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    (Original post by Raheem786)
    Why did I imagine you said the last two words in a supremely posh voice?


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    Well, I go to a private school so of course such a despicable crime as this would be treated with the utmost of seriousness.
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    (Original post by tarazzle)
    Art teacher sacked for taking sixth formers to a strip club on an Art trip to Amsterdam.
    • Two Year 8's taking Viagra in the toilets and getting caught (not sure how they got caught but erm...it was probably rather obvious).
    • Teacher slammed a pupil's finger in a door deliberately and resigned.
    I remember this happening at my school! You didn't go to school in Bicester by any chance did you?
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    (Original post by NoSpeakNewSpeak)
    I've been to 6 schools but there was nothing really that scandalous at any of them. A few "teacher-teacher affairs", a few "teacher-student" affairs, some sixth formers expelled for having sex at school, a year 7 had sex with a year 11 on a camping trip, some kids trying to sell weed, boy tried to start a farm on the school site etc. Nothing that hasn't already been mentioned on here...

    At my cousins school on the other hand...

    - Girl somehow got hold of a teachers bank account details and blackmailed him out of thousands of pounds. (And for some reason this was never reported to the police!)
    - Another Girl claimed to be pregnant by her teacher. She wasn't it turned out. But it caused a huge cafuffle involving the police. Turned out the guy hadn't even touched her.
    - Apparently the goths tried to start a cult where they drank blood. One Dad had to pay a newspaper not to write about it.
    - Probably the worst was that a little year 7 was blindfolded and tied upside down from the roof of the school (which is 4 floor high!)
    Standard... :rofl:
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    (Original post by riotgrrl)
    Standard... :rofl:
    Haha. He was strange kid. It was a boarding school and he used to sneak all these animals (usually stray cats) into his dorm and no matter how many times the school told him "no!" he still did it. Apparently he had 5 kittens in his room at one point. But yeah, when he actually tried to start a farm (even to the extent that he ordered sheep!) they had to call in the parents. Other than that though he was a really great kid and he never really got in trouble. Unsurprisingly he wants to be a vet...

    My school is strange though. Its perfectly acceptable (well according to the school rules...apparently only 1 guy about 12 years ago actually did it) for the head boy (and only the head boy) to grow a gandalf-esque beard and own a goat....
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    I went to Frodsham Technology College (which was a secondary school so no idea why it's called that....). The school is gone now so who gives one about posting the name of it.

    This happened between 03-08 when I was there:

    1. On the induction day for year 6 students to visit and spend a whole day there, some year 11 students decided to riot. Ambulances, Police, everything.

    2. I got beat up twice in 2 days by some little midget kid who hated me.

    3. Somebody **** in the boy's toilet sink. Repeatedly.

    4. Somebody threw an (open) bottle of piss at me.

    5. My very fat English teacher had a skidmark down the back of her skirt. She wore the skirt for 3 days.

    6. Somebody sanded their fingers off with a disc sanding machine. Didn't come back.

    7. Somebody threw a chair at another student. He later threw a massive maths book at the same guy.

    8. Rat infestation. During the assembly proclaiming the rats were gone and we could eat from the canteen again, a rat ran down the middle of the hall. Screaming ensued.

    9. Alcoholic maths teacher. Often seen outside the pub nearest the school before the students were supposed to have left school at half 3.

    10. Made our IT teacher cry by repeatedly calling him "fanny head". To be fair, he bullied students and gave me an after school detention because he hated me. What a complete ****er.

    11. A cat got a bird and beheaded it and left the remains on our yard. My friend dragged his bag through the remains and was then known as "bird-bag Mark" :laugh:

    12. Same lad had a Gameboy Advance thrown at him and it broke his arm. No joke. I remember the scream.

    13. My French teacher was called Mr. Bond.

    14. RE teacher did the "drop a pen in front of girls and pick it up and look up their skirts" trick. Claimed to be an ex Marine but was the biggest fanny ever.

    15. Girl in year 8 took photos of herself in very few clothes and then the photos went round everywhere.

    Some other things happened at a few other local schools.

    At my brother's school his form tutor put stuff on the projector, thought he'd frozen the projector, and went on child porn while teaching a class of year 7s. He ran out leaving a class of terrified kids to be arrested and sent to prison.

    A foreign exchange student from China was gangraped in the toilets while he was there. She went back to China very soon after.

    A girl was being chased by bullies and ran across a busy road to get away. Bus came along at 45mph... you can see how that ended. Link The official report said she ran out because she didn't look but everybody knows she was a target for bullies. An ex of mine was one of the bullies (didn't find out till later). Tramp.
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    Lad got a *******s out and put it on the table, his mate whacked it.
    Boy expelled for getting them out. Other faced charges by the police for whacking the nutt.
    Lads now missing a nut and the other lives far away now.
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    (Original post by SnoochToTheBooch)
    well what the hell, if you're gonna **** a kid, you might as well do it in a place of worship.
    It was a catholic school and this caused issues because the priest was the one who caught them when he walked in
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    A girl was caught f*****ing in class when a puddle gathered around her! She was immediately expelled!
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    (Original post by calumsteele1)
    ok last comment i promise;
    this chaps girl friend turned out to be a dog, like a literal dog ... made the papers and everything :O :lulwot:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...s-pet-dog.html

    he came in the day after his trial aswell, everyone kept barking at him so eventually he was sent down for his own safety :rolleye:
    hahahahahaha that link

    "he had full sex with one pet, while another watched"

    hahahahahaahahahahaa!!!!!!!!!!
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    (Original post by ******er)
    A girl was caught f*****ing in class when a puddle gathered around her! She was immediately expelled!
    BULLS**T
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    An english teacher at my school was found beating away on one of his student's pork sausage on our English trip to Nottingham Playhouse. He also supposedly sat on the student's finger during class once, caausing considerable penetration. It goes without saying that he was sacked!
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    95% of stories on this thread are made up. FAHHHCCCCTTTT!!
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    (Original post by Kyle~)
    95% of stories on this thread are made up. FAHHHCCCCTTTT!!
    that's what I think too!

    Not one of this crap has ever happened in my school! Totally disgusting to the core, yuck!

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    (Original post by DZJX)
    I wasnt scandalous it was just disgusting - Some one in the toilets smeared **** all over one of the cubicles and the cleaners refused to clean it lol so we had a big assembally and the head teacher swore he was going to find out who did it and to come forward if you saw anything suspicious that day lol, he never found out who it was.
    LOL that happened in my school this summer hahahahha, we had an assembly as well... there are still brown marks on the cubicle wall
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    Another girl in my school got finger blasted during her time of the month, the result was an absolute blood bath in the corridor with pictures all over facebook
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    Someone from my school was convicted of murder a few years after leaving. Pretty scandalous, I'd say. (Sadly I'm not joking).
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    (Original post by DZJX)
    At least she probably knows how to spell the word know.
    sorri mum
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    (Original post by rat123)
    An english teacher at my school was found beating away on one of his student's pork sausage on our English trip to Nottingham Playhouse. He also supposedly sat on the student's finger during class once, caausing considerable penetration. It goes without saying that he was sacked!
    Same thing happened at my school expect the english teacher when he got of the finger c****d on the front row's faces. It wasnt pretty
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    This makes my school sound like heaven! But seriously how did this all happen?
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    A teacher posted photos of themselves on FB with just a mankini and covering certain areas behind trees and stuff because that is their 'secret' second job which they do in their free time.... I don't think they ever thought a school kid might search them on on FB and then stick their 'modeling' pictures around school...

    Safe to say this teacher did not stay at the school for much longer...


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