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    Im so bored and i cant sleep

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    (Original post by John55)
    So I went to the local shop, as you do, to buy some sweets, I asked the shop keeper for some randoms, he smirked before throwing a dice onto the floor, the dice landed on four, then he punched me in the face four times... I then told him I prefer Rowntrees, so he took me outside, tied me to a tree, and roundhouse kicked me...
    This is where I declare my love for you Mr Lemon

    I <3 You
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Family comedy kinda thing, it's ok!

    I willllll! Although, I'm gonna do a you, and do some work now And by the way, SLEEP!!!
    Hahaha do some work and thatll send you straight to sleep

    And I will... Hopefully soon
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    yes! Just realised it's Saturday and the takeaways are open until about 4am. Food time soon!
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    This is where I declare my love for you Mr Lemon

    I <3 You

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    (Original post by John55)

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    How do talking lemons reproduce?

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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    How do talking lemons reproduce?

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    I don't know, I'm a virgin .
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    (Original post by John55)
    I don't know, I'm a virgin .
    I think you just have to spread seeds by animals eating the tree's fruit. In this case that's you, the lemon, you're the fruit. So that means you have to die to reproduce. I'm an animal and I have to eat you. Alive.

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    Is 'sample' a real word? I've read/written it some many times I'm no longer sure..
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    gah, default anon is stupidly annoying
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    5.49"

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    ^^^ me
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    (Original post by Perfectly_Imperfect)
    ^^^ me
    Time you woke up?

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    Time you woke up?

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    Nope, been awake since about 8pm. Still have multiple chapters to write, maybe 5-10K words by this time tomorrow. yay, procrastination
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    omg. please.. there must be a way to stop the default anon? surely?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Nope, been awake since about 8pm. Still have multiple chapters to write, maybe 5-10K words by this time tomorrow. yay, procrastination
    Good luck then. I'll remember to not procrastinate in the future.

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    omg. please.. there must be a way to stop the default anon? surely?
    Default? I'm guessing you're using a website or something.

    Get yourself app on ios or android. (no anon function as far as I'm aware)

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    (Original post by Impressive)
    Good luck then. I'll remember to not procrastinate in the future.



    Default? I'm guessing you're using a website or something.

    Get yourself app on ios or android. (no anon function as far as I'm aware)

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    Thanks

    I accidentally posted anon on the thread the other day so now both my laptop and phone automatically tick the anon box, and I keep forgetting to untick it
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    (Original post by John55)
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    I don't know, I'm a virgin .
    Virgin? The lemon hasn't penetrated anyone? :shock:
 
 
 
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