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    (Original post by AzimH)
    You're hindu? But you're deffo gonna convert for me right babes??? I need my parents blessing if we were to get married and breed together. You better be the **** you described yourself to be.
    Before we jump to conclusions, you owe each member of my family clan 23 rupees for each tooth before we can tie the holy knot.
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    (Original post by ivy.98)
    The chinese one is the best
    Tolles geplaenkel
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    (Original post by Mal Baadshah)
    more like, why is there a black dude in holland
    More like, "you speak really good English for an African"
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    (Original post by AzimH)
    You're hindu? But you're deffo gonna convert for me right babes??? I need my parents blessing if we were to get married and breed together. You better be the **** you described yourself to be.
    A really well practiced one


    I heard she absolutely loves ****



    Can't get enough of it

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    (Original post by alexschmalex)
    More like, "you speak really good English for an African"
    lol oh tyrone
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    (Original post by Mal Baadshah)
    Before we jump to conclusions, you owe each member of my family clan 23 rupees for each tooth before we can tie the holy knot.
    You people really like to haggle don't you? Fine my love anything for you. But I get to pick the wedding food. Only fish is to be served and my goat has to be my best man.
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    I don't follow any religion but I do have a spirituality of sorts.
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    But were you ever muslim?

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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    A really well practiced one


    I heard she absolutely loves ****



    Can't get enough of it

    Oooooh love in TSR. Who would have funk that?
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    (Original post by AzimH)
    You people really like to haggle don't you? Fine my love anything for you. But I get to pick the wedding food. Only fish is to be served and my goat has to be my best man.
    Good, we don't eat beef. Motha****as can't handle my beef. Also, the cows are diseased.

    We will eat the goat later with curry.
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    (Original post by AzimH)
    You people really like to haggle don't you? Fine my love anything for you. But I get to pick the wedding food. Only fish is to be served and my goat has to be my best man.
    oh there will be plenty of fish available on the wedding night


    I assure you
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    You're weird.
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
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    But were you ever muslim?


    According to Islam, everybody was born Muslim so every kuffar is an ex-muslim
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    (Original post by Scitty)
    "Are you gay?"
    "You're adorable!"
    "You look pissed off...."
    Oh yeahh, the pissed off one is quite common with me too - I often get "Why do you look so grumpy?"
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    My reply - 'Thats just my face...'
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    (Original post by ivy.98)
    Really loving the relevancy of your memes :flower2:

    U dissing a girl,
    u better watch out for ma squad
    Thanks, it is my dream to one day become a meme master.

    maybe ...
    Don't make me release my secret weapon.
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    (Original post by Masih ad-Dajjal)
    According to Islam, everybody was born Muslim so every kuffar is an ex-muslim



    Better question; were you raised in a muslim household?
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    (Original post by Ahmed766)
    Thanks, it is my dream to one day become a meme master.

    maybe ...
    Don't make me release my secret weapon.
    Release that mixtape instead, ffs.
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    (Original post by alexschmalex)
    More like, "you speak really good English for an African"
    *derails thread and doesn't add to discussion*

    Hey, exbff4lyf.
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    (Original post by Mal Baadshah)
    look at my finger work
    and I don't have skype, I only have an account on WivesandDaughtersfromMumbaiToLah ore.in.
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    (Original post by Mal Baadshah)
    pshhh
    missed out on bare p and bare roti
    Tbh I was just scared that it'd lead to more sinister things, this is how all bodybuilders get into gay4pay...
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    (Original post by Mal Baadshah)
    Good, we don't eat beef. Motha****as can't handle my beef. Also, the cows are diseased.

    We will eat the goat later with curry.
    F you. The goat is family.
 
 
 
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