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    I think we need to find him a wife!!!

    nucdev it's about time, don't you think mataji? You living the single life forcing me into a marriage...

    You need a wife!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Sounds great! I'll be the hottest 80 year old you've ever seen with my Victoria Secret lingerie...

    It's okay, I'll do all the work. I just hope you're lemon stays hard and I hope I don't have any bladder leakage, I mean, we don't need that kind of wetness.


    Also you better not fall asleep because that's insulting, or worse, die.
    :rofl:
    Hottest 80 year old I've ever seen... your not exactly setting the highest standards here... oh well, as long as Victoria isn't completely obscured by sagging skin I'm still down with this.

    Oh it will... I'm gonna rob the local chemist's for they're whole stock of Viagra...
    Considering how dry it's gonna be down there by the time your 80 a little bladder leakage might help ease things along...

    I promise not to fall asleep then but you couldn't blame me for dying, I mean what a way to go :2euk48l:
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    Mine too!
    Oooo when?

    (Original post by nucdev)
    :rofl:

    In response to that: http://www.lohanamatrimony.com/
    :toofunny:
    OMmG I'm so dead rn, you have no idea :toofunny: I never knew there was such a thing :toofunny:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    :rofl:

    In response to that: http://www.lohanamatrimony.com/
    :toofunny:
    http://www.punjabimatrimony.com

    I just wanted to feel included
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I think we need to find him a wife!!!

    nucdev it's about time, don't you think mataji? You living the single life forcing me into a marriage...

    You need a wife!
    Ikr! I'm so confused as to why he doesn't even have one irl
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    Calm your lemon juice.
    Your offensive avatar is only serving to scupper your plans!
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    (Original post by Aristotle's' Disciple)
    Doom & Quake FPS master race

    :love: :lurk:
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    nucdev If I ever find trouble finding love, I'll know where to go now :rofl:
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Oooo when?



    OMmG I'm so dead rn, you have no idea :toofunny: I never knew there was such a thing :toofunny:
    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    http://www.punjabimatrimony.com

    I just wanted to feel included
    Even worse: www.patelmatrimony.com
    :toofunny:

    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Ikr! I'm so confused as to why he doesn't even have one irl
    No-one wants me innit :bawling:
    #Foreveralone
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Oooo when?
    Later half. Hbu?
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    (Original post by John55)
    Hottest 80 year old I've ever seen... your not exactly setting the highest standards here... oh well, as long as Victoria isn't completely obscured by sagging skin I'm still down with this.

    Oh it will... I'm gonna rob the local chemist's for they're whole stock of Viagra...
    Considering how dry it's gonna be down there by the time your 80 a little bladder leakage might help ease things along...

    I promise not to fall asleep then but you couldn't blame me for dying, I mean what a way to go :2euk48l:
    I will be, you watch, you won't be able to take your eyes off of me. :sexface: With my grey locks falling lusciously down my back, and my body, embellished with an array of wrinkles. I will look like an angel :blushing:

    True, very true. Some bladder leakage may help. :yep:

    Yes, also true. Why the need to go to heaven when you already experienced it with me on top of you! :silverwings:
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    (Original post by John55)
    Your offensive avatar is only serving to scupper your plans!
    :rolleyes:

    Where my juicer? :rofl:
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    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Ikr! I'm so confused as to why he doesn't even have one irl
    So am I

    (Original post by nucdev)
    Even worse: www.patelmatrimony.com
    :toofunny:



    No-one wants me innit :bawling:
    #Foreveralone
    But how can that be? You're so lovely!

    I think it's because you're sleep pattern is so ****ed up that you miss all the potential women due to you not being awake in daylight hours XD
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
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    I didn't mean to rep you just now ffs - you can keep it anyway
    Think I should sleep :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    http://www.punjabimatrimony.com

    I just wanted to feel included
    They ask for the cast...

    India is not cured yet.
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    (Original post by Josb)
    They ask for the cast...

    India is not cured yet.
    They do? :eek:

    India will never be cured of the cast system...
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Even worse: www.patelmatrimony.com
    :toofunny:



    No-one wants me innit :bawling:
    #Foreveralone
    Ram ji bhagwan wtf.

    No, don't say that :mad: I think anyone would be lucky to have you...

    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    Later half. Hbu?
    Around mid
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    (Original post by Josb)
    They ask for the cast...

    India is not cured yet.
    It never will be
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    They do? :eek:

    India will never be cured of the cast system...
    Yes, you have several hundreds of them...
 
 
 
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