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The fibs your teacher told you in school [golden thread]

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    'Back at my last school, a pupil swung on their chair, fell off and cracked his head open' For some reason, every teacher seemed to have witnessed this
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    Everything in RE.
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    When we would play heads down thumbs up and I would never get picked to be on and my teacher would say 'don't worry you can be on next lesson' but I never was.
    oh yh trust or they would be like everyone remember these are the people who were on and then next time around 5 random people would be picked again like K.
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    (Original post by fefssdf)
    oh yh trust or they would be like everyone remember these are the people who were on and then next time around 5 random people would be picked again like K.
    Lmao ikr I would even remind her and she would be like 'well this is a new game' and I would just be like 'Oml you're the one who said' and just like 'Yano just get on with it' 😂
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    Lmao ikr I would even remind her and she would be like 'well this is a new game' and I would just be like 'Oml you're the one who said' and just like 'Yano just get on with it' 😂
    swear to god primary teachers are the worst with their lies... just cause we can't add up doesnt mean we have no memory
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    (Original post by Hollyht)
    We wouldn't be tested on the structure of 2,4-dnp in our chemistry exam (still not over that)


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    (Original post by fefssdf)
    swear to god primary teachers are the worst with their lies... just cause we can't add up doesnt mean we have no memory
    Lmao 😂 Trust me and even though this ain't a lie it's so funny when you remember how they would say 'good morning girls and boys' in that singsong voice loool ☺️😊💖
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    Lmao 😂 Trust me and even though this ain't a lie it's so funny when you remember how they would say 'good morning girls and boys' in that singsong voice loool ☺️😊💖
    shhhhhh my god yes and then you would say ' Good morning mrs XXXXX ' and then ' good morning everyone ' but it was like in a slow-mo effect lmao
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    (Original post by fefssdf)
    shhhhhh my god yes and then you would say ' Good morning mrs XXXXX ' and then ' good morning everyone ' but it was like in a slow-mo effect lmao
    Lmao init 😂
    I relive it all the time cuz it's so funny haha 💖
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ILsBmRUF4sA
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    Lmao init 😂
    I relive it all the time cuz it's so funny haha 💖
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ILsBmRUF4sA
    ayyyyyy didn't think I'd stumble across a joe weller fan on here ; this is one of his funniest videos along with the one about different types of exam inviger alligators lmao #buxtonarmy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSFf_Hpv7uE
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    "If you don't go to your detention you will have a Saturday one"
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    (Original post by fefssdf)
    ayyyyyy didn't think I'd stumble across a joe weller fan on here ; this is one of his funniest videos along with the one about different types of exam inviger alligators lmao #buxtonarmy

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSFf_Hpv7uE
    Ohh yah init tht ones funny as freckk 😂 Watching it right now lol but they're so good cuz they're relatable 👍🏼
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    Ohh yah init tht ones funny as freckk 😂 Watching it right now lol but they're so good cuz they're relatable 👍🏼
    so good watching them again cause you forget half of the things he mentions but yh my god the thing now about people chucking tissue paper onto the toilets ceiling lmao cause i remover seeing them bits of soggy paper on the ceiling but never had the guts to chuck it up there myself lmao

    the thing about the lie detector rubber is news to me but i wish people at my school did that as that would've been a quality source of entertainment !
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    (Original post by fefssdf)
    so good watching them again cause you forget half of the things he mentions but yh my god the thing now about people chucking tissue paper onto the toilets ceiling lmao cause i remover seeing them bits of soggy paper on the ceiling but never had the guts to chuck it up there myself lmao
    Lol I did that 😂 And I used to chuck dripping wet paper towels into my friends toilet cubicle went she was doing her business 😂 And loool 😜
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    (Original post by Reachin4TheStars)
    Lol I did that 😂 And I used to chuck dripping wet paper towels into my friends toilet cubicle went she was doing her business 😂 And loool 😜
    hahahah you absolute nutter ! but omg i just remember how at school they had the tv that was on wheels that the teachers would come wheeling in and everyone would go mental and then they'd make us watch some show about WW2 evacuees lmao
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    (Original post by Stxlla_j10)
    "If you don't go to your detention you will have a Saturday one"
    or even better in year 7 i got threatened with detention for drawing on a white board during a maths lesson and i started crying in the lesson but she never gave me the letter so i survived but i did end up getting detention during year 11 cause in graphics i forgot to bring in my homework lol #badass
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    RE Teacher - You should love this subject because the exam is easy. You're showing the examiner all of the stuff you've learnt this year!
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    (Original post by junayd1998)
    When they tell you to stop rocking on your chair because " they knew someone who cracked their head open doing it" no you didn't boss.
    I feel like this is a universal lie that has been going on for hundreds of years

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    That the world is our oyster :'(
    #thecakeisalie
    The cake can be a reality if you really believe!

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    (Original post by Petrifiedcat)
    In physics, our teacher told us there was going to be an eclipse and if we wanted to see it, we would have to work in silence and he would take us outside to see it for ourselves.At the end of the lesson, he just turned the lights out and that was the 'eclipse' we had all been waiting for..
    Bare-faced lies! :rofl:


    (Original post by AndrewSCO)
    This isn't a generic, cliched thing but it's funny. An English teacher from our school was suspended after he told the class he was just going to nip along to the photocopier but instead returned to the school 2 hours later with a new suit, a haircut and drunk :laugh:
    omg! :teehee:
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    In PE, if we tried really hard we would get a maccies lol.
    Never happened.
 
 
 
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