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The most ridiculous song lyrics you've ever had the misfortune of hearing

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Reply 160
"I Am Not A Robot" by Marina and the diamonds.
Though I must say I quite find the song catchy as well as weird...
Reply 161
Original post by mrmayrhofen
Switchfoot are the best band ever...all their lyrics and songs are meaningful unlike every song on the pop charts or rare supposedly iconic bands. You probably havent even heard any other switchfoot songs so dont give an opinion if you dont know anything about them.


:K: I went to see them in Seattle because I wasn't able to see them in England. I have everyone of their albums. How dare you criticise someone you don't even know. I don't have to like everything they've made, and this song gets a bit repetitive and silly. It's not like you spin in octagons now is it?
Original post by Rishz
"I Am Not A Robot" by Marina and the diamonds.
Though I must say I quite find the song catchy as well as weird...


You've been smoking a lot of cigarettes lately...
Original post by teh_samby
"Before i leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack." What, Kesha brushes her teeth with JD? :lolwut:


It's actually a fairly neat allusion to waking up and taking a swig of hard liquor before going out, rather than a literal reference to actually brushing her teeth with whiskey.

In which case it's fairly clever.
The clear winner is Tinie Tempah. Winning lyric is:

"I've been to Southampton but I never been to Scunthorpe.

I don't know what was going on when he came up with that gem....

The close runner up was:

I got so many clothes I keep some in my aunt's house.

Another amazing, profound lyric from Tempah.

Bringing up the rear in third....

Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

Despite combining both confectionary items and wilful gambling, this gambit from Tinie only made third place in the "World's most Ridiculously Bad Lyrics" competition....
Reply 165
ba ba bird bird bird, bird is the word... Do you know that the bird is the word?!?!
Other contenders are:

We need some girls in here, there's too many man, too many man.

It's played at every party I go to, and it never fails in making me want to kill myself.

Example, with,

Avoid the obvious we should be facing the truth

Erm, care to expand on what you mean by "the obvious", because you certainly don't make any allusions to what it means in the song.
Reply 167
- Kiss me thru' the phone - Soulja' Boy
- Crank that - Soulja' Boy
- I kissed a girl and I liked it - Katy Perry
- Do you ever feel like a plastic bag - Katy Perry, seriously?
- Ga ga oh la la - Lady Gaga, does that even make sense?
-I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world - :s-smilie:

Like wtf dude?!
I am in loco parentis
I am the last remaining contestant on The Apprentice
I am the home trained dentist


Sorry Super Hans.

Just kidding, those are awesome lyrics. :biggrin:
Honey got a booty like pow,pow pow
Honey got some boobies like wow, oh wow


:lolwut:
We gotta install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these colour TV's
Money For Nothing - Dire Straits

Slippery Dick - Peaches

(edited 13 years ago)
Original post by Reelo
Just as the title says folks! :biggrin: What are the most mind-numbingly idiotic lyrics you've ever heard; lyrics so bad that a part of yourself died inside; lyrics so awful that your cat yelped off of your bed and cowered beneath it?


Sattelite by Lena Meyer Landrut

btw I'm German, so its not because of hating Germans.
Original post by Tomac
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehcF_Hb82Bo

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

Pussy pussy.

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.

Pussy pussy, dicky dicky, toungy toungy, licky? licky.


:lolwut: :lol: :lolwut: :facepalm: :facepalm2:

We have a winner.

What's far more worrying are the comments below.

"This is awesome music!"

:erm:
Reply 173
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh)


:banghead:

This song (if you can call it that) sets my teeth on edge... :mad:
Reply 174
He's got a brand new car
Looks like a Jaguar
It's got leather seats
It's got a CD PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER
* etc
[...]
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon



(*everyone in the club sings this loudly and passionately, as if it were highly profound.)
Original post by Cicerao
He's got a brand new car
Looks like a Jaguar
It's got leather seats
It's got a CD PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER PLAYER
* etc
[...]
Get a house in Devon
Drink cider from a lemon



(*everyone in the club sings this loudly and passionately, as if it were highly profound.)


I love these lyrics.... but that could just be my love for Feeder.
"All the ducks are swimming in the water, na na na na, na na na na."

'Nuff said.
Actually a recent one that I can't quite express my hatred for passionately enough is:

I used up all my tricks
I hope that you like this
But you probably won't
You think you're cooler than me
You got designer shades just to cover your eyes
And you wear 'em around like
You're cooler me


My ten year old brother walks around singing it and I'm like :facepalm:
Reply 178
i'm terrified, like i've seen a UFO...

Ghost in the Machine B.O.B.
Anything by Panic! At The Disco

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