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      Have a tactical w**k just before sex

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      Don't worry about the waistline! It has no effect on your talent or intelligence! :rolleyes:

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      (Original post by trustmeimlying1)
      youre a moderator its grand


      actually maybe you can help with some advice if yeh didnt mind:P

      and oh havent seen yours..would love to have a peep
      My worst advice?
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      (Original post by Wattsy)
      'Just punch him in the mouth' - Dad, to the year 3, 4 and a half stone iteration of myself with regard to a kid that was picking on me. Never did do it, he reckoned it would have solved the problem, I reckon I'd have got battered by him and his army of friends, my 2 mates weren't too handy in fisticuffs.
      Worst advice I would have received weather I asked for it or not would be no advice at all!
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      (Original post by bumblebee342)
      "Just stop thinking about it" - Well, two months have passed since I was told that and I'm still thinking about it :teehee::facepalm:
      Basic reverse psychology fail. What they should have said was 'Think about it every waking moment'
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      (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
      Basic reverse psychology fail. What they should have said was 'Think about it every waking moment'
      Exactly!

      ...Although I probably would've slapped them :mmm:


      I think the best thing is to not say anything
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      (Original post by bumblebee342)
      I think the best thing is to not say anything
      I agree.
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      (Original post by Last Day Lepers)
      Really? They actually said that?
      Yep. I absolutely loathed her and ended up stopping the appointments because she was that bad.
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      I once had someone seriously suggest to me that I should go to a club to hook up with a random guy, say to him I was on the pill so he didn't have to use a condom to get pregnant. Needless to say I took no notice.

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      (Original post by gemmam)
      I once had someone seriously suggest to me that I should go to a club to hook up with a random guy, say to him I was on the pill so he didn't have to use a condom to get pregnant. Needless to say I took no notice.

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      That's....

      Yeah, good call on ignoring that one :lolwut:
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      (Original post by Azgar)
      "Things will get better"

      Heard this soooo many times this week

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      "its what is inside that counts"
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      "Just think happy and it'll go away" (in regards to depression and anxiety)
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        "Your clear, run now!"

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        (Original post by gemmam)
        I once had someone seriously suggest to me that I should go to a club to hook up with a random guy, say to him I was on the pill so he didn't have to use a condom to get pregnant. Needless to say I took no notice.

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        Why did they want you to get pregnant? :lolwut:
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