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    "I Am Not A Robot" by Marina and the diamonds.
    Though I must say I quite find the song catchy as well as weird...
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    (Original post by mrmayrhofen)
    Switchfoot are the best band ever...all their lyrics and songs are meaningful unlike every song on the pop charts or rare supposedly iconic bands. You probably havent even heard any other switchfoot songs so dont give an opinion if you dont know anything about them.
    :K: I went to see them in Seattle because I wasn't able to see them in England. I have everyone of their albums. How dare you criticise someone you don't even know. I don't have to like everything they've made, and this song gets a bit repetitive and silly. It's not like you spin in octagons now is it?
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    (Original post by Rishz)
    "I Am Not A Robot" by Marina and the diamonds.
    Though I must say I quite find the song catchy as well as weird...
    You've been smoking a lot of cigarettes lately...
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    (Original post by teh_samby)
    "Before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack." What, Kesha brushes her teeth with JD? :lolwut:
    It's actually a fairly neat allusion to waking up and taking a swig of hard liquor before going out, rather than a literal reference to actually brushing her teeth with whiskey.

    In which case it's fairly clever.
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    The clear winner is Tinie Tempah. Winning lyric is:

    "I've been to Southampton but I never been to Scunthorpe.

    I don't know what was going on when he came up with that gem....

    The close runner up was:

    I got so many clothes I keep some in my aunt's house.

    Another amazing, profound lyric from Tempah.

    Bringing up the rear in third....

    Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

    Despite combining both confectionary items and wilful gambling, this gambit from Tinie only made third place in the "World's most Ridiculously Bad Lyrics" competition....
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    ba ba bird bird bird, bird is the word... Do you know that the bird is the word?!?!
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    Other contenders are:

    We need some girls in here, there's too many man, too many man.

    It's played at every party I go to, and it never fails in making me want to kill myself.

    Example, with,

    Avoid the obvious we should be facing the truth

    Erm, care to expand on what you mean by "the obvious", because you certainly don't make any allusions to what it means in the song.
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    - Kiss me thru' the phone - Soulja' Boy
    - Crank that - Soulja' Boy
    - I kissed a girl and I liked it - Katy Perry
    - Do you ever feel like a plastic bag - Katy Perry, seriously?
    - Ga ga oh la la - Lady Gaga, does that even make sense?
    -I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world -

    Like wtf dude?!
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    I am in loco parentis
    I am the last remaining contestant on The Apprentice
    I am the home trained dentist


    Sorry Super Hans.

    Just kidding, those are awesome lyrics.
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    Honey got a booty like pow,pow pow
    Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow


    :lolwut:
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    We gotta install microwave ovens
    Custom kitchen deliveries
    We gotta move these refrigerators
    We gotta move these colour TV's
    Money For Nothing - Dire Straits

    Slippery **** - Peaches
    Can you cut the mustard to clear the custard

    You got a butter mouth
    Butter cup
    Buttered buns
    Butter up
    Black hankie
    Straight shot
    No raincoat
    Flame hot
    Tongue teaser
    Old geezer
    Shrimp pleaser
    Fridge freezer
    Kitchen cleaner
    Cherry picker
    Soup sipper
    Lily dipper
    Hoop snake
    Double header
    Flip flop
    69er
    Dairy farmer
    Cream of the crop
    Got rich
    Don't stop, don't stop

    Slippery ****
    It's just a fish in the Atlantic (just a fish, slippery)

    Bam bam
    You wanna ram the damn
    Pull back the curtains
    And feed the clam
    Bo peep
    Lookie freak
    Peer queer
    Voyeur
    Wind jammer
    Party slammer
    Cake eater
    Vacuum cleaner
    Private rave
    Taste bud
    Jelly cave
    Lil' nub
    Call it a queef
    Call it a quiff
    Fist ****, **** suck
    What's the diff
    Big chuck, young buck
    What's the diff

    Slippery ****
    It's just a fish in the Atlantic

    Toss freaker
    Floss tweaker
    Sauce leaker
    Moss shrieker
    Face artist
    Linguist
    Fiky fik
    Specialist
    Easy mark
    Easy make
    Easy bake
    Oven quick
    Bucket boy
    What spaghetti
    Whack job
    Lunch is ready
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    (Original post by Reelo)
    Just as the title says folks! What are the most mind-numbingly idiotic lyrics you've ever heard; lyrics so bad that a part of yourself died inside; lyrics so awful that your cat yelped off of your bed and cowered beneath it?
    Sattelite by Lena Meyer Landrut

    btw I'm German, so its not because of hating Germans.
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    (Original post by Tomac)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehcF_Hb82Bo

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

    Pussy pussy.

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

    Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.
    :lolwut::lol::lolwut::facepalm::facepalm2:

    We have a winner.

    What's far more worrying are the comments below.

    "This is awesome music!"

    :erm:
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    You can stand under my umbrella
    (Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
    Under my umbrella
    (Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)


    :banghead:

    This song (if you can call it that) sets my teeth on edge... :mad:
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    He's got a brand new car
    Looks like a Jaguar
    It's got leather seats
    It's got a CD PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER
    * etc
    [...]
    Get a house in Devon
    Drink cider from a lemon



    (*everyone in the club sings this loudly and passionately, as if it were highly profound.)
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    (Original post by Cicerao)
    He's got a brand new car
    Looks like a Jaguar
    It's got leather seats
    It's got a CD PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER
    * etc
    [...]
    Get a house in Devon
    Drink cider from a lemon



    (*everyone in the club sings this loudly and passionately, as if it were highly profound.)
    I love these lyrics.... but that could just be my love for Feeder.
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    "All the ducks are swimming in the water, na na na na, na na na na."

    'Nuff said.
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    Actually a recent one that I can't quite express my hatred for passionately enough is:

    I used up all my tricks
    I hope that you like this
    But you probably won't
    You think you're cooler than me
    You got designer shades just to cover your eyes
    And you wear 'em around like
    You're cooler me


    My ten year old brother walks around singing it and I'm like :facepalm:
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    i'm terrified, like i've seen a UFO...

    Ghost in the Machine B.O.B.
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    Anything by Panic! At The Disco
 
 
 
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