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    (Original post by SpiggyTopes)
    That first one is American Pie material! It's gold!

    Nans are very savvy and good at hiding things in my experience- I wouldn't be surprised if she worked it out, not that I was there!
    It was horrifying her dad gave me this really dirty look from then on everytime he seen me he must have thought of that moment and everytime he looked into his daughters face he must keep envisioning my *** covering it before this happened he was happy to chat to me and we got on but after it he never really said anything to me he just sort of left the room all the time it was awkward as hell Her mum tried to act like it never happened and according to my ex she never once mentioned it just pretended it never happened, her big sister was keen to bring the moment up and laugh at us whenever she could though

    No trust me my gran didn't know a thing she is totally oblivious to sexual things like for example on holiday in Majorca at night she kept trying to chat to these prostitutes on the street corner thinking they were just girls on a night out and she asked them what they did for a living she was also shocked to learn that my aunt and uncle were letting my 19 year old cousin have her boyfriend over for the night and asked in the morning "where did her boyfriend sleep then?".
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    This thread is comedy gold.
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    (Original post by Shabalala)
    It was horrifying her dad gave me this really dirty look from then on everytime he seen me he must have thought of that moment and everytime he looked into his daughters face he must keep envisioning my *** covering it before this happened he was happy to chat to me and we got on but after it he never really said anything to me he just sort of left the room all the time it was awkward as hell Her mum tried to act like it never happened and according to my ex she never once mentioned it just pretended it never happened, her big sister was keen to bring the moment up and laugh at us whenever she could though

    No trust me my gran didn't know a thing she is totally oblivious to sexual things like for example on holiday in Majorca at night she kept trying to chat to these prostitutes on the street corner thinking they were just girls on a night out and she asked them what they did for a living she was also shocked to learn that my aunt and uncle were letting my 19 year old cousin have her boyfriend over for the night and asked in the morning "where did her boyfriend sleep then?".
    At least they won't be your in-laws, now that would be awkward!

    HaHa Your nan sounds brilliant!
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    My girlfriend's family is a bit of a tottering madhouse, I think at this point we've all seen each other naked by various accidents. My own family is a thousand times more genteel but on the day I moved out of my student house last year my dad was lucky enough to stumble in on her fully naked about to get dressed.

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    Year 6 or 7? Damn :eek:


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    Insane isn't it, I was on dial-up until year 9 ffs. The porn I saw in year 7 was cut-outs from magazines being passed around school ... how quaint that seems now

    I've been ****ing myself silly since I was about 7 years old though so I probably leave this amateur standing.
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    (Original post by Kousar)
    Talking to myself whilst doing the dishes. I was talking passionately about Philosophy and I didn't even realise it. Mum's there watching me thinking what a right nerd.
    Feeling your pain hahaha.


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    (Original post by scrotgrot)
    My girlfriend's family is a bit of a tottering madhouse, I think at this point we've all seen each other naked by various accidents. My own family is a thousand times more genteel but on the day I moved out of my student house last year my dad was lucky enough to stumble in on her fully naked about to get dressed.



    Insane isn't it, I was on dial-up until year 9 ffs. The porn I saw in year 7 was cut-outs from magazines being passed around school ... how quaint that seems now

    I've been ****ing myself silly since I was about 7 years old though so I probably leave this amateur standing.
    :eek: 7 years old? Good lord I was still playing with dolls then. Making my dolls hump but still, yikes, touching yourself so young...I'd expect kids that young to have some innocent left XD
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    :eek: 7 years old? Good lord I was still playing with dolls then. Making my dolls hump but still, yikes, touching yourself so young...I'd expect kids that young to have some innocent left XD
    Hehe, tbf I didn't realise what I was doing and I couldn't *** at that age it made me very candid about sexual things as you may be able to tell
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    My ex boyfriends little sister burst in on me and him having sex, she pretty much kicked the door in and yelled at him - me being me tried to calmly ask her what was wrong (she was crying her eyes out) and she replied (shouting at my ex) "I heard you crying Skye! I heard you crying and screaming from downstairs! What did my evil brother do to you?! Did he hurt you?
    She then proceeded to attack him with a newspaper and made him apologise for "hurting me".
    Ahh innocence.
    What makes it more awkward was we didn't realise anyone was home else... Well we would of been more quiet >_<


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    Wearing pants.
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    (Original post by scrotgrot)
    Hehe, tbf I didn't realise what I was doing and I couldn't *** at that age it made me very candid about sexual things as you may be able to tell
    Oh :lol: I think most kids do that. And yes I can tell xD
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    Me and my (now ex-)girlfriend had a silly argument about where to go out for food. After an hour of intense debate we went down to the kitchen to give my parents some peace as they were going to bed. As it turns out a plate of chips and a small resolution was enough of an excuse for us to defile my mother's brand new kitchen. It seemed like a good idea at the time

    After managing to seemingly slide across every kitchen counter and eventually onto the new sofa, we took turns on each other, her first. After she finished by letting off a moan she left a rather large mark on the sofa.

    Meanwhile, the moan woke my parents, they thought we were still arguing.

    My girlfriend moved onto giving me a b!#wjob when the light flicks on and we were met with my mum's glare. She never came round again after that.

    Worst bit is that there's still a little mark on the sofa.
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    My brother walked in on me masturbating once. I was mortified.
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    We had a free house so me and my girlfriend got down to business as you do. I forget why but I had to leave the room for a minute to fetch something from her kitchen (starkers). I entered her lounge and there sitting as sweetly as anything was her nan - it was so embarrassing and a complete "smile and wave" situation! (Me and particular nana never met again) :eek:
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    (Original post by GeekChicc)
    Well I was masturbating one night and as you do, I took my pyjama bottoms off and when I was finished, I put them back on (but this was in the dark so I couldn't see what I was doing). Then in the morning I went downstairs for breakfast and both my mam and my dad had given me a funny look and I realised my pyjama bottoms were inside out... cringe
    You were perhaps no longer daddy's little princess after this
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    (Original post by eliza.anne)
    We all sat there awkwardly for a moment, then I picked it up, laughed, shoved it in the purse and went to my room.


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    (Original post by Dmon1Unlimited)
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    Having sex (well, we just about had time to get some clothing on after hearing them enter the house...). mortifying...
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    Not gunna lie... choking it.
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    I have eczema, one day it flared up on my legs and whilst I was walking back home I was dying to itch them. So when I came home I ran upstairs, sat down on my desk and the laptop was on already (on iplayer I think). I pulled my jeans down and just started scratching them like crazy, felt so good. I even had some lotion (Oilatum) ready to put on afterwards to sooth my skin.
    Well you can imagine what my mum thought when she saw her son next to a laptop with his jeans at the bottom of his feet.
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    (Original post by Shabalala)
    luckily my parents have never caught me doing anything sexual at all I have always been too careful.

    But something 1000* worse did happen. I was at my ex-girlfriends house her family (her Mum, Dad, older sister & younger brother) were all going out to Edinburgh for the day so we thought we had the house to ourselves anyway fast forward 20 minutes after they had left they walk back into the house seeing me on the sofa with their daughter between my legs right as I sprayed *** all over her face it was too late to stop by the time they walked in :eek: so it sprayed all over her face and neck and some onto the carpet from where she jumped up in shock. Her entire family just stood there for a second in shock then her mum piped up with "I forgot my purse" and they all left again.
    Hahaha thats unbelievable! If I was the dad I don't know what I'd do in that situation. The emotions he must have been feeling lol
 
 
 
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