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    How do you set on Omegle so that you could get various people? I get people that are from my home country, that's boring :sad:
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    Stranger: are you a social outcast?

    You: no but i want to be

    You: are you an expert ?

    Stranger: then we have nothing to talk about here
    :lol:
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    (Original post by im so academic)
    Who was this:

    Stranger: Hello!

    You: Hey I just met you.

    Stranger: got a ticket to get to the sex realm via the trans siberian railway?

    You: Are you The Sodomic Rapist by any chance?

    Stranger: HOW DID YOU FIND ME

    You: Do you know who I am?

    Stranger: morpheus?

    You: Lol what?

    Stranger: is that you?

    You: No.

    Stranger: nooooooooo

    *wave
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    I don't care:

    You both like TSR.

    Stranger: Heyyy

    You: Hey

    Stranger: OMGsh so u use tsr too!!!!

    You: OMG I DO!!!

    You: Are you female? The amount of 'y's gave it away

    Stranger: basicalllyyy i started using it cos my friends sarah and mandy were being absolute *****es behind my backk

    Stranger: yhhh how did u know LOL

    Stranger: basicallyyyyy

    Stranger: i was dating stephen whos best friends with mark

    Stranger: and sarah had a crush on mark LIKE FOREVER omg she was OBSESSED

    Stranger: it was ridiculous cos mark is wayy out of sarahs league

    You: I think we've got TSRs mixed up..

    Stranger: anyway at samanthas party.. stephen started getting off with samantha the ***** face

    Stranger: no the student room!

    You: Who are you?

    Stranger: i used it for the relationships help forum

    Stranger: i cant say hahaha sorry xxx

    Stranger: anywayyy

    You: Age?

    Stranger: samantha the ***** ALWAYS had it in for me

    Stranger: 15

    You: I'm 18

    Stranger: sooo she and stephen can **** off together whateva

    Stranger: anyway

    Stranger: so then stephen and i broke up

    Stranger: and sarah was like so upset "omgshhh how can i get close to mark now" -- she used me!!!

    You: You're quite boring. Go to Facebook.

    Stranger: then samantha liked it the ***** WHORE FACE
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    (Original post by This Honest)
    "I eat liquid jealousy" who is this person...own up
    Same, and he disconnected straight away
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    Some people are too kind

    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You and the stranger both like TSR.

    You: I don't want to

    Stranger: are you a social outcast?

    Stranger: what don't you want to do??

    You: talk to strangers

    Stranger: well then you're in the wrong place buddy

    You: how do I get off this?

    Stranger: there's an "x" button on the top right corner of your screen

    You: There's nothing in the top right

    You: there's an X on my keyboard though

    Stranger: well

    Stranger: press that

    Stranger: and then enter

    You: x

    Stranger: you're still here?

    You: yes

    Stranger: hmmmmm

    Stranger: i'm sorry i'm lost for words

    Stranger: i have no more solutions for you

    You: shall I disconnect plug?

    Stranger: if you're using a desktop

    Stranger: otherwise you can remove your battery
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    GAH i wanted to find someone from here, but im now speaking to someone, and i don't want to disconnect them.
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    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You and the stranger both like TSR.
    Stranger: I am going to eat your mum for breakfast tomorrow morning, please make sure her schedule is free @10 am? ohkhay
    You: She's having a smear test then. Can we re-schedule?
    Stranger: no, are you here for the sinister room?
    Stranger: were serial killers from texas meet?
    Stranger: if not then goodbye.
    Stranger: ignorant fool.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    (Original post by Asklepios)
    Well, I hope with this post, your :unimpressed: smiley no longer applies.
    :ninja:

    Edit:

    Who was this?!

    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You and the stranger both like TSR.
    Stranger: Boy you like my body. Set the mood, let's play!
    You can touch me anywhere except for my vajayjay.
    You: Troll.
    You: IN THE DUNGEON
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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    You and the stranger both like TSR.


    You: Trans Siberian Railway?

    Stranger: the student room :L

    You: Oh. I do apologise good sir.

    Stranger: lmao

    You: I'm afriad my interest lies in steam locomotives of the later 19th century.

    You: I doff my hat to thee and bid thee good day.

    You: TOOT BLOODY TOOT

    Stranger: ahahah


    Stranger: you're hilarious

    You: Why thank you, young whippersnapper.

    You: I'm sure you're rip-roaringly funny yourself.

    Stranger: lol


    Who did I have this conversation with?
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    You're chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You and the stranger both like tsr.

    You: hello i am bob

    You: i like pies

    Stranger: Bob?

    You: tsr?

    Stranger: omg

    Stranger: reall?

    Stranger: bob?

    Stranger: as in the real life bob?

    You: yes its me

    Stranger: **** man, pleasure to meet you

    You: you too!

    Stranger: been a big fan since the grand old age of eight

    You: nice to meet a fan!

    Stranger: **** man, this is great, you do not know how long I have been waiting to meet ypu

    Stranger: you*

    You: i cna only imagine

    Stranger: and now I will murder you and your entire family

    Stranger: be watchful

    Stranger: heheheheh

    You: oh

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    I want to play this awesome game (and procrastinate)
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    Liquid jealousy
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    (Original post by ipoop)
    Same, and he disconnected straight away
    Did we just talk?
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    (Original post by ipoop)
    Same, and he disconnected straight away
    Got the same too, disconnects straight away :L
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    Haha, who was I having that German/French conversation with?
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    Tropical Storm Risk, anyone?

    (Original post by .Scout.)
    Haha, who was I having that German/French conversation with?
    I was the one trying to speak Italian :ninja:
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    Whenever I type 'TSR?' into omegle text chat, without the shared interests set to 'TSR' either my conversational partner disconnects or they try to give me a rundown of their ASL, to which I just reply 'TSR?' - and then get disconnected
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    Whoever this is, thank you! :awesome:

    You and the stranger both like TSR.

    You: Texas Ski Ranch?

    Stranger: Taiwan Security Research Enter Pin:

    You: Oh. I do apologise y'all, I appear to have the doggone wrong person.

    Stranger: Please leave immediately

    You: No y'all, see I wants to book me a skeeeeing holladay

    Stranger: This is security research

    You: I needs me a ranch for six peoples

    Stranger: Please terminate conversation

    You: That's me and my wives

    You: Gimme my damn ranch and I'll leave darnit!

    Stranger: I shall have North Korea on the phone to nuke your arses

    Stranger: you American pig

    You: I want Texas, not North Korea! Damn commies!

    Stranger: Taiwan will lick your arse clean for $30

    You: I'll do it for $5 and my skeee ranch damnit!

    Stranger: Okay sure deal

    Stranger: Anything else sir

    You: Oh... well.... I wants me another wife too. one of your fancy pants taiwanese ones

    You: just no penis. no homo

    Stranger: Okay sir we plenty of those... oh no penis okay just 1

    You: I'll take her... it... whatever

    You: wait wait... she pretty?

    Stranger: erm this is special lady only one in town without penis

    You: well i do wants me a special one, yee haw

    Stranger: very expensive $10

    Stranger: Good she love you long time

    You: I done spent my last $10 on a banjo by golly

    You: But If she love me long time, I'm sure I can stretch

    Stranger: We accept trade

    Stranger: Any kids

    Stranger: We need one down at the sweat shop

    You: I gots me 48. I love some of em, but you can have the rest. i dont even done remember their names

    Stranger: They work long time while you have sex and have good time

    Stranger: Good deal sir what a very fine business man you are

    You: Well by gosh darn dang flabbit, that sure sounds fun!

    Stranger: Yes she has vagina aids the lot

    You: Well it has been a fine pleasure talkin' to you, vagina aids sounds great I'll take her! Im off to my skee ranch now, I have enjoyed our conversaaaytion greately

 
 
 
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