you are so fabulous :lovehug:) your bf proposes to you and you move into your flat never to be parted again.
you eat soup all the time and have the tudors on repeat constantly :moon:
your life is fantastic and well deserved because you are such a lovely inspirational person <3
Aw, you're the sweetest. :hugs:
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Please
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After your stirling effort with the GCSE countdown thread last year Puddles the Monkey decides to hire you as the next CT member to replace her when she goes to Birmingham.
You step proudly into the shoes after your amazing AS results. Afterwards with such a prestigious position on your CV you decide to run for prime minister :woo:

You get elected in 2025 :ahee:
Yaaaaaaay! Thank you!

I'll be sure to stay in Puddles the Monkey's good books :ahee:
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Yaaaaaaay! Thank you!

I'll be sure to stay in Puddles the Monkey's good books :ahee:


:lol:
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So i'm rather bored (as you might be able to tell ) and TSR is down in the dumps and slow and loads of people have left so i have taken it upon myself to cheer up some of the community (those that post below :smug:) by telling you your positive future fortunes :gah:


Fire away :shoot:
Not really interested in a fortune telling but can I have your crystal ball?
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Shoot :smug:
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Please tell me my fortune, fortune teller :adore:
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Will I get into uni ?
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Fortune Teller


Do what your name suggests you do.
Spoiler:
Show
Will i get into uni?
Will my website be the best ever?
Will my books get published?
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Anything ?!?
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