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    (Original post by alapa)
    I watched a gangland documentary a few weeks back and apparently this method used to be used very effectively by gang members. (Allthough they just hid the bodies in fresh graves instead) it will be discovered eventually although probably after the murderer is dead.

    So 10/10 for the idea. (Not that I condone it )
    I watched a documentary bout a dodgy funeral director who tp cut down on costs put like 10 liquidated bodies in one coffin (he stored the bodies in cupboards til they decomposed before putting them in coffins)

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    Stab it repeatedly with a knife to get all the air out and put it in the sea. This way it will sink better.
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    (Original post by Brann)
    Stab it repeatedly with a knife to get all the air out and put it in the sea. This way it will sink better.
    It would be much better to weigh it down somehow, easier and a lot less blood. And what would you do about the currents washing it ashore.

    Also note, the body will still float to the surface.

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    Step 1: Buy airline tickets to anywhere in the world from Heathrow
    Step 2: Put the body in a locked suitcase
    Step 3: Bring the suitcase as luggage
    Step 4: Board the plane, when you've arrived they'll have probably lost your luggage
    Step 5: ???
    Step 6: Profit

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    (Original post by Namige)
    Nope, then you burn all your clothes and affected items.
    Sooooo, you would burn your house down?

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    (Original post by Jammy Duel)
    Sooooo, you would burn your house down?

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    If it meant me not getting convicted for murder, yes of course
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    (Original post by Namige)
    If it meant me not getting convicted for murder, yes of course
    Well, you had better do a very good job of covering your tracks since this, along with lots of the other cover up plans, rely on you not being a suspect at all.
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    (Original post by Jammy Duel)
    Well, you had better do a very good job of covering your tracks since this, along with lots of the other cover up plans, rely on you not being a suspect at all.
    Since I've destroyed all the evidence, who cares if I'm the suspect?
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    (Original post by Namige)
    Since I've destroyed all the evidence, who cares if I'm the suspect?
    Because suspicious activity is suspicious, which leads to further digging.
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    (Original post by Jammy Duel)
    Because suspicious activity is suspicious, which leads to further digging.
    Don't care if it looks suspicious, no evidence = no conviction
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    (Original post by Namige)
    Don't care if it looks suspicious, no evidence = no conviction
    A well "hidden" body and no evidence are far from the same thing.
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    (Original post by Jammy Duel)
    A well "hidden" body and no evidence are far from the same thing.
    Again, your point is?
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    (Original post by Namige)
    Again, your point is?
    You need to perform a flawless murder to not run into any issues.
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