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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    *mum

    Don't you go around demeaning our honourable tongue with Johnny Foreigner's heathenly slang, old boy, I just won't have it!
    honorable*
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Have people been contacted for the meningitis vaccine for uni?
    Ah damn, thanks for reminding me... I don't think I would be contacted, since I'd be the wrong age group - and Insight314 certainly wouldn't be
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
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    What did the US say to Britain on the 4th of July 1776?

    'We're getting rid of u'
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    Ah damn, thanks for reminding me... I don't think I would be contacted, since I'd be the wrong age group - and Insight314 certainly wouldn't be
    Call up your GP soon, I'm sure they'll arrange something
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    Just to expand on physicsmaths's last point, in case anyone is confused. We eat the paper we have used - its efficient (eating a waste product) and surprisingly nutritious.
    It's nutritional value depends highly on the maths written on the paper pre-feast.
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    What did the US say to Britain on the 4th of July 1776?

    'We're getting rid of u'
    And thank the almighty God they did so, we don't want their type around here: gun-toting ignorant, bible-bashing red-necks.

    Besides, the British Empire's main purpose was to get Great Britain's undesirables out of the homeland. Convicts to Australia, gays to France, Welsh to New Zealand

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    Call up your GP soon, I'm sure they'll arrange something
    Yes, I will do

    Not that I'm at high risk of catching meningitis...
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    It's nutritional value depends highly on the maths written on the paper pre-feast.
    Oh yeah, isn't that a corollary of Ramsey Theory?
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    Oh yeah, isn't that a corollary of Ramsey Theory?
    *Ramen
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    And thank the almighty God they did so, we don't want their type around here: gun-toting ignorant, bible-bashing red-necks.

    Besides, the British Empire's main purpose was to get Great Britain's undesirables out of the homeland. Convicts to Australia, gays to France, Welsh to New Zealand
    :rofl:


    Yes, I will do

    Not that I'm at high risk of catching meningitis...
    Yeah, I mean, it's not like you'll do much mingling with new people anyway, because well...you're a mathmo
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    :rofl:
    You didn't think sheep were native to New Zealand did you?

    Yeah, I mean, it's not like you'll do much mingling with new people anyway, because well...you're a mathmo
    Genau
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    You didn't think sheep were native to New Zealand did you?

    Genau
    Pls. Let's not insult our Welsh counterparts
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Pls. Let's not insult our Welsh counterparts
    Why not? Its not like they can understand us... they still speak Welsh.
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    Why not? Its not like they can understand us... they still speak Welsh.
    Smh

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    I think it should be on a website somewhere but I'm sure you'll be emailed with a list after results day :dontknow:
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Smh
    Sorry, I had a bad experience when I was younger, when I was mistaken for a sheep at llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn drobwllllantysiliogogogoch (one word)
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    Sorry, I had a bad experience when I was younger, when I was mistaken for a sheep at llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn drobwllllantysiliogogogoch (one word)
    If you can say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn drobwllllantysiliogogogoch I will forgive you the sheep jokes.
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    (Original post by Saracen's Fez)
    If you can say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn drobwllllantysiliogogogoch I will forgive you the sheep jokes.
    Chan-bhar-to-gwen-gesh-to-blah-blah-blah-go-go-gokh?

    Oh, wait, this is welsh:

    Chan-bhar-to-gwen-gesh-to-bah-bah-bah-go-go-gokh?
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    Sorry, I had a bad experience when I was younger, when I was mistaken for a sheep at llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn drobwllllantysiliogogogoch (one word)
    (Original post by Saracen's Fez)
    If you can say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn drobwllllantysiliogogogoch I will forgive you the sheep jokes.
    I'm waiting for the recording now
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    http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tbd5YG9y0i

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    I'm waiting for the recording now
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    Teach us your ways :adore:
 
 
 
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