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    Wtf I can't stop laughing!
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    (Original post by parahmore)
    "isnt africa in europe" bye

    :rofl: oh no hahha please tell me a child said this.

    (Original post by eternaforest)
    It never ceases to surprise me at how bad my mates are at world geography
    One thought Germany was the biggest country in the world and that the Ivory Coast was a chocolate manufacturer

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    I'm Ivorian and I've never heard anyorne say something that stupid in my life :rofl: thank God for the clear distinction between the gloriously dim and those with common sense :lol:
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    "You should be wary of when and how you use the expression 'hard workers'. It 'demeans slaves'" --- Melissa Harris-Perry.
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    Mum: where did you hide the Nutella?

    Me: I'm nutelling you.
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    Mum: where did you hide the Nutella?

    Me: I'm nutelling you.
    You kidding me? That's genius
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    Happened in math class a boy said: 2,562,710 to the nearest hundred is 256

    "People from England are called Englandians." - A boy from my Year 4 class
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    Girl in class "wait I don't get it I thought that the US and Germany fought together during WWII".
    Or "why is the Pacific Ocean on both sides of the map", a personal favourite.
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    "Everyone has a bit of OCD"

    No we don't. There's a massive difference from liking things a particular way and then having a mental disorder. That one really gets to me.

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    I know right
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    (Original post by shawn_o1)
    There are people who think Churchill is a talking dog and Hitler's first name is Heil.
    me include lol
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    (Original post by teenhorrorstory)
    Whys that silly mate
    its like the pope being gay, Muslims imprison or execute all gays.
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    Mum: where did you hide the Nutella?

    Me: I'm nutelling you.
    ABSOLUTE CLASSIC XD


    (Original post by bekinwari)
    Happened in math class a boy said: 2,562,710 to the nearest hundred is 256

    "People from England are called Englandians." - A boy from my Year 4 class
    "Englandians" :rofl: :zomg: bless his little cotton socks!
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    "Isn't Egypt in Asia?"
    "You can't be African, you're not black!"
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    Another one:

    Me: Mum, I need some money, I'm running out of my student loan!

    Mum: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.
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    (Original post by JeremyOU)
    its like the pope being gay, Muslims imprison or execute all gays.
    Well no, 'Muslims' collectively don't.
    And that doesn't explain why it's silly, you can be attracted to the same sex but still have faith in Islam.
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    :rofl: oh no hahha please tell me a child said this.



    I'm Ivorian and I've never heard anyorne say something that stupid in my life :rofl: thank God for the clear distinction between the gloriously dim and those with common sense :lol:
    Speaking of Ivory Coast, I remember seeing on tumblr a post with this picture of a map of Africa without the labelled country names, and American students had to label and try to name each country. One labelled Ivory Coast correctly in the West, and then labelled another random country in the south as Côte d'ivoire :facepalm:
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    I once was convinced Cow's went oink and pigs went moo argued to my friend that I was right she was wrong, yeah I kinda lost haha
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    'Wait... Japan is just a tiny island? I thought it was the same size as China!" This was in a geography lesson.
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    My dad once phoned my landline. He then said are you at home?
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    Every time :rofl:

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    (Original post by Ahmed766)
    "Isn't Egypt in Asia?"
    "You can't be African, you're not black!"
    Sadly I know a few Egyptians who still try to deny that they're African and claim to be Middle Eastern :rofl:

    I have a friend whose Egyptian and she has the mooooost beautiful eyes! :daydreaming:


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    My dad once phoned my landline. He then said are you at home?
    omg :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    My mum does the same sort of thing. I'd walk into the restroom (and she actually turns her head to look at me) and she'd shout out "is x in the toilet????" Just tell me you want to talk mother dear :rofl:
 
 
 
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