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When was the last time you had sex?

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    (Original post by Bros R Us)
    I'm 19 and the last time I had sex was when I pulled out of my mother 19 years ago.
    Jesus :rofl: :rofl:
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    "Dyeing one’s hair black" wat

    "Having intercourse with one's wife in her rectum" :rofl: :toofunny: the wording tho
    Hahaha yeah, it says you cannot dye it black unless you had black hair to begin with.

    lmao, I guess we're all going to Jahanam m8 :indiff: See you there

    orly, how pure are you? :hmmm:
    See you in jahanam. I have never even kissed anyone, let alone done any stuff. I drink a little bit with family but that's it.

    thanks, I'd like to thank my mum, whom of which this would not be possible without
    :toofunny:
    Laku noć
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    Last Sunday boooooooooooooooooooooi
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Hahaha yeah, it says you cannot dye it black unless you had black hair to begin with.


    See you in jahanam. I have never even kissed anyone, let alone done any stuff. I drink a little bit with family but that's it.


    :toofunny:
    Laku noć

    Lmaooooooooooo ayyyy you're learning

    Laku noc! :jumphug:
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Hahaha yeah, it says you cannot dye it black unless you had black hair to begin with.


    See you in jahanam. I have never even kissed anyone, let alone done any stuff. I drink a little bit with family but that's it.


    :toofunny:
    Laku noć
    wow mashallah sister :laugh:
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    like yesterday :lol:
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    (Original post by 571122)
    It's been eight years for me, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhh hh eiiiiiiiiiiiight freakingggggggggggg yeaaaaaaaaaaaarsssssssssssssssss ! This is tormenting. I need to get back in the game sometime soon!
    8 years!
    WTF?
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    (Original post by ODES_PDES)
    8 years!
    WTF?
    You must think it's easy to get girls eh?
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    (Original post by 571122)
    You must think it's easy to get girls eh?
    It s easy when ur a normal guy lol

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    (Original post by Angry Bird)
    wow mashallah sister :laugh:
    I'm not Muslim
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    Sunday night
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    june, I think. way too long ago. total BS, right? my friends I live with (2 at least) have pulled already (since freshers) so the lucky ladies come around to see them about once a week now, but what about me? what about me, guys? such ********. it's usually *me* who pulls. utterly ridiculous.
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    I'm not Muslim
    still more mashallable than some of the hoejabis you see these days
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    (Original post by Angry Bird)
    still more mashallable than some of the hoejabis you see these days
    Thank you bhai (guessing you're Asian, soz if you're not)

    Hoejabi :toofunny:

    TheBBQ knew a Saudi girl at Uni who slept with so many guys, then went back home an acted all religious :rofl:
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    Thank you bhai (guessing you're Asian, soz if you're not)

    Hoejabi :toofunny:

    TheBBQ knew a Saudi girl at Uni who slept with so many guys, then went back home an acted all religious :rofl:
    A-man must've slept with her too.
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    (Original post by undercxver)
    A-man must've slept with her too.
    PRSOM! :rofl:
    I wanted to rep you!

    And lol, he probably did :lol:
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    PRSOM! :rofl:
    I wanted to rep you!

    And lol, he probably did :lol:
    Lol its f999

    Leave him a VM, he doesn't seem to get many. :ninja:
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    (Original post by undercxver)
    Lol its f999

    Leave him a VM, he doesn't seem to get many. :ninja:
    I guess you two still have your arguments in the GC :lol:
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    (Original post by 571122)
    What is your reasoning behind that?
    Have you seen the people on this website?
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    (Original post by Eternalflames)
    I guess you two still have your arguments in the GC :lol:
    He left lmaooo. I bet its cos he was tired of the bullying. :toofunny:

    Anyways he said it was for some other reason lolll yeah right.

    Tiny dik problems.
 
 
 
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