Ramadan and masturbation Watch

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rainbowbex
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(Original post by kaka-ayyyyy)
auto insurance video is toooo funny
Thanks, All the vids they've done (the older ones anyway) are awesome and hilarious!!
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wow??? you don't use your hands??? u rub it on a hard surface?? :lolwut: u are SICK... although i suggest that you microwave a bannana for 10 seconds and then take the bannana out and **** the **** out of the peeled bannana... amazing feeling
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I'm pretty sure you can do it at night.
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(Original post by FAILINGKID)
wow??? you don't use your hands??? u rub it on a hard surface?? :lolwut: u are SICK... although i suggest that you microwave a bannana for 10 seconds and then take the bannana out and **** the **** out of the peeled bannana... amazing feeling
call me sick?, at least i dont send *** flying over the whole ****** room.
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Thanks, All the vids they've done (the older ones anyway) are awesome and hilarious!!
i shall watch more, the penis tax bit, ooohoo, too funny
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call me sick?, at least i dont send *** flying over the whole ****** room.
lol how do i send it flying flying over the room. i never said that. you should me thanking me for the banana advice
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I really don't know if OP's a guy or a girl.

If you're a guy,
It helps if you don't have access to porn. Use software like these to help you with that. http://www1.k9webprotection.com/ Give the password to a trusted friend (just in case you need to change settings in future). Also, it helps if you guard your eyes. Stop looking at that busty hot chic walking across the lawn, etc. I'm a Muslim, but this Christian book on staying pure is very good. (http://www.fredstoeker.com/book/ever...nsbattle.shtml)

If you're a girl,
Find out what makes you horny. Stop reading/watching chic flicks. Stop gossiping about hot guys. Just don't touch yourself there in general. Throw away that vibrator if you've got one!

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Learn to control yourself for a couple more days!
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I wanted to ask what is the best way to stop masturbating during the holy islamic month of ramadan.
It has been very tough and I am not sure I can hold it back any longer.
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Think of Allah.
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So you haven't played with yourself for nearly a month now?
Well done.
And anyhow, I am not a Muslim but I've read somewhere that masturbation is forbidden under any circumstance, except to when your urge is so great that you would commit rape. Talk about cynical.
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LOL @ OP!

Go on - have a ****. You won't go to hell for it.
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Think of Allah.
Do you think Allah gives a ****? Surely, as God, he's got more to consider than whether matey boy here is having a five knuckle shuffle over a copy of Hustler. Jeez.
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Do it after iftar and make sure you do a ghusl before you fast in the morning ...problemo solved
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its Eid on sunday , monday at worst i think? hold on in there til then think of it as a present to yourself lol lol... but i thought u werent meant to??
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xwardax seems to be the one most sensible about it tbh
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You still hanging in there OP?
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i use like a hard surface instead
I am now disturbed.
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keep your hands out of your pants?
You're mad cute.
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I'm sorry but....I'm pretty sure masturbation is forbidden in Islam?
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I'm sorry but....I'm pretty sure masturbation is forbidden in Islam?
I think (I don't know) that it is permitted in circumstances where it is the only way not to commit adultery.
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