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1 and im more than happy with that!
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(Original post by elbos93)
Ye, ti'n siarad yr iaeth?
Ydw, A tithau?
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A big ol' zilch...
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(Original post by Tyrion_Lannister)
6 foot.

What exactly is wrong with the name Nikh? :curious:

Also where are you from? He's more than willing to meet you to show you just how "beta" he is :curious:
Threats like that are not very alpha. Your boyfriend sounds like a punk with a stick up his arse.
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
Threats like that are not very alpha. Your boyfriend sounds like a punk with a stick up his arse.
Not really, just some random prick has started insulting him for no reason?
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(Original post by Alpha brah)
OP, I'm an Alpha male.

And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it piss you off as much as you want, but you know it's completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don't understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn't called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she'll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?

Yeah, I'm ****ng her.

The hot girl who won't even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don't exist once you finish?

Yeah, I'm ****ing her too, even harder.

The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She's so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven't worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?

Guess who just sucked me off and told me they'll always love me?

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to *** on her face before you get those lips near it.

And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and dissapear, and all that emo bull****? You're triggering her "Don't ****" instinct something feirce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.

And she's cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it's not her period. It's because I haven't called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn't want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she's completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the *** out of my ****, even though I just finished pumping away at her ass? she's never going to tell me no. She doesn't WNAT to tell me no. She wants me to know she'll do anything it takes to keep me. She'll rim my ass while she's down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She'll drink my *** from a shotglass. She'll wear a buttplug when we go out to dinner. She'll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.

And then she'll go home to you and tell you she's not in the mood today.

I'd say you should become an hero, but you being aruond makes her want a real man all the more, so keep ****ing it up emo *****es, I'll keep that pussy warm while you're crying in the corner.
You basically summed up what life was like for me up until the age of 20. Every guy wanted to be my friend, call me at 3 am and cry over the gold digger who ****ed him per whilst I'm doing his homework, folding his laundry and cooking his dinner. 'Nice Girl Syndrome' exists too. Often Nice Girl (who is actually really attractive but sexually repressed and taught that rating her own appearance rather than relying on the judgement of other people is arrogance) grows frustrated and decides to be that skanky ***** that all the guys seem to want to date. Being nice is too much like hard work and you are left alone, abused and manipulated in the end.

I was right on the cusp of saying 'whats the point of being a good girl' if guys are put off by lack of sexual experience and seem to only want *****es. I was for a while, the hot girl that all the guys drooled after and the girls hated, but it didn't make me happy.

Until I met a Nice Guy/White Knight online. He was the person *I* cried to at 3 am over guys who wouldn't date me. Then I realised I was putting him the same position I had been. Mr Beta. Was too shy to actually ask me out but he was obviously a wonderful person, so I took a bus to the other side of the country and ****ed the **** out of him.

He is the nice guy (with a big ****) ****ing the nice girl (with curves and a freaky in the bedroom side) It can happen.

The problem is that arrogant *******s (alphas) take advantage of nice girls with no self esteem who cling to them for some fleeting feeling of self-worth and being desired. They leech off of it. She'll be your slut because she's desperate to keep you, as you say, but she doesn't want to be thought of as a whore if she doesn't absolutely need to pull out all the stops. Why keep banging a girl when you known she is only sucking your **** because she is scared not to? I've been there! Pulled out every sexy costume for a misogynist ass because I thought it was the only way is have an illusion of being wanted. But I hated it. It felt dirty and wrong.

Money grabbing shallow *****es do the same with nice guys who are equally doormat-like and provide said ***** with stability.

The nice girls and nice guys are too shy/insecure to ask eachother out and end up in the arms of their polar opposites for some tripped feeling of validation, or 'man up'/'stab up for themselves to become the sort of person who stole their date that one time.

People just need to be nice, period, and date eachother. You don't need to be a *****y slut to survive or a doormat virgin whose husband is out with hookers. You don't need to be a bench pressing, rich, bedroom-conquering alpha beast to protect yourself emotionally nor the guy described above who can never muster the courage to ask a girl out either.

There can be a MIDDLE GROUND. There need not be this Win/Lose Alpha/Nice Guy *****/Nice Girl thing.

Nice guys ASK HER OUT. You may get rejected but you may end up being the guy she sleeps with instead of crying to about the ******* she slept with.

Nice girls ask him out. Yes you might be branded a slut (even if you havent actually slept with anyone) and you feel unattractive and rejected but one day a nice guy will appreciate you .

*******s/*****es stop playing on people's insecurities and making the nice guys/girls feel like there is something inherently wrong with them for being nice! If you are nice there is no issue ordained of being walked all over if your partner is equally nice. If not it is they who have the problem and perpetuate this cycle that makes people go to extremes of doormat-ness and asshattery.
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(Original post by Tyrion_Lannister)
Not really, just some random prick has started insulting him for no reason?
On the internet.
You could, as a couple, laugh it off and move away from the PC/thread but instead you're stooping to 'Meet me and we'll see' :confused:
I'll be honest, enabling the guy making the insults in the way you two are isn't very indicative of a high IQ, is it? It's not going to stop him. What are you actually achieving here?
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Just the one Lots and lots and lots of times though!
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
On the internet.
You could, as a couple, laugh it off and move away from the PC/thread but instead you're stooping to 'Meet me and we'll see' :confused:
I'll be honest, enabling the guy making the insults in the way you two are isn't very indicative of a high IQ, is it? It's not going to stop him. What are you actually achieving here?
Not much, but it's hilarious to watch this freak come back with pathetic insults :rofl: Bit immature but it's very funny
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You guys are making me miss Wales. :cry2:
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(Original post by Tyrion_Lannister)
Not much, but it's hilarious to watch this freak come back with pathetic insults :rofl: Bit immature but it's very funny
:mmm: fair enough.
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Less and less motive to even log in these days
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(Original post by Holby_fanatic)
You guys are making me miss Wales. :cry2:

Also, what is vendettax even on about? :lol:
We'll keep a welcome in the hillsides,
We'll keep a welcome in the vale
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This land of song will still be singing
When you return home to Wales again

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After having a read through these comments (I'm 1 person only cos I'm in a relationship) I'm starting to think this may be one of you http://trollinghorse.com/1332/first-time-having-sex/ :mmm:
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
Oh, we're including virtual sex? Of course! This is TSR!

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Hah, 69.


(Original post by KelseyLoveday)
I was taking the mickey with that comment....:dry::facepalm:
Sarcasm not detected. :dontknow:
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(Original post by Holby_fanatic)
You guys are making me miss Wales. :cry2:

Also, what is vendettax even on about? :lol:
Who knows? :rofl:

(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
:mmm: fair enough.
Childish I know, but I have a broken wrist and I'm bored and so annoying this idiot is quite amusing :teehee:
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(Original post by Occams Chainsaw)
We'll keep a welcome in the hillsides,
We'll keep a welcome in the vale
:awesome:
This land of song will still be singing
When you return home to Wales again

:ahee:
Thanks for this. I crave Pontypridd right now. York sucks. :mmm:
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(Original post by Tyrion_Lannister)
Who knows? :rofl:
I read the whole thing twice and I still can't make sense of it. :lol:
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(Original post by Holby_fanatic)
Thanks for this. I crave Pontypridd right now. York sucks. :mmm:
Oh. We have a pony girl!
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1. (But probably over a hundred times; which is what really counts.)
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