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    (Original post by fletchdd02)
    Oops I can't believe I got that wrong seen as I got an A* in my GCSE chemistry mock today!
    Actually there is a residual strong force between neutrons and protons. But its not the electromagnetic force. Its a force called... Strong Force Its what keeps them together.

    If you know about nuclear or particle physics the joke still works
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    Nick Clegg.


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    I wont rest until I find a cure for insomnia..
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    Why don't midgets appreciate humour about flooding?
    It goes way over their heads.
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    (Original post by lella_m)
    :rofl2: I approve.
    Thanks. :ahee:
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    (Original post by fletchdd02)
    Oops I can't believe I got that wrong seen as I got an A* in my GCSE chemistry mock today!
    I have a joke for you.

    YOU'RE A **** :ahee:
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    (Original post by Top Dog)
    He should shout "Au! You" shouldn't he? Au is the symbol for gold not Ay.


    *facepalm*
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    (Original post by ddua_dduges)
    nightmares. mares and female horses.
    Ohhhhhhhhhh of course thanks.
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    (Original post by Top Dog)
    He should shout "Au! You" shouldn't he? Au is the symbol for gold not Ay.


    Anyway

    Why do people believe it when you say there are 6 billion stars but check to see if the paint is wet?


    Why have kids? You spend 2 years teaching them to walk and talk and 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
    That's the joke it's mean to be "Ay! You!" as in A-U or Au (periodic symbol for Gold), it can't be "Au! You!" as that would sound like "Awe you!".
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    My house was broken into last night. They stole my dictionary, thesaurus, Scrabble set and all my Countdown DVD's. I'm lost for words.
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    Did you hear about the magic tractor?

    It turned into a field.
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    (Original post by Reagan Smash)
    *facepalm*
    Haha indeed.

    I reckon science jokes should be banned from this thread now... they're causing too many debates :rofl:
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    (Original post by Top Dog)
    He should shout "Au! You" shouldn't he? Au is the symbol for gold not Ay.


    Anyway

    Why do people believe it when you say there are 6 billion stars but check to see if the paint is wet?


    Why have kids? You spend 2 years teaching them to walk and talk and 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up.
    Oh Jesus... Look a bit closer. "ay, you" is said the same as "Au"
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    (Original post by Reagan Smash)
    *facepalm*
    I agree. cba even replying to the guy.
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    a gay wizzard walked into a bar...and disapeared with a puff.
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    Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

    Because it was dead


    A man, let's call him Greg walks into his local pub to meet up his friends, met by astonished and bewlidered looks from his friends. Understandably though, Greg had an incredibly little head, the size of an orange or a tennis ball actually

    One of his friends asks: What happened?

    Well, Greg answers, I was walking down the street the other day when I came across a golden genie lamp just on the floor, like from out of the movies. So I picked it up and rubbed it, then an incredibly sexy female genie appeared out of it, just like in the movies

    Then she told me I could have one wish and one wish only, she was so hot, I asked her for a little head
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    Did you hear about the two guys the police dealt with last night? One had eaten a battery and one had eaten a firework. They charged one and let the other off :grin:
 
 
 
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